chirs3 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF AftershoX! LIVE, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3rd, FROM THE SOLD OUT COW PALACE IN SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA! (7:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings) After an amazing PPV, the SWF takes a week to cool down and regroup. This week, SWF AftershoX comes to you live from the Cow Palace - we'll recap the events of the Clusterfuck! We'll hear from some of the winners and losers! And we'll have a couple of matches, too! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Main Event - Hardcore Match Insane Luchadore vs. The Crimson Skull ---> Oh yeah. You read that right. Insane f'ing Luchadore is back! Was his death elaborately staged, or did he no-sell the whole thing? Either way, he's returned to the SWF with a newfound interest in the Ultraviolent Division! That could be bad news for The Crimson Skull! Or, it could be great news for The Crimson Skull! What better way to get peoples attention that to take down a man who no-sold his own death? Rules: Hardcore~! Word Limit: 4500 Send to: realitycheck -=-=-=- Candace 'The Joshi Dragon' Okimura vs. Matt 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' Myers ---> Well, Candace has been jockeying for more screen time, so it's time to give it to her. Start up to a new path of glory, eh? Well, the first step on King's (Or would it be Queen's?) Road is Matt 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' Myers, who is looking to make a comeback from his showing at the Clusterf**k. Will she regain her honor, or be wooed by this masked man?! Rules: Standard Singles Match Word Limit: 4250 Send to: Justice -=-=-=-=- Michael Cross vs. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch ---> After an impressive debut at the Clusterfuck, Michael Cross makes his first appearance on SWF TV! Tonight, he faces a man who came up short in the Clusterfuck, and is itching for a chance to make up for it, Jason von Dierch! ROLLING ROMMELS! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Send shit to realitycheck) When I said it'd be a light card, I wasn't kidding. Promo, people! We will resume regular duty next show. Good job on the PPV. Edited February 1, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 I'm pretty sure there will be a Bruce Blank promo or segment or whatever Once I figure out what to say other than bragging about not being beat at the PPV (in other words once I find someone to take pitty on me and maybe work a feud ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 No more Cosplay Master? Outrageous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 I'll have an interview, or promo, or something. I'll probably be turning it in earlier than due, considering: 1) The 3rd's my birthday. I plan on being trashed, laid, and hopefully both. 2) I'm TDY to Washington state, with dial-up 'Net access... Which blows. Keep scheduling me, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 I have no idea the degree to which I'll be able to do this match. To elaborate on why I might not show, I had surgery on my shoulder last year, and long story short, I'm experiencing problems with it again. I'm on my way to the doctors now, and I have an appointment with an orthapedic surgeon tommorow. Michael Cross might be on DL, but that's a very big assumption. Just don't expect too much. Real sorry I couldn't get on to do this last night, it hurts to be typing this right now, but there's no excuse for just no-showing without an explination. Letting you know ahead of time so that maybe you can coaxe someone into taking my place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 the Bruce Blank segment has been updated from a "possibly" to a definitly *thumbs up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 Who do we send to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 Well if we treat this like a Storm (and Raynor did post the card like he usually does for Storm) then the stuff should probably go to Zed/Realitycheck according to the schedule. But that’s just my guess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 Holy Shit, I didn't even realise IL was on the card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 Hooray for IL! I call opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 Card has been edited, as my glorious self is indeed posting/booking the next show. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Interesting... very interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 So who's our normal interviewer-type nowadays? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Ben Hardy is the most popular choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Ben Hardy is the most popular choice. I forgot... What kind of personality is he? And is Matt Kivell still roaming the back-alleys of the SWF somewhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Mainly, he's timid. He'll ask the tough questions, but he'll cower when a wrestler takes offense to one of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Remember when Hardy was a wrestler? Same with Funyon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Kivell is the head referee these days, Fury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Remember when Hardy was a wrestler? Same with Funyon? Barely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Dude, F/X was a great tag team name with bad writers (Funyon and Xtreme). Hardy came out ot some VAST song and had a valet in the form of Gorgeous George. I can't recall what his finisher was, though. Funyon was a hoss. He should start decking people for no reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 They're before even my time, I'm afraid. I'm pretty sure I was just some JL punk when Hardy and Funyon were wrapping up their illustrious careers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Ha. Illustrious? Those guys? Now, Damien Diablo, that was a writer... I think I'll stop before I just start naming old WF writers and get into a nostalgia-off with Muzz and/or Zed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 I always wrote Hardy as bitter, sarcastic and bored, who didn't back down to people. Too bad no one else does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 I think I'll stop before I just start naming old WF writers and get into a nostalgia-off with Muzz and/or Zed. Toooooooo laaaaaaaaate! I always wrote Hardy as bitter, sarcastic and bored, who didn't back down to people. Too bad no one else does. Whenever I felt like a promo needed that, I just used Nervous Sheep instead. I've always enjoyed the fact that Hardy and Funyon, who had about 10 IGNWF matches total, between them, have ended up outliving the careers of countless actual writers. Could you imagine if we extended the same privilege to Jack Houston or... say... the Pokefreak? -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 STONE FROZE STONE FROZE STONE FROZE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 If this fed is still going in 2010, Ghost Machine better still be a part of it. And I say we give Angel a title shot against ELM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 Ash Ketchum vs. The Pokemaster, Hell in a Pokeball Yeah, this could've gone in the Match Stip thread too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 If this fed is still going in 2010, Ghost Machine better still be a part of it. And I say we give Angel a title shot against ELM. I'm surprised it's been so long since he's gotten one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 Hey...is someone talking about the old days?!?! What about Rane's growth spurt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
