Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

[Corkscrew_Senton]

Now I remember why Pizza Hut was the Shangri-La of my youth.

[Gary Floyd]

I wish I hadn't remembered that.

[Guest Smues]

Something touched me deep inside the day Eddie Deezen JN News died.

[King Kamala]

I think for confirmation, someone should e-mail Meltzer.

 

 

[Cheech Tremendous]

Finding out the JN News was 26 years old made me sad.

[Gary Floyd]

The room is spinning...

[Corkscrew_Senton]

At his funeral, I hope someone mentions that he AND his twin sister thought Big Boss Man was WCW for life.

[King Kamala]

 

 

I hope at his funeral they play this as the pallbearers carry the casket out.

 

And a question for our Redcoat posters....what the fuck is this? It's just one of the first things that came up when I searched Pizza Hut on YouTube.

[Corkscrew_Senton]

What.

 

 

The.

 

 

Fuck.

 

 

That said I would gladly have "sexual intercourse" with the female Fast Food Rockers.

[DrVenkman PhD]

In 2003, there were rumours that the band didn't sing on their own records. However, in an interview with CBBC Newsround, Lucy stated she "trained for three years at a performing arts school, Ria's been in the business for a long time, Martin's been in the business for a long time and we're very proud to say we do sing on [this] song".

[Maztinho]

I just confirmation from Meltz.

 

 

Gee I hope not. -Meltz

 

 

Well that wasn't much of a confirmation at all was it?

[theintensifier]

 

RIP(izza Hut) my friend

.....

 

I wonder if he's seen this thread?

[King Kamala]

For all we know, he could have gotten into a heated argument with his MSN contact over the false reporting of Chris Masters and his contact could have knifed him or something. IT'S NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!

 

 

Actually the thought of someone getting killed over Chris Masters is enough to make me chuckle.

[Failed Bridge]

worse way for a disabled child to die; Crippler Crossface or Masterlock?

[Failed Bridge]

I was going to include the Five Star Alfsplash but a mentally handicapped man executes that move so you couldn't decipher between which party was getting the worse of it.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

In honor of his death...

 

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

What should I call my e-fed? Hmm. I'll go with "World Wrestling Federation."

[Lt. Al Giardello]

[TheSSNintendo]

He probably went back to GStorm to do his usual "HHHitler" garbage on their "Flame the Game & Friends" thread.

[Aero]

 

"The Rocket" Owen Hart

[Lt. Al Giardello]

What kind of name is JN News anyway?

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

It's a play on PN News, which itself was a play on CNN. That'd be like if my board name was The Dantaur.

[King Kamala]

Guys, I think we scared him off. Either that or he's actually dead or busy trying to hunt down his MSN contact who played him like a fool.

[Jericho2000Mark]

He probably went back to GStorm to do his usual "HHHitler" garbage on their "Flame the Game & Friends" thread.

 

Keeping in mind for one second that 99% of this board has no idea what the fuck you're talking about, are you by any chance that bi-polar guy called OsFan?

[TheSSNintendo]

Nope, that's not me.

 

Has this "bi-polar' OsFan been around here?

[Lt. Al Giardello]

Guys, I think we scared him off. Either that or he's actually dead or busy trying to hunt down his MSN contact who played him like a fool.

 

Nope, he's too busy with his e-fed called "World Wrestling Federation".

[Dandy]

Nice joke, assrape. It was amusing when it was made in this thread a week ago (almost to the minute!).

[DrVenkman PhD]

Mr. News has made his triumphant return to the WWE Folder.

[King Kamala]

Somebody should ask him if he got his source's ass for playing him for a damn fool.

[The Niggardly King]

I don't know if it's the weed, but after reading this thread again, I nominate this a

 

CLASSIC

 

I will campaign this until it's rightfully enshrined in it's rightful place.