Complete this sentence:

[Guest Felonies!]

[The Man in Blak 0]

[Guest Felonies!]

We can't all have nice things, The Man in Blak. I still have analogue cable!

[The Man in Blak 0]

One can deduce, by your act of posting on a message board, that you have access to the internet. And I believe that TiVo pulls its program guide data through the information superhighway. (Though, I could be wrong). Therefore, no excuses.

[bob_barron 0]

If I see one more Bud Light ad where the fan starts getting obnoxious about the Cowboys, Dolphins or Bills- someone is going to die.

[treble 0]

Haven't seen the Saints one, but I've seen a Bills one a few times.

[bob_barron 0]

Meant the Bills my bad. Will be edited.

 

Seriously, I HATE those ads

[The Man in Blak 0]

Really, the Monday Night Football ads are more enjoyable to me than the game itself, if only because I imagine Kinetic narrating over them. With conviction.

[CanadianChris 0]

If I see one more Bud Light ad where the fan starts getting obnoxious about the Cowboys, Dolphins or Bills- someone is going to die.

Those ads are awful. Whoever thought of them should be fired.

[Mik 0]

Hell, I have DVR but always watch sports live. I personally want to end the existence of John Mellencamp. Good god that is terriblly grating after the 10,131st viewing. It was bad after the 2nd.

[Black Lushus 0]

I don't think I've seen any team specific Bud Light ads, but the bouncing floor one is pretty good.

 

For me, it's a toss up between the Coors Light "press conferences" and John Mellencamp. Oh and the Ford truck one where the guy pulls a semi hauling tons and tons of shit out of the tunnel...come on now...

[treble 0]

I think the team specific ads are Canadian. You're lucky.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

MNF.

[snuffbox 0]

How does Johnny Cougar keep getting let out into the general population?

[Guest Felonies!]

"Is It Monday Yet?" is leading? I thought that everybody FROM THE EAST COAST (points to the right) TO THE WEST COAST would be sick of Chevy.

[RepoMan 0]

I think the team specific ads are Canadian. You're lucky.

Why does Bud Light even bother to advertise in Canada?

[nl5xsk1 0]

I voted other. It's the Peyton Manning commercials that kill me.

 

I don't know the Mellencamp commercial that everyone under the sun hates - I don't doubt that I've seen it, but I know that I haven't paid enough attention to tell you a single thing about the song or the ad. The Coors lights aren't funny, but they're not annoying enough to drive me away from a football game. And I avoid ESPN like the plague at this point, so haven't seen enough MNF ads to know how much they bother me.

 

But the Peyton Manning ads, from the laughably overrated "Cut that Meat!" ones to the stupid mustache & wig one to the whole family calling plays while living their normal life ... ugh. No mas.

[Guest Felonies!]

Oh, I like Peyton and his laser, rocket arm. Man Law doesn't really get on my nerves, either. "Buh-lock. Duh-umb." But man, Mellencamp. Sweet Jesus. Who would actually buy his new album at this point? You've already heard the song a thousand times!

[devo 0]

TO THE WEST COAST

 

Nothing displays the magnificence of the Pacific Coast like a forest fire. Yeesh.

[CanadianChris 0]

I think the team specific ads are Canadian. You're lucky.

Why does Bud Light even bother to advertise in Canada?

Expat Americans who still can't handle Canadian beer? You got me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm from fucking Indiana. You people don't know what being sick of John Cougar Menstrualcramp is.

[razazteca 0]

Side effects include:

 

- temporary blindness

- dehydration

- minor headaches

- carpel tunnel syndrome

- back strain

- male pattern balding

- if you have high blood pressure or are using nitrates do not use product

 

"if your erection last longer than 4 hours then go buy some whores"

[Just John 0]

*Brief guitar riff*

I CAN STAND...

*Mute*

 

Happens at least 3 times a game, and even more than that when there isn't a game on another channel. Was also a regular occurence during the MLB playoffs. And it's not just the annoying song, the visuals are terrible too. It's such a redneck ad, but they try not to alienate the non-hicks by flashing pics of Vietnam protesters and MLK Jr. And, as has been pointed out, the guy pointing right on cue with "East Coast" is a total headshaker.

 

I'll make sure to never by a Chevy of any kind.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

It's not just the visuals. Listen to the lyrics of the song.

[KingPK 0]

Here you go. So the song is annoying and preachy. Great

 

I can stand beside

Things I think are right

And I can stand beside

The idea of stand and fight

And I do believe

There’s a dream for everyone

This is our country

From the east coast

To the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

 

There's room enough here

For science to live

And there's room enough here

For religion to forgive

And try to understand

The other people of this world

This is our country

From the east coast

To the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

 

That poverty could be

Just another ugly thing

And bigotry could be

Seen only as obscene

And the ones that run this land

Will help the poor and common man

This is our country

From the east coast

To the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

 

The dream will never leave

And some day it will come true

And it’s up to me and you

To do the best that we can do

And let the voice of freedom

Sing out through this land

This is our country

From the east coast

To the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

[devo 0]

Would it have killed him to stick a bridge or something somewhere in there?

[Timmy8271 0]

All of the above. But the Mellencamp one is horrible.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

The Man Law ads are pretty entertaining in my eyes. I loved the one they showed a while back where everyone was hiding their beers.

 

I wanted to vote for THIS IS OUR COUNTRY so bad.... but those Monday Night Football ads are really getting on my fucking nerves. "Only 3 more days before Deion Branch goes against Randy Moss".

 

I'M SO THERE!

[Darthtiki 0]

I love Chevy, I've been a Chevy guy since birth until this car (only because we got a deal on a Dodge), but god damn whoever in their ad agency who conceptualized these commercials needs to be fired. First the West Coast being forest fires and then the Dixie Highway being flooded by Katrina....smart let's sell trucks by playing on images that are seen as downers.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That song makes stars and stripes shoot from my asshole while bald eagles flap their wings inside my tummy.