Four more years

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Have you forgotten how it felt that day?

 

 

To see your homeland under fire

 

 

And her people blown away

 

 

Have you forgotten when those towers fell

 

 

We had neighbors still inside goin through a livin hell

 

 

And you say we shouldn't worry bout Bin Laden

 

 

Have you forgotten?

 

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Splendid torso hair.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

How about those the conspiracy theorists who claim a terrorist attack prior to the election to keep Bush in office "temporarily" under whatever special circumstances they can come up with? Or have we ditched that already?

 

 

 

 

[treble 0]

Marvin, you should have stopped posting after you burned Matt Young.

[snuffbox 0]

Country music guys have an incredible talent for milking other people's miltary service for their own cash gain. The guy up there even had a song about how he just "came back from the war"

[The Niggardly King 0]

How about those the conspiracy theorists who claim a terrorist attack prior to the election to keep Bush in office "temporarily" under whatever special circumstances they can come up with? Or have we ditched that already?

 

it's true, look at tower 7? what happened, I tell you what happened, the Jews pulled it... never trust those rat bastards, I say it's time for them to go back to HYMIE TOWN

[... 0]

Actually, I've heard it whispered that no one really liked Tower 7, and "Tower 7 had it coming for years."

[Kinetic 0]

I actually considered posting the lyrics to that song. Because I was concerned, y'know. That people had forgotten.

[Nighthawk 0]

Were there any pickle shots in that photo shoot?

[King Kamala 0]

Dude played at the Fryeburg Fair here (The biggest fair in the State of Maine) last year but I opted to go on the night, John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band were playing. Unfortunately, he cancelled at the last minute so the Kamala clan decided to grab another fried vegetable platter and head home early.

[Red Baron 0]

 

Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?

Did it make you feel like cryin', or did you think it was kind of gay?

Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven.

Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11 [the townsfolk begin to cry]

I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___

Eleven. [the song ends]

Thank you! I have a new CD out with all my 9-11 songs for sale right here!

[Bruiser_Brody_ 0]

Hillary is related through Bill to the Rockafeller's and thus she has the money/elite behind her and is already been their chosen one.

 

 

[Hoff 0]

Marvin, you should have stopped posting before you burned Matt Young.

 

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

[Kinetic 0]

Some real patriots in here. Anyone want to join me in protesting a screening of Cloverfield tonight?

[Jingus 0]

After just today slogging through a whole bunch of episodes of Lost in which they teased all kinds of stuff but nothing important actually happened, yes, I will join you in your crusade against J.J. Abrahms, my real American brotha.

[Kinetic 0]

The clincher in Inc's Darryl Worley scrapbook has sadly disappeared.

[At Home 0]

George Bush is to Imperialist Iraq as Winston Churchill was to Nazi Germany. May your great emperor prosper for many years to come.

 

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnot really.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Did someone rat me out to Photobucket?

[Kinetic 0]

I can't vouch for the veracity of this piece. Still, it brings up some interesting points:

 

 

"Rethinking White House Term Limits"

 

 

In today's America, there are many fine laws that protect the rights of Americans to preserve their vast fortunes. But sadly, there are also some laws that protect the rights of terrorists to do terror. It is essential that we destroy – or at least bypass – these terrorist-helping laws, and we must do it now.

 

Topping off the list of these laws which support evil is the eight-year term limit for President. True, the eight-year term limit used to be an effective way to ensure that domestic regime change occurred – but that was before terrorism, when wars were short and change was a good thing. When the enemy fought as a nation, the Commander-in-Chief had the luxury of being able to invade an evil country, exterminate its people, and be holding tickertape parades before his term was over. Indeed, a Commander-in-Chief could even last eight years or less without compromising national security.

 

Sadly, those days are behind us. Terrorism is here for the long haul, and we need to fight it on the long-haul timeline.

 

In 2008, at the end of my term, everything I have built to take out terrorists at home and abroad will be at the mercy of a new Commander-in-Chief. Why should we take that kind of risk? If you were winning a football game in the first quarter, would you put in your second-string quarterback?

 

I don’t think you would – and I wouldn't either.

 

That is why I will soon be proposing, as part of a new series of Homeland Security initiatives, that we guarantee the future safety of the American people by doing away with the eight year term limit.

 

- George W. Bush, Commander-in-Chief

 

 

[King Kamala 0]

Kinetic is reading too much Stomp and Stammer.

 

 

And yes I realize me and him may be the only ones to get that reference.

[Kinetic 0]

Yes, the only indie rock publication bold enough to suggest that aborting children is better than letting them be raised by liberals. How I long to write for them, to be in their midst.

 

I think we can agree that the only four viable candidates left are Romney, McCain, Obama, and Clinton. Let's look at this:

 

Romney: Mormon. Seedy used car salesman type. Can't be trusted.

 

McCain: A wolf in sheep's clothing. There's a bit of chipmunk in there, too.

 

Obama: Ties to al-Qaeda.

 

Clinton: Do we really want another Clinton presidency?

 

The answer is clear: Four more years!

[treble 0]

Marvin, you should have stopped posting before you burned Matt Young.

 

No, he got Matt Young pretty good a few days ago. It was impressive.

[... 0]

Some real patriots in here. Anyone want to join me in protesting a screening of Cloverfield tonight?

Not really. It turns out that I'm not a real person, but am actually one of characters in the viral marketing campaign. Caught me off-guard I tell you.

[Kinetic 0]

Well. Seems like it isn't going to happen.

 

So. Obama.

 

Secretary of the Treasury 50 Cent, anyone?

[Zetterberg is God 0]

Well. Seems like it isn't going to happen.

 

So. Obama.

 

Secretary of the Treasury 50 Cent, anyone?

 

He could help pay off the debt with that Vitamin Water money.

[Kinetic 0]

We made history tonight, though, didn't we? The first new president to be elected in the TSM era. Don't be surprised if the media overlooks this angle.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

We made history tonight, though, didn't we? The first new president to be elected in the TSM era. Don't be surprised if the media overlooks this angle.

Expect them to also overlook that La Parka took the all-important TSM vote.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I'm pretty sure CBS wasn't going to be airing Raymond on 9/11 at any rate, being a Tuesday and all. Just saying.

[Kinetic 0]

You're a few months late on that one, Venk.