A late night MSN conversation

[theintensifier 0]

Goodness right here. Be prepared for a long conversation. It's well worth reading, though. I'm hoping for a **** effort.

 

Mikell says:

where have you been?

 

Jason says:

hi

 

Mikell says:

hello

 

Mikell says:

sorry, that was a somewhat rude way to start a conversation

 

Jason says:

i don't mind

 

Mikell says:

anyway, what's been up? you haven't been around in quite some time, over what, 7-8 months?

 

Jason says:

where have i not been at?

 

Mikell says:

the pit

 

Jason says:

yeah i haven't been there

 

Jason says:

i left one post over the last several monts

 

Mikell says:

what's up with that?

 

Jason says:

i just don't care about it to be honest anymore

 

Jason says:

i've hardly posted anywhere

 

Jason says:

to be honest i'm a mess emotionally and stuff like that seems insignifigant

 

Mikell says:

oh? what's going on

 

Jason says:

someday i'll postagain when i'm better

 

Jason says:

i could write a book lol

 

Jason says:

don't want to go too "woe is me"

 

Mikell says:

i don't mind at all

 

Jason says:

i met a girl playing poker

 

Jason says:

from the netherlands

 

Jason says:

and that's a mess now

 

Mikell says:

that's good. did you actually MEET her?

 

Jason says:

NO

 

Jason says:

it's very long and complicated

 

Mikell says:

and you're upset about it?

 

Jason says:

but you know how i am with girls

 

Jason says:

yes, extremely

 

Mikell says:

did you ever talk to her on the phone?

 

Jason says:

i think i mentioned on the pit when i originally met her

 

Jason says:

nine months ago or so

 

Jason says:

oh yeah talked to her lots

 

Jason says:

it was over ten hrs a day sometimes

 

Jason says:

due to us playing poker

 

Jason says:

i did all i could to build attraction between us

 

Jason says:

even when i couldn't see her

 

Jason says:

and it worked

 

Mikell says:

via webcam, i presume

 

Jason says:

eventually but not right away

 

Jason says:

and it worked

 

Jason says:

she loved me withen a week and a half

 

Mikell says:

sheesh

 

Jason says:

yeah, pretty good for a guy who's alyways been so girless

 

Mikell says:

no offense, but that "word" is thrown around far too easy, far too often, and to often not meant

 

Jason says:

i know

 

Jason says:

but she wasn't lying

 

Jason says:

she did a ton for me

 

Mikell says:

such as what

 

Jason says:

boxes of chocloates

 

Jason says:

a webcam

 

Jason says:

gifts

 

Jason says:

21 love cards

 

Mikell says:

dude...

 

Jason says:

perfume on them

 

Jason says:

play poker tournaments for me

 

Mikell says:

gifts and "love" letters don't mean shit, seriously

 

Jason says:

stay up to 7 in the morning to support me in a tourney

 

Jason says:

made friends with all my family members

 

Mikell says:

how is that possible?

 

Jason says:

telephone

 

Mikell says:

....

 

Jason says:

she was obsessed with me

 

Jason says:

wouldn't leave me alone

 

Mikell says:

okay. here's a question for you: what is love, defined by you

 

Jason says:

every day for six months straight she talked to me

 

Jason says:

i don't know what to think of love

 

Jason says:

but she told me that "i love you forever" every 15 minutes

 

Mikell says:

how old is she

 

Jason says:

34. looks like she's 25.

 

Jason says:

everyone hits on her, it's unbelievable

 

Mikell says:

have a picture of her?

 

Jason says:

yeah

 

Jason says:

hold on

 

Mikell says:

okay

 

Jason says:

i'm not gonna talk about this on any website

 

Mikell says:

huh

 

Jason says:

like the pit or someting

 

Mikell says:

what about it?

 

Jason says:

don't mention any of this there

 

Mikell says:

okay

 

Jason says:

if someone found out who she was they could possibly harass her

 

Jason says:

because of people who are annoyed by me

 

Mikell says:

okay. let's see the picture, dude

 

Jason says:

don't show it to anyone

 

Mikell says:

 

Mikell says:

....

 

Jason says:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/wil...pg?t=1197784344

 

Jason says:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/wil...pg?t=1197784382

 

Jason says:

middle in the second picture

 

Mikell says:

who's the dude?

 

Jason says:

no idea

 

Mikell says:

what's her heritage?

 

Jason says:

i forget the specifics

 

Mikell says:

you forgot?

 

Mikell says:

thought you loved her?

 

Jason says:

i could tell you a million other things lol

 

Jason says:

very intelligent girl

 

Jason says:

very tough

 

Mikell says:

if you don't love her, what's the problem then

 

Jason says:

takes no sass from anyone

 

Jason says:

i love her

 

Mikell says:

you still haven't said what the bottom line problem is

 

Jason says:

more than anyting

 

Mikell says:

then what's the problem

 

Jason says:

it looks like it's over

 

Jason says:

but the way it happened

 

Jason says:

kills me inside

 

Mikell says:

...what happened

 

Jason says:

she had a job as a sales representitve

 

Jason says:

quit that

 

Jason says:

also had a store

 

Jason says:

but

 

Jason says:

she had a boyfriend for sic years who owned the store with her

 

Jason says:

and that's where all the problems start

 

Mikell says:

oh noes

 

Jason says:

yeah, and that was her source of income so that mean difficulities

 

Jason says:

she couldn't decide on a different job

 

Jason says:

because of fussiness

 

Jason says:

so they stayed together as an official item though there was no passion left

 

Jason says:

and that job never came

 

Mikell says:

when you two were in love?

 

Mikell says:

?

 

Mikell says:

?

 

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

?

 

Mikell says:

sorry, must have lost connection there

 

Jason says:

ok

 

Jason says:

this is a long loooong story

 

Mikell says:

whatever, i have time

 

Jason says:

they lived in the same house

 

Jason says:

her house

 

Jason says:

which she had bought

 

Jason says:

quite an accomplishment considering she had a kid when she was eighteen, went to university

 

Jason says:

so he didn't know

 

Jason says:

though he was suspicious

 

Mikell says:

he didn't know she had a child, even though they had dated for six years?

 

Jason says:

about me

 

Jason says:

kid lived with them

 

Mikell says:

ah

 

Jason says:

but i didn't care because i didn't really care for him

 

Mikell says:

right

 

Mikell says:

..

 

Jason says:

yeah, he wasn't the best guy ever

 

Mikell says:

is she back with him?

 

Jason says:

nope

 

Jason says:

he read part of our messenger history

 

Jason says:

one day

 

Mikell says:

and....

 

Jason says:

well for six monthe straight i always heard from her

 

Jason says:

than 4 days i hear nothing

 

Jason says:

so i was worried sick

 

Jason says:

i get one email message four days later

 

Jason says:

four lines long

 

Jason says:

impossible to decipher

 

Jason says:

but scared me like anything

 

Jason says:

but didn't make sense

 

Mikell says:

copy and paste, i'll decipher

 

Jason says:

it's okay

 

Jason says:

it's a private message

 

Mikell says:

pssh

 

Mikell says:

please

 

Jason says:

and i respect her privacy

 

Mikell says:

you do?

 

Jason says:

yes

 

Mikell says:

hmm

 

Jason says:

hmm?

 

Mikell says:

nothing.

 

Mikell says:

continue

 

Jason says:

anyway

 

Jason says:

message said something along the lines

 

Jason says:

if i contact her i'll put her in more trouble

 

Jason says:

and she couldn't use that right now

 

Jason says:

the gist of it

 

Jason says:

so i was powerless

 

Jason says:

and i hated that

 

Jason says:

i hated that so much

 

Mikell says:

means her ole man found out, caused mayhem, probably smacked her around a little, threatened her child

 

Mikell says:

she looks Indian, so it's quite possible that's her husband/brother in the pic

 

Jason says:

no it isn't

 

Jason says:

i can't remember who it was

 

Jason says:

she might not have know either when i ask her

 

Jason says:

the thing about her though

 

Jason says:

is that SHE STANDS UP FOR HERSELF

 

Jason says:

i've never seen anything like it

 

Jason says:

ever

 

Mikell says:

she might not have known the guy she was sitting next to posing for a picture?

 

Jason says:

she was abused as a child by her parents

 

Jason says:

sexually abused by a relative

 

Mikell says:

was that the last time she talked to you?

 

Jason says:

abused bad by her first boyfriend

 

Jason says:

but the thing is

 

Jason says:

if she had a glass broken in her face she would do the same thing back

 

Jason says:

and that aspect of her personality is true because i'd witness it

 

Mikell says:

sounds like an extremely heavy burden to carry - no wonder she's become shallow and had to revert to having internet boyfriends. no offense meant to be had here, just the god honest truth

 

Jason says:

there's a lot more to it

 

Mikell says:

you should be thankful though - at least she didn't take you to the cleaners, and internet "relationships" have a shelf life of about a week tops.

 

Jason says:

but i am thankful

 

Jason says:

but now she doesn't love me and i think i know what happened

 

Mikell says:

for allowing yourself to become misrable over someone you never met before

 

Jason says:

but i'd see her for hrs sometimes

 

Mikell says:

i had an internet girlfriend once, guess how old i was

 

Jason says:

how old

 

Mikell says:

14

 

Mikell says:

how old are you

 

Jason says:

right

 

Jason says:

31

 

Mikell says:

exactly

 

Mikell says:

i'm 22 and i'm giving you advice about women. sounds kind of ass backwards, don't you think?

 

Jason says:

they're broken up now

 

Jason says:

what advice?

 

Mikell says:

that you're being awfully immature, and wasting your time over some "fling" on the internet

 

Jason says:

GIRLS DON"T LIKE NEEDY GUYS that's what i learned

 

Mikell says:

you sure proved you're not needy, eh

 

Jason says:

??

 

Mikell says:

nothing

 

Jason says:

but how am i being immature?

 

Mikell says:

are you serious?

 

Jason says:

yes

 

Mikell says:

you're THIRTY ONE years old, sitting here complaining and being depressed over losing your internet girlfriend who was taking the cock every night from her abusive boyfriend. seriously, what the fuck is up with that? i'm 22, engaged, and i ACTUALLY sleep next to a woman every single night of the week!!!!!

 

Jason says:

no, he wasn't physcially abusive and she wasn't romantically involved with him. not one bit. trust me i know this

 

Mikell says:

you know this cause she told you?

 

Mikell says:

how naive can you get?

 

Jason says:

yes and i saw and heard a lot of what happened there

 

Mikell says:

what, through a webcam with grainy video quality

 

Mikell says:

have you even seen any of her womanly parts?

 

Jason says:

yes

 

Jason says:

all

 

Jason says:

and she with me also

 

Mikell says:

she showed you the chocolate starfish?

 

Jason says:

i've seen everything

 

Mikell says:

YES~!

 

Jason says:

yes what

 

Mikell says:

you got to see a butthole

 

Jason says:

oh wait

 

Jason says:

i don't like butholes

 

Jason says:

don't care for them

 

Mikell says:

was it your first time?

 

Jason says:

very nice BUTT

 

Jason says:

was what my first time

 

Mikell says:

seeing a butthole

 

Mikell says:

from a real person on a webcam

 

Jason says:

i didn't see a butthole, just the BUTT. i don't care for that

 

Mikell says:

you said you saw the starfish though

 

Jason says:

got mixed up sorry

 

Mikell says:

i retract my YES~ then

 

Jason says:

it's very late hre

 

Mikell says:

same here

 

Jason says:

but in all serious ness

 

Mikell says:

have you cried over this?

 

Jason says:

don't repeat any of this

 

Jason says:

i almost died over it, you haven't heard the whole story

 

Mikell says:

you almost died?

 

Jason says:

yeah

 

Mikell says:

what the hell?

 

Mikell says:

you tried to commit suicide?

 

Jason says:

no but i was close

 

Jason says:

i lost my life savings

 

Jason says:

and i had a ton of other problems

 

Mikell says:

...

Mikell says:

wow

 

Mikell says:

just, uh....wow

 

Jason says:

wow what

 

Mikell says:

this is the most pathetic thing i have ever heard, in my entire life

 

Jason says:

and how's that?

 

Jason says:

but please don't repat any of this

 

Mikell says:

why are you worried

 

Jason says:

i don't care to have people online who don't like me discussing it

 

Mikell says:

you don't care?

 

Jason says:

i don't want is what i should say

 

Jason says:

but i can't really eplain all this properly

 

Jason says:

explain

 

Mikell says:

i gotcha

 

Mikell says:

well, i don't have much more to say, other than good luck with the internet girlfriend thing, and don't slit your wrists or anything

 

Jason says:

i would never slit my wrists

 

Mikell says:

by the way, this has been a horrible year for you, hasn't it?

 

Jason says:

never

 

Jason says:

yes

 

Mikell says:

you lose the love of your life, well, technically the two loves of your life, the internet girl and Benoit

 

Jason says:

i was going to go fly over and than i got screwed over with money from everyone

 

Jason says:

dog

 

Mikell says:

..

 

Jason says:

but i got problems but i want to fix them. i don't think you realize how intense the relationship was.

 

Jason says:

the thing is with girls

 

Mikell says:

did you say intense?

 

Jason says:

incredibly intense -- girls go for persoanilty above everyting else

 

Mikell says:

it sounded awfully INTENSE~!

 

Mikell says:

but, too bad, it's over

 

Jason says:

perhaps

 

Jason says:

but we're still friends

 

Jason says:

but that might be suffering too so i'm irked about that

 

Jason says:

she's in a state of depression i think and has shut out a lot of people frim her life

 

Mikell says:

it's late

 

Jason says:

yeaj

 

Jason says:

gnight

 

Mikell says:

it's been nice. well, have fun with all of this. try not to kill yourself, or anyone else in a jealous fit of rage on how cruel life is to you. you've been dealt a deadly hand, losing your idol/secret lover and your internet lover

 

Jason says:

it's a bunch of things

 

Jason says:

i'd never kill anyone

 

Jason says:

don't worry

 

Jason says:

vegetarian here

[Guest]

I saw the name on the photobucket account, and saw this coming. Excellent.

 

Other than that, it's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. I almost believe it.

[Dandy 0]

Totally not worth it. I'm sure this won't be the last time it is said.

[Jingus 0]

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[Copper Feel 0]

Was that supposed to work Jingus? Ironically enough, the word "intense" features in my real life nickname.

[luke-o 0]

Christ, he sounds like me a year ago.

[Retard Girl 0]

......HAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAAA!!

 

sorry. well okay, i'm not sorry. gracious. if you're getting all life-changing emo over some "internet relationship" then you obviously need another source of drama in your life. or, maybe you need a life to begin with. or something.

[BX 0]

She's pretty attractive, to be honest.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Someone wanna give a summary?

[JHawk 0]

Someone wanna give a summary?

Talking to some foreign chick who has a stalker co-business owner/ex-boyfriend, so she won't speak to me anymore.

[Jingus 0]

Was that supposed to work Jingus?

If you look at my post real closely, you'll see a sailboat.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

...Okay, I've spent almost an hour now looking.. I can never fucking do these things.

 

That IS pretty cool that you can make one out of text though. I wanna learn how.

 

First I guess I have to learn how to see them.

[Slayer 0]

Jingus' TLDR post was itself a TLDR post

[Copper Feel 0]

...Okay, I've spent almost an hour now looking.. I can never fucking do these things.

 

Quoted for posterity.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

...Okay, I've spent almost an hour now looking.. I can never fucking do these things.

 

Quoted for posterity.

 

Well, I still can't see the sail boat.

[k thx 0]

 

...Okay, I've spent almost an hour now looking.. I can never fucking do these things.

 

That IS pretty cool that you can make one out of text though. I wanna learn how.

 

First I guess I have to learn how to see them.

 

Please spend the next 2 hours trying to see the sailboat. Then end it all.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I might give it another shot tomorrow. My eyes have gotten sore.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I didn't read all of that stupid bullshit, but that chick is Burmese.

[Golgo 13 0]

Free Wildpegasus

[k thx 0]

I'll take one if it's free.

[Retard Girl 0]

i still don't see a damn boat

[Golgo 13 0]

I'll take one if it's free.

 

Not worth it.

 

But unban him, seriously.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Was that supposed to work Jingus?

If you look at my post real closely, you'll see a sailboat.

 

It's a schooner!

[Nighthawk 0]

Don't be so hard on internet relationships. I use the internet to meet women all the time. Since I'm not in school, I don't like bars and I don't go to church, there's not many other places to meet them. Course, these are girls who live in the area...

 

Still, I'm surprisingly sympathetic to the phenomenon, particularly considering the number of times I've posed as a 16 year old girl and gotten some guy to fall in love with me.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Was that supposed to work Jingus?

If you look at my post real closely, you'll see a sailboat.

 

It's a schooner!

 

Haha, moron. It's a sail boat.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I met my current girl through the internets. No problems with that so far. At least I have one from the same country. That whole story is so ridiculous... that I believe it.

[Retard Girl 0]

Don't be so hard on internet relationships. I use the internet to meet women all the time. Since I'm not in school, I don't like bars and I don't go to church, there's not many other places to meet them. Course, these are girls who live in the area...

 

Still, I'm surprisingly sympathetic to the phenomenon, particularly considering the number of times I've posed as a 16 year old girl and gotten some guy to fall in love with me.

 

 

well there's a diffrence really between using the internet to pick up people that you have the chance of actually meeting in person, and using the internet to "fall in love" with someone on the other side of the planet.

[Slayer 0]

Don't be so hard on internet relationships. I use the internet to meet women all the time. Since I'm not in school, I don't like bars and I don't go to church, there's not many other places to meet them. Course, these are girls who live in the area...

 

Still, I'm surprisingly sympathetic to the phenomenon, particularly considering the number of times I've posed as a 16 year old girl and gotten some guy to fall in love with me.

well there's a diffrence really between using the internet to pick up people that you have the chance of actually meeting in person, and using the internet to "fall in love" with someone on the other side of the planet.

*straightens tie*

[Maztinho 0]

I'll second that we need WildPegasus back. Srsly

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Was that supposed to work Jingus?

If you look at my post real closely, you'll see a sailboat.

 

It's a schooner!

 

Haha, moron. It's a sail boat.

 

A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead