Special K Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I nominate two: Booker T: Hungry Meals: His dreamy "mash potatoes, fried chicken CORRRRRRRRN and puddin'" was a masterpiece. Guy looked like he was going to come in his pants, and have no regrets. It's the buffer-esque CORRRRRRN that wins it , though. Brock Lesnar: Pretty much the ugliest man on earth. For some video game. Torrie Wilson comes up to him with a come-hither stare at the albino rhino. "Hey Brock, wanna play?" Cut *Brock has eatten Torrie Wilson* *Holds up panties, best line reading ever, with a disgusting leer, chunks of Torrie probably still in his teeth:* i WIN!
Just John Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I agree with Booker T, except that he advertised for Hungry MAN. A whole pound of food men love...
CanadianGuitarist Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Booker T was also pretty good hawking Beef-a-roni. Voiceover: "But, Booker, it's not beefaroonie, it's beef-a-roni!" Booker: Tell me you did not just say that
MillenniumMan831 Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Mean Gene and the Iron Sheik teaming up to shill the Toyota Bandera (sp?) was solid gold. Ya haven't lived until you see the Iron Sheik attempt to say "Unbeatable freedom".
Scroby Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Mick Foley with the "MMMMM beef" commericals.
daileyxplanet Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I like Andre the Giant's Honeycombs commercial.
Dobbs 3K Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Ric Flair winning the WWE Tag Titles with some schlub in that commercial for...um...Snickers, I think?
Ravenbomb Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a Snickers commercial
Jericholic82 Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I nominate two: Booker T: Hungry Meals: His dreamy "mash potatoes, fried chicken CORRRRRRRRN and puddin'" was a masterpiece. Guy looked like he was going to come in his pants, and have no regrets. It's the buffer-esque CORRRRRRN that wins it , though. Brock Lesnar: Pretty much the ugliest man on earth. For some video game. Torrie Wilson comes up to him with a come-hither stare at the albino rhino. "Hey Brock, wanna play?" Cut *Brock has eatten Torrie Wilson* *Holds up panties, best line reading ever, with a disgusting leer, chunks of Torrie probably still in his teeth:* i WIN! that was for Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain, I dont think they were implying he ate her, the game was the firts to feature bra and panties matches, so the implication was Brock ripped her bra off. Remember the No Mercy commercial? it featured the Dudley Boyz , but I forget what happened. Dlo Brown and Austin in a 1800 collect (I think) commerical in about 99 Rock in the Wrestlemania 2000 game commercial (he was pissed off about the game rock character ripping him off, and he complains to everyone about it, including santa claus in the bathroom stall. he was also in the first smackdown on psx commericial showing him checking into the smackdown hotel, it also featured kurt angle and edge spearing someone into a pool. Hulk Hogan in right guard deodarant commericials "Anything less would be uncivilized"
Guest Hadley Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 The No Mercy ad had the dudleys at a college giving a 3D to a professor IIRC. Yeah, i didnt understand it either. Another good one,,the stacker 2 commercials with the heckler making fun of kane (i remember they did one where kane had 11 items in the 10 items or less lane, and another one where he was reciting poetry).
Jericholic82 Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 The No Mercy ad had the dudleys at a college giving a 3D to a professor IIRC. Yeah, i didnt understand it either. Another good one,,the stacker 2 commercials with the heckler making fun of kane (i remember they did one where kane had 11 items in the 10 items or less lane, and another one where he was reciting poetry). stacker 2 with edge and christian being pissed that the stacker 2 bottle was getting all the attention (yea a guy dressed as a bottle) stacker 2 with tazz and Paulie from the sopranos as well as Trish too.
CanadianGuitarist Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Dlo Brown and Austin in a 1800 collect (I think) commerical in about 99 I posted this in the "Funniest Wrestling Lines". About a month after the commercial aired, D-Lo hit someone with a phoen during a hardcore match and proceeded to bark "I told you you could savea bundle using 1-800-Collect, fool!"
Scroby Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Snap Into A Slim Jim >>> all Macho or Ultimate Warrior?
Dobbs 3K Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Warrior was in Slim Jim commercials? I only remember the Savage ones. I seem to remember hearing about the British Bulldogs being in cereal commercials in the 80's...anyone remember those?
MillenniumMan831 Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 The Rockers doing their "Be a Survivor, Don't Smoke" WWF PSA.
Dobbs 3K Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Did it say "(Snort coke instead.)" after that?
Jericholic82 Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 The Rockers doing their "Be a Survivor, Don't Smoke" WWF PSA. Warrior did one too in which he appeared to be chewing on the cigs Dlo using the 1800 line in that match was funny as hell
10 Pounds Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Jericho did an ad for a Smackdown game, I think it was Shut Your Mouth wheere he put one of the devellopers inthe Walls to show how he did it. He also said that Stephanie might need extra polygons for her character. I remember seeing house shows promos back in maybe 2002-2003. It featured Brock Lesnar flexing at the camera and screaming "I'M COMING TO ______ !!" It wasn't a TV commercial, but we can't forget Jake Roberts in a "Say no to drugs" campaign.
Jericholic82 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Jericho did an ad for a Smackdown game, I think it was Shut Your Mouth wheere he put one of the devellopers inthe Walls to show how he did it. He also said that Stephanie might need extra polygons for her character. I remember seeing house shows promos back in maybe 2002-2003. It featured Brock Lesnar flexing at the camera and screaming "I'M COMING TO ______ !!" It wasn't a TV commercial, but we can't forget Jake Roberts in a "Say no to drugs" campaign. the jericho commercial was actually for the first WWF ps2 game, SD: Just Bring It! (from 2001)
MillenniumMan831 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat did a "Say No to Drugs" ad in 1986 wearing a SNME cap. It went something like . . . "Hi, I'm Ricky Steamboat and being a professional wrestler, I've encountered some pretty mean dudes. But none can do the damage that drugs can do. That's why I don't touch them. No way, not the Dragon. So if a friend tells ya drugs are in or that's where it's at, he's no friend of yours. Say no to drugs and you'll be the winner. Remember, drugs can kill." And off the top of my head, here's Bret Hart's 1989 "Be a Survivor, Don't Smoke" ad . . . "Let me tell ya something, no one knows more about being cool than The Hitman. And lemme tell ya something, it is definitely not cool to smoke. Be a survivor, don't smoke!"
evilhomer Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 It wasn't a TV commercial, but we can't forget Jake Roberts in a "Say no to drugs" campaign.
Special K Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Posted July 5, 2006 that was for Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain, I dont think they were implying he ate her, the game was the firts to feature bra and panties matches, so the implication was Brock ripped her bra off. Well, *duh*
FroGG_NeaL Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 The old Chef Boyardee/WWF commercials were all fuckin hilarious. My fav was probably the one wih Kane in the kitchen.
Coolclint Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 I don't remember Warrior's Slim Jim commercial, but they did have one or two with Bam Bam Bigelow.
MillenniumMan831 Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Don't forget Diesel's Slim Jim commercial w/ the kid having to fold all those pizza boxes.
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