Round Two, TSM Worst Poster Tournament

[Mik 0]

That is not what I expected Matt Young to sound like.

 

Way more Barry White when I was expecting something closer to Mike Tyson.

 

 

I also think your road ends here, Matt. It's hard to top MVP. I think he solidified his position by bumping that Linkin Park thread to show his lame video mixup.

[Silence 0]

Mecca

truthiness

Chazz

Superjerk

MVP

jericholic82

dustinbeaverton

Bix

Enigma

majormayhem1

EHME/Simon Brigante

Kawalimus

Marvinisalunatic

flairfan

Cena's Healed Pec

Mole

 

[Perfxion 0]

Mecca

truthiness

Bruiser_Brody

Superjerk

MVP

jericholic82

Dustinbeaverton

Vanhalen

Enigma

majormayhem1

EHME/Simon Brigante

Kawalimus

Marvinisalunatic

flairfan

Illustrious One

Mole

[Dandy 0]

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca---TOUGH choice. It's hard to notice Mecca as much anymore because he took away his avatar/sig combos. Both suck, but Mecca argues back with points on why doesn't suck...which shows that he does suck.

 

dx1997

truthiness---Truth is, this guy is as dumb as a bag of hair.

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz---Again, pretty sure this is glennsoe.

 

Superjerk---I fully believe the TNA Exodus is going to start any day now. Besides, Jerk molested a coworker in front of the students and shot another coworker when they asked him about it.

edgehead69

 

MVP---MVP is worse than Matt Young. That is not a compliment, Matt Young. Have you bought those plane tickets yet?

Matt Young

 

KingPK

jericholic82---Eats paste at 32 years old.

 

dustinbeaverton---Raz has him all time, but not currently.

Razateca

 

Bix---Same with Vanhalen. I see Bix reading other threads (outside of the WWE Folder!!!), but as Czech mentioned, he has only posted in the Benoit threads.

Vanhalen

 

Battlenuts

Enigma---THIS JUST IN...ENIGMA STILL SUCKS. FILM AT 11.

 

pbone

majormayhem1---Horrible. Just fucking horrible. He gets called out on being horrible, and then he thinks he is popular or can laugh his way out of it. Horrible.

 

EHME/Simon Brigante---Due to your recent efforts, this is the last round I'm voting for you. Looking at yhe matchup in the next round, I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one.

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus---If this isn't a gimmick, I think we should send this guy money to seek some help.

TaigaStar

 

UsethesledgehammerUh

Marvinisalunatic---When you take a step back and look at his Marvinisms that he types, his Eeyore mentality, his desire to win this because he is self-loathing...you almost think it's a carefully crafted gimmick. Sadly, it's not.

 

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan---It just ain't the same without Welcome to the Jungle. I mean, the Steiners ARE Welcome to the Jungle, ya know?

 

Cena's Healed Pec---For his ignore list antics years back.

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole ---::The Thread::

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I also agree that al should edit the first post to include results but it's his call.

 

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca - The scourge of Moldavia.

 

dx1997

truthiness - dx1997 certainly doesn't get a tip of that hat, but Truthiness gets a wag of the finger.

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz - I do not want Charles in charge of me.

 

Superjerk

edgehead69 - Dandy's explanation of his vote for Superjerk kinda makes me happy I have no idea what he's referencing.

 

MVP - My Victory Pick.

Matt Young

 

KingPK

jericholic82 - I don't think King should be here any longer than this.

 

dustinbeaverton

Razateca - May be inactive, but deserves to be in another round for the activity he did have in 2007.

 

Bix

Vanhalen - See above.

 

Battlenuts

Enigma - No mystery here.

 

pbone

majormayhem1 - more like onedollarchump (I got nothing).

EHME/Simon Brigante - Neither has ever voted for me in any tournament except for EHME, who voted me for worst.

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus

TaigaStar - After reading Site Feedback, Kawalimus is a great comedy source.

UsethesledgehammerUh - Always stirring water up.

Marvinisalunatic

 

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan I skipped right to the match - Cheech no longer comes out to Strut and that was an important part of the voting process (and I basically stole Kamala's joke).

 

Cena's Healed Pec

Illustrious One - I get along with CHP.

Downhome - Neither bother me but I still don't know the process for making Downhome a mod.

Mole

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca - Get a haircut you fucking hippie...

 

dx1997

truthiness - I really can't stand him.

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz - Don't know him, have no problem, but I like Brody.

 

Superjerk

edgehead69 - He's a tard.

 

MVP

Matt Young - I hate both, but too many are voting for Matt Young.

 

KingPK - Boston Bitch.

jericholic82

 

dustinbeaverton - Raz doesn't even post here no more.

Razateca

 

Bix

Vanhalen - Coin flip.

 

Battlenuts

Enigma - Both are tards, but read what I had to say about Mecca, and that is my reason for voting for Enigma

 

pbone

majormayhem1 - Another coin flip

 

EHME/Simon Brigante - I gotta keep on MOVING! HOLLA, HOLLA HOLLA!

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus - I'd have a better chance at winning against him

TaigaStar

 

UsethesledgehammerUh - Marvin is easily my biggest threat to win this whole thing

Marvinisalunatic

 

Cheech Tremendous - Screech sucks.

flairfan

 

Cena's Healed Pec - Dude needs to get laid, and stop stalking Meltzer.

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole - Don't have a problem with either, it was a coin flip.

[JaMarcus Russell's #1 Caucasian Fan 0]

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca

 

dx1997

truthiness

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz

 

Superjerk

edgehead69

 

MVP

Matt Young

 

KingPK

jericholic82

 

dustinbeaverton

Razateca

 

Bix

Vanhalen

 

Battlenuts

Enigma

 

pbone

majormayhem1

 

EHME/Simon Brigante

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus

TaigaStar

 

UsethesledgehammerUh

Marvinisalunatic

 

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan

 

Cena's Healed Pec

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole

 

[Copper Feel 0]

Pick One in each matchup.

 

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca - One fat motherfucker.

dx1997 - Has a wrestling orientated screename.

truthiness

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz - Brody is (was?) awesome. "I'm obssesed with the cops, oh wow".

 

Superjerk

edgehead69 - Wrestling is not a good source for a username, you knob.

 

MVP - Created the most infuriating thread in the history of our fair forums, and just sucks generally.

Matt Young

 

KingPK

jericholic82 - KingPK used to have a great set of tits in his avatar. Infact, does anybody have that saved on their computer?

dustinbeaverton - Contrary to popular belief, I don't hate Mexicans.

Razateca

 

Bix

Vanhalen - More like Man-gay-len, am i rite.

 

Battlenuts

Enigma - Mecca and Enigma are the same person. First Y2Jerk and now this?

 

pbone

majormayhem1 - Pbone's my boy.

EHME/Simon Brigante - My Nazi correspondents are more strongly anti black than anti communist.

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus

TaigaStar - The most awful poster we've ever had. Were murder legal I wouldn't object to... Oh, hey TSM rules and regulations!

 

UsethesledgehammerUh

Marvinisalunatic - It started with a kiss, never thought it would come to this.

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan - Cheech is good, wtf guys?

Cena's Healed Pec - He likes football, and porno, and books about war.

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole - He's good. Better than Mole. Mole's a tard.

 

[Retard Girl 0]

if i lose in the second round, i'll be very upset.

[King Kamala 0]

I hope I'm the one exception to users with wrestling in their screen names always suck!

 

I haven't gotten ridden of the Kamala part (and won't ever) because I'm a creature of habit. I'm confident enough in my posting abilities to have a wrestling related screenname.

 

Edit- Wait a second, Dandy is pretty good. OK, those are two exceptions.

[Guest Beastalentier]

Wait, is this Chazz the one who's always having trouble with the law? I should've totally voted for that guy!

[Dandy 0]

After a thorough review of Chazz's threads he created, I am now leaning toward two theories:

 

1) He is NOT glennsoe*.

 

2) He learned everything he knows about life by asking questions here at TSM.

 

 

*Edit---I was thinking of nokia. It was the Tajiri avatar.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

After a thorough review of Chazz's threads he created, I am now leaning toward two theories:

 

1) He is NOT glennsoe.

 

2) He learned everything he knows about life by asking questions here at TSM.

 

 

That's hilarious. Every single one of the topics he's created has been a question of some sort.

 

Honestly, he's not that bad as a poster, but reading that list of topics created had me in stitches.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I thought Nokia was Glennsoe?

[geniusMoment 0]

Mecca--Equally as annoying as his brother Enigma

truthiness--A horrible poster, hopefully is banned

Bruiser_Brody--he works at walmart

Superjerk--he teaches high school, judging by his actions he hasn't moved past his own high school life

MVP

jericholic82

Dustinbeaverton

Vanhalen

Enigma

majormayhem1

EHME/Simon Brigante

Kawalimus

Marvinisalunatic

flairfan

Illustrious One

Mole

 

 

I don't feel like writing reasons for the rest

[Matt Young 0]

That is not what I expected Matt Young to sound like.

 

Way more Barry White when I was expecting something closer to Mike Tyson.

 

 

I also think your road ends here, Matt. It's hard to top MVP. I think he solidified his position by bumping that Linkin Park thread to show his lame video mixup.

 

Well, it got Byron the Bulb to change his vote, anyway. As for the Barry White thing, this isn't the first time I've heard that. I got some funny reactions to my voice when I was still a 125 pound skinny weakling.

 

I decided, in a moment of boredom, to mkae the video as an ironic "throwback" (has it even been long enough to call it that?) to my PMing of several members regarding the best poster tournament, but the hate for MVP seems to be so strong that it doesn't make much of a difference.

[Jingus 0]

Am I the only one to lose in the first round of both the Best and Worst poster tournaments? Mixed signals, man.

 

 

canadiandestroyer213- I'm voting for Enigma later, so that covers Mecca too in my eyes. I can't abide a TNA mark.

Mecca

 

dx1997

truthiness- Dude called me a racist, fuck him.

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz- Nothing against Chazz really, but I like Brody.

 

Superjerk- with everyone voting for edgehead, he deserves a pity fuck

edgehead69

 

MVP

Matt Young- just for reminding me about his campaigning during Best Poster

 

KingPK

jericholic82- Why's King in this anyway?

 

dustinbeaverton- raza can be a dumbass, but not as bad as this new guy.

Razateca

 

Bix

Vanhalen- I'm doing this vote purely out of spite, since I know Bix from some other boards and he's good people

 

Battlenuts

Enigma- I'd ask "who's Battlenuts?", but I don't want several different people pasting identical explanations on different days

 

pbone

majormayhem1- aside from his issues with women, I like pbone, and his sig gives me a chuckle every time.

 

EHME/Simon Brigante- man, this one was tough, as both are just awful. But if Brigante wants to win it, then that's his lifestyle choice.

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus- Considering all the matches I've downloaded off Taiga's website, I can't in good conscience vote for her. Also, I've actually had my name stolen by some troll on another message board, and I didn't whine about it near as much as Kawalimus did.

TaigaStar

 

UsethesledgehammerUh

Marvinisalunatic- I never minded UTSU. I don't see how anyone could possibly vote for him over Marvin.

 

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan- I don't even know flairfan, but Cheech probably shouldn't be here

 

Cena's Healed Pec- I actually like this guy, but no way I'm voting against my own webmaster.

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole- Both seem to like me more than I like them, which makes me feel kinda bad for voting for either of them. So consider this a shot for regime change and nation building at TSM.

[Sideburnious 0]

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca

 

dx1997

truthiness

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz

 

Superjerk

edgehead69

 

MVP

Matt Young

 

KingPK

jericholic82

 

dustinbeaverton

Razateca

 

Bix

Vanhalen

 

Battlenuts

Enigma

 

pbone

majormayhem1

 

EHME/Simon Brigante

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus

TaigaStar

 

UsethesledgehammerUh

Marvinisalunatic

 

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan

 

Cena's Healed Pec

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole

 

***

 

I don't know hald these posters. I'm guessing they post primarily in the WWE folder? And Downhome's a mod??

[Dandy 0]

Yeah, I meant I was thinking of nokia when I was thinking of the poster that used to be glennsoe. Chazz is neither.

[Maztinho 0]

Mecca- Just horrid.

 

Truthiness- I haven't read anything that he has ever written that is good.

 

Chazz- Bruiser isn't bad at all. Shouldn't be in this

 

Edgehead69- Combination of wrestler name with 69. That's nie unbeatable

 

MVP- I'd come up with a clever meaning for the acronym but I'm lazy

 

Jerichoholic82- King isn't bad, bad.

 

dustinbeaverton- I like raza to a point, plus dustin's bored at work posting should be more productive

 

Bix- No reason

 

Enigma- For awhile was a guy I just read his posts and thought he was innocently stupid, but he gets the vote here.

 

majormayhem1- pbone was the hot ticket for awhile, and he let that get to him a bit, but he's actually alright, plus his girl may or may not have dumped him and it was his first chick, so I can't vote for him here.

 

EHME- Again, he's calmed down some and partially a gimmick, but that gimmick was craptacular.

 

Kawalimus- Tiaga your run ends here, Kawa has jumped to be a contender on the Short Bus All Stars.

 

Marvin- He wants this so... yay.

 

flairfan- Cheech is alright by me.

 

____ Healed/Torn ___- No reason

 

Mole- He's not a naked mole rat, so he loses awesome points.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

canadiandestroyer213

Mecca

 

dx1997

truthiness

 

Bruiser_Brody

Chazz

 

Superjerk

edgehead69

 

MVP

Matt Young

 

KingPK

jericholic82

 

dustinbeaverton

Razateca

 

Bix

Vanhalen

 

Battlenuts

Enigma

 

pbone

majormayhem1

 

EHME/Simon Brigante

C-Bacon

 

Kawalimus

TaigaStar

 

UsethesledgehammerUh

Marvinisalunatic

 

Cheech Tremendous

flairfan

 

Cena's Healed Pec

Illustrious One

 

Downhome

Mole

 

I guess we know who'll make the staff final.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Ok, seriously people. I put Cheech in largely to fill out a 64 man bracket. Why is he getting votes?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Didn't you hear?

 

 

(this was made really quickly so yeah, looks kinda crappy).

[bob_barron 0]

Ok, seriously people. I put Cheech in largely to fill out a 64 man bracket. Why is he getting votes?

 

You put Jerk in twice as well. Are there that many good posters that we needed to pad this thing? And vote results please

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

He put Enigmecca in there twice aswell... Just thought I'd throw that out.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Enigma is a dude from Atlanta who looks nothing like the CGI picture of whoever that is supposed to be in his avatar (or at least didn't in 2003) who used to write fairly entertaining user articles about Raw in 2002 on wrestlingdb.com. Mecca is not this person.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Ok, seriously people. I put Cheech in largely to fill out a 64 man bracket. Why is he getting votes?

 

You put Jerk in twice as well. Are there that many good posters that we needed to pad this thing? And vote results please

Count the damn votes yourself.

[Guest Beastalentier]

Versus Keiper, there's another Barron feud.

[Jingus 0]

Czech, I've been meaning to ask, what the fuck is that in your avatar? It looks like a What If pic of what Vince might look like in ten years if he had a series of strokes.

[Guest Beastalentier]

shit you're right

 

it's Al Davis