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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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My favorite Seinfeld is the one with the Panty Remark.

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What is worse, painting yourself for sporting events.

 

or

 

Painting your face.....then rapping?

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What is worse, painting yourself for sporting events.

 

or

 

Painting your face.....then rapping?

 

 

The first one, since people paint themselves for sporting events even when it's too fucking cold for it (or even when they're too fat to go around shirtless)

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Always been more of a scarf man. Is that mainly a soccer/country with shite weather thing? People paint faces here, btw.

 

At any cold weather NFL game, there's always half a dozen drunk fat dudes in the first five rows with B-R-O-W-N-S or B-E-A-R-S painted on them in dog masks and shit. American football uses beer for a scarf.

 

Incidentally, I saw part of some program profiling the rise of neo-nazi sentiment among european football leagues. Particularly in Italy and Spain, I think. Some Spanish coach called some other player a "black shit," and all this other rotten stuff. You ever see anything like that, or was the show blowing a few isolated assholes out of proportion?

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I think Tobias means blue as a verb in the present tense, in lieu of "paint." There are better Tobias lines that season, but that's the one everyone remembers

 

The "just" would place it in the past tense, though, and he should therefore say "I just blued myself." or, "I'm going to blue myself.", but of course then there's no joke. Square peg in a round hole. I like the show, though.

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