Next Month's Smackdown magazine has Royal Rumble winner on cover

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Ah. The old "I've got a relative..." line.

[Guest tony manero]

Ah. The old "I've got a relative..." line.

 

Look, I know it sounds like a cliche, but I'm not lying.

 

You'll see...

[JimmyHendricks 0]

Oh Jesus.

 

And here I was thinking you actually had the magazine in front of you. Instead, one of your in-laws works for the WWE, so we should all treat this as fact. This is like a bad tabloid rumor.

 

Talk about your inside info all that you want, but until I see an actual scan of the magazine cover I will believe none of it.

 

Oh, and by the way, my cousin's uncle's friend works for THQ, and Bret Hart was just in their headquarters the other day recording voice overs for himself as a General Manager type character for Smackdown vs. RAW 2007. It's true. Bret will be the next RAW GM!!!

 

I'll be sure to come back to this topic when Orton wins on Sunday.

 

Of course I could be wrong, but since this is all speculation at this point, I'm not believing a word of it.

[snuffbox 0]

My step-uncle's neighbor works valet parking at Titan Towers...he told me that the Warrior Warrior will return and win the Rumble. FACT.

[Guest tony manero]

Oh Jesus.

 

And here I was thinking you actually had the magazine in front of you. Instead, one of your in-laws works for the WWE, so we should all treat this as fact. This is like a bad tabloid rumor.

 

Talk about your inside info all that you want, but until I see an actual scan of the magazine cover I will believe none of it.

 

Oh, and by the way, my cousin's uncle's friend works for THQ, and Bret Hart was just in their headquarters the other day recording voice overs for himself as a General Manager type character for Smackdown vs. RAW 2007. It's true. Bret will be the next RAW GM!!!

 

I'll be sure to come back to this topic when Orton wins on Sunday.

 

Of course I could be wrong, but since this is all speculation at this point, I'm not believing a word of it.

 

One of THQ's main buildings is one block away from me.

[Enigma 0]

I say that if Rey Mysterio does not win the Royal Rumble, tony manero should be banned for life from TSM.

 

Who's with me?

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

A complete ban would be a little much.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

INDEFINITELY!

[UZI Suicide 0]

He's just banking on the fact that Rey is one of the odds on favorites to win. So if Rey wins he looks like a true "insider", and if Rey loses he can just say "My relative gave me false info" or "My relative was given false info" or "They changed booking plans at the last minute".

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Or he could always take the JoeJoe route and disappear after being proven wrong.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I e-mailed Da Meltz, and he said the same thing he's said all week. It's possible Rey is winning. No "It's true", or "That's the plan", or anything to say that it's a definite at this point. Rey could win or he might not. But there is still no plan etched in stone about anyone winning the Rumble.

[Downhome 0]

Even if this was true, the very second before the Rumble starts, or even in the middle of it, they could change their minds and book it for someone else to win. There is no way to ever really know if this information is true or not unless Rey actually does win. Even then though, it might not be what was really planned. It could just be quick booking that night.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

At the very least, they'll know who is winning by the time the PPV starts.

[Dandy 0]

My nutsack works for Raw magazine, and it said that I was winning the Rumble.

[Downhome 0]

At the very least, they'll know who is winning by the time the PPV starts.

 

With the way things have been going, it wouldn't shock me at all to hear that they didn't decide until the match actually started.

[SilverPhoenix 0]

*Looks at Thread*

 

*Drops Mouth at the Mysterio Prediction*

 

*Sees People get excited*

 

*Sees the Ortpn Cover.*

 

*Sees Princess Leena kiss it*

 

*Sees Tony reveal his "familial" source*

 

*Yawns*

[Ravenbomb 0]

Oh Jesus.

 

And here I was thinking you actually had the magazine in front of you. Instead, one of your in-laws works for the WWE, so we should all treat this as fact. This is like a bad tabloid rumor.

 

Talk about your inside info all that you want, but until I see an actual scan of the magazine cover I will believe none of it.

 

Oh, and by the way, my cousin's uncle's friend works for THQ, and Bret Hart was just in their headquarters the other day recording voice overs for himself as a General Manager type character for Smackdown vs. RAW 2007. It's true. Bret will be the next RAW GM!!!

 

I'll be sure to come back to this topic when Orton wins on Sunday.

 

Of course I could be wrong, but since this is all speculation at this point, I'm not believing a word of it.

 

One of THQ's main buildings is one block away from me.

 

So...you can find out who's gonna win the rumble in the next WWE video game?

[Rob Anybody 0]

One of THQ's main buildings is one block away from me.

 

So...you can find out who's gonna win the rumble in the next WWE video game?

 

Player One?

[Ravenbomb 0]

nah, they've been pushing Player 2 pretty hard lately

[snuffbox 0]

After all the entertainment with the cheerleaders on Raw...

 

Belushi's corpse told me that Snitski will win the Rumble with his new deli samurai gimmick.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

OMG GUYS MY COUSINS BF'S SISTER'S BEST FRIEND KNOW A GUY WHO USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WIF A RELATIVE OF A GUY WHO WORKS FOR THE WWE AND HE SAID THAT YOKOZUNA WILL FINALLY BE ON RAW THIS WEEK, SO YOKOZUNA WILL WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE1111+!11

 

 

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[Spaceman Spiff 0]

"The fans are really getting behind...PLAYER 1."

 

Fans: "PLA! YER! 1! PLA! YER! 1!"

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

And let's end this one on a some high notes.

 

Thanks for playing, everyone.