How would YOU kill the ENTIRE WWE in 5-10 minutes?

[Guest WWE247FanaticSeries]

I am not talking about an entire show, I mean...kill the entire WWE in one 5-7 minute segment. My idea is one simple picture... I'd like to hear yours too.

[Dandy 0]

I wood bring in teh NWO, dood.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Mae Young = Undisputed WWE Champion.

[spman 0]

Bob Holly, Cody Rhodes, Jeff Hardy, Lance Cade, and Trevor Murdoch form a Ku Klux Klan stable and feud with Elijah Burke, Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, Shelton, and Kofi Kingston, and the KKK Stable wins every single match and lynches their opponents afterwards. They pyro would be a flaming cross.

[Silence 0]

Snitsky winning the WWE title.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Triple H holding the title for a year... oh wait.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

[MillenniumMan831 0]

GTV in Patterson's hotel room.

[Angle-plex 0]

Everyone here would still watch no matter what and come here to complain.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Which makes me think the better topic idea would be "What will it take to kill your interest in WWE"

[foleyfanforever88 0]

Snitsky winning the WWE title.

 

[LooseCannon25 0]

Main Event for WM24:

 

Hornswaggle vs. David Arquette --- WWE and World Heavyweight Title Unification Match

[Ginger Snaps 0]

Main Event for WM24:

 

Hornswaggle vs. David Arquette --- WWE and World Heavyweight Title Unification Match

 

I'd just job everyone to Hornswoggle.

 

Not even joke matches, let him legitimately beat everyone.

[JaMarcus Russell's #1 Caucasian Fan 0]

I would book Snitsky as a pedophile and have various WWE employees children play the victims.

[Slayer 0]

It will all end in fire

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Vince McMahon declared that the "Kiss My Ass Club" is dead, and introduces the new "Suck My Dick Club", live on Monday Night RAW!

[garfieldsnose 0]

sign Kurt Angle.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Place a bomb under the ring, and have a battle royal?

[Silence 0]

Which makes me think the better topic idea would be "What will it take to kill your interest in WWE"

 

No matches, just segments of Vince and HHH the whole show.

 

Would this also carry over to ECW or Smackdown though?

[Perfection 0]

Have Vince come out and admit to the world that it's all fake and that there is not one single thing about the wwe that is real or authentic. Maybe even producing a real script of the show. Although everyone besides kids probably already knows this, having the owner come out and admit to the world on raw would be stabbing the business in the heart. Also admit that the drug testing policy is a joke and that every wrestler is jacked to the gills on steroids and does tons of illegal drugs. And admitting that the top stars are where they are at only because they kiss his ass on a nightly basis behind the scenes. Then they proceed to come out and all bow before him, faces and heels alike. Short of literally killing everyone, that would probably about do it.

[TheFranchise 0]

Ban any sort of wrestling all over the world.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Only if he recaps it off by telling Randy Orton and Edge to turn over the belts, then declare himself the true undisputed champion of the world, and retires the belts immediately.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

GTV in Patterson's hotel room.

 

Best suggestion yet.

[JaMarcus Russell's #1 Caucasian Fan 0]

Have Vince come out and admit to the world that it's all fake and that there is not one single thing about the wwe that is real or authentic. Maybe even producing a real script of the show. Although everyone besides kids probably already knows this, having the owner come out and admit to the world on raw would be stabbing the business in the heart. Also admit that the drug testing policy is a joke and that every wrestler is jacked to the gills on steroids and does tons of illegal drugs. And admitting that the top stars are where they are at only because they kiss his ass on a nightly basis behind the scenes. Then they proceed to come out and all bow before him, faces and heels alike. Short of literally killing everyone, that would probably about do it.

 

You probably put a lot of thought into this, huh?

[Diamonddust 0]

Aurora Rose goes over in a handicap match against John Cena, Jeff Hardy, and for good measure The Rock.

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Which makes me think the better topic idea would be "What will it take to kill your interest in WWE"

 

Oh, we're halfway there already, at least

[JPopStarKami 0]

Have a segment declaring Vince has another relative and it turns out to be an Irish midget...oh wait.

 

Mae Young shows her real breasts to John Cena (the then champ) in a RAW main event, he oversells it and she pins him to win the belt.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Vince gets knocked on the head and decides the wrestling should be brought back and should be authentic greco roman style right down to the no clothes and gay athletes aspect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DerangedHermit 0]

Have the Paul Burchill/Katie Lea angle with the McMahons, but take it up a notch and throw live sex in to the mix. I would call it...

 

The Aristocrats.

[Nate 0]

do the sort of inane booking TNA does