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[Dandy 0]

Hell, just think of how hard they are going to push Wrestlemania 22, then!!!

 

[Enigma 0]

Today on her Myspace website, 2005 DivaSearch winner Ashley Massaro announced publicly that she had just signed a 3-year extension that will keep her in WWE until fall 2009. This is her post:

 

What's up!! Thanks for all the messages guys! It was awesome to get back to work, unfortunately interfered by that insane skank Mickie! She's crazy! I just had surgery and that little stunt she pulled could have increased my time before I get back in the ring! Thankfully, I'm ok, the leg is feeling ok, was killing me yesterday but much better now, and hopefully I'll be getting this cast off just a few more weeks. I can not wait. So I can beat that girls a$$.

Ok, BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, and you guys are the first to know anywhere, I wanted to make sure my myspace buds would be the first to hear.

I just signed my 3 year contract extension with WWE. So as of the expiration of my first contract, you guys got me for another 3 years! YAYYYYYY! I'm so stoked. Big celebration time! Anyway, thanks again for all the love, you guys are awesome. And for the funny quotes! You guys crack me up. K song of the post is Headfirst for Halos by My Chemical Romance....killer. Talk to you guys soon! Oh! And don't forget about my signing at Toys R US in Times Square this Thursday,hmmmm that would be tomorrow, sweet. My friends band has a show at Avalon in NYC that night and the night after, Aiden & 30 Seconds to Mars. I think the first is sold out but if there are still tix available for the second, you guys don't want to miss it. It's going to be INSANE!!!!

k byeeee

xoxoxoxox

ash

"Ever take it off some sweet jumps?"

[CBright7831 0]

xoxoxoxox

[jwpeer 0]

I can't even read that without dying inside.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I doubt that myspace account is real...

[NYU 0]

She's going to be gone by the end of the year anyway.

[Guest fanofcoils]

So Ashley gets a 3 year extension and Christy gets a release? I don't get it.

[BUTT 0]

Quoting Napoleon Dynamite is so 2004.

[TheInsane 0]

If its true its disastrous. Ahley is horrible. No charachter at all and she's just plain bad in the ring. At least Christy tried to develop and she had a unique persona to her. Oh well.....

[nl5xsk1 0]

I might join myspace just to be one of her buds.

 

I <3 Ashley.

[Dangerous A 0]

Is anyone else beyond annoyed when Rey does the Eddie wiggle in his matches to hulk up/get out of trouble spot? I find myself laughing at the people who argue WWE match style as being this "what would happen in a real fight" bit when shit like this is churned out by an upper midcarder/main eventer.

 

Now I know what to do if I'm in trouble during a bar scrap- dance a jig!

[dubq 0]

The entire post just screams annoying 15 year old teenaged girl. Someone. Please. Put this girl out of our misery.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

The entire post just screams annoying 15 year old teenaged girl. Someone. Please. Put this girl out of our misery.

 

She's just EXCITED OMG!!!11!!one!!11eleven!!

[pochorenella 0]

xoxoxoxox

 

I don't even know what xoxo means, let alone that extended version.

[Hawk 34 0]

WWE is really reaching for ad space, as they have ads on AIM and Myspace. (showcasing Cena and oddly enough, Booker T).

[Gary Floyd 0]

 

I still miss Christy.

[haws bah gawd 0]

They have a WM22 add on Pogo.com showing such impressive sights as Rey Mysterio in mid jump, and HHH dropping an elbow.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

I doubt that myspace account is real...

It is. John Cena, Gregory Helms, Kristal Marshall, and The Hardy BoyZ have real accounts, too. As do some TNA people.

 

And Ashley writes better than Cena.

[haVoc 0]

Ashley > Cena

[Guest Princess Leena]

I doubt that myspace account is real...

It is. John Cena, Gregory Helms, Kristal Marshall, and The Hardy BoyZ have real accounts, too. As do some TNA people.

 

And Ashley writes better than Cena.

 

I don't know...

 

She made the account less than 2 weeks ago and has over 12,000+ friends?

 

Most of the porn names with that amount of friends are fake.

[Guest Coffey]

So Ashley gets a 3 year extension and Christy gets a release?

Exactly what I thought.

[haVoc 0]

This year's WrestleMania, which will be emanating from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, is shaping up to be one of biggest events in WWE history. So it's only fitting that WWE will kick off this "Big Time" event with a "Big Time" star. From the multi-platinum group Destiny's Child, Chicago's own Michelle Williams will sing America the Beautiful to get WrestleMania 22 underway on Sunday, April 2.

 

Former Intercontinental and World Tag Team Champion Andrew "Test" Martin has verbally agreed to return to World Wrestling Entertainment.

 

When Rey Mysterio hits the ring at WrestleMania for the biggest match of his career, P.O.D. will be there to perform his entrance theme, “Booyaka 619.”

 

Credit: WWE.com

 

Jim Ross is expected to host the Hall of Fame Ceremony this year. There is talk about his possibly calling a match at WrestleMania as well. Many in the company feel that Ross will be back sooner than later, and most feel that they should have never replaced him in the first place.

 

Michael Cole was backstage at Saturday Night's Main Event, Joey Styles wasn't.

 

While WWE and NBC were disappointed at the rating for Saturday Night's Main Event, they were happy that the number in the 18 to 49 demographic was way up as compared to what NBC normally does.

 

Credit: PWInsider/411

[2GOLD 0]

So Ashley gets a 3 year extension and Christy gets a release?

Exactly what I thought.

 

One was proof of God while this announcement proves they have a sense of humor. A twisted one, but a sense of humor.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I doubt that myspace account is real...

It is. John Cena, Gregory Helms, Kristal Marshall, and The Hardy BoyZ have real accounts, too. As do some TNA people.

 

And Ashley writes better than Cena.

 

Are you calling Helms a liar?

 

"Only me, Steven Richards, and ring announcer Justin Roberts are real WWEers". Then he mentions something about The Blue Meanie as an ex-WWEer.

 

Edit: Guess Helms is a liar / doesn't know Ashley had an account / doesn't consider her a WWE wrestler. WWE.com confirmed the contract renewal.

[CanadianChick 0]

I like how she called Mickie an insane skank. The mixing kayfabe with real makes me laugh...

 

Unless Mickie is an insane skank in real life. Than that's sweet.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I like how she called Mickie an insane skank. The mixing kayfabe with real makes me laugh...

 

OT, I do enjoy the fictional character myspaces that mix real life with character traits that have been popping up (as in, the ones the cast/characters from The Office have - not to be confused with someone making an account for Steve Urkel, but those are good too).

[hyperchord24 0]

Looks like they want Styles out of there. I thought JR wanted to go. I know he should've never been replaced, but I thought it was his decision.

 

As far as the GM situation is concered, I thought McMahon wanted to put off finding a new GM b/c he was having too much fun with his new TV role as sort of a GM.

[Dewe 0]

The entire post just screams annoying 15 year old teenaged girl. Someone. Please. Put this girl out of our misery.

Finally, I understand why Matt Hardy dated her...

[BHK 0]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/testwwe

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Are you calling Helms a liar?

 

"Only me, Steven Richards, and ring announcer Justin Roberts are real WWEers". Then he mentions something about The Blue Meanie as an ex-WWEer.

 

Edit: Guess Helms is a liar / doesn't know Ashley had an account / doesn't consider her a WWE wrestler. WWE.com confirmed the contract renewal.

Friend, what are you talking about. On the main page of Helms' MySpace he says

 

"FYI: The only real WWE'ers on MySpace are as follows:

 

Gregory Helms

Ashley Massaro

John Cena

Justin Roberts

Kristal Marshall

Shannon Moore

Stevie Richards"

 

I guess he didn't count The Hardyz because their MySpace is just promotion for their online show.