Random Thoughts 3-27-08 to 5-28-08

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Vince McMhaon and his wife were at the Kentucky Derby. Apparently he hates rich people.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

[milliondollarchamp 0]

BostonHerald.com has a story on Roger Clemens making a pass at the wife of former WWE star Brutus "The Barber Beefcake 18 years ago. Barbara Leslie was working as a waitress (and hadn't met her husband yet), and Clemens was married at the time. Clemens followed her into her off-limits dressing room and said, "What would you do if I tried to kiss you?" Barbara Leslie replied, "What would your wife say if you tried to kiss me?"

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Then Hacksaw Jim Duggan busted in with his dildo blender and Macho Man Randy Savage started fucking a 15 year old Stephanie McMahon...

 

Dude, I've never heard of a restaraunt with a private dressing room before.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Candace Michelle is on this week's Diggnation, pouring beer on herself, Alex Albrecht and Kevin Rose.

 

 

More evidence proving that Candice Michelle is the shit and forever will be the shit.

[Enigma 0]

BostonHerald.com has a story on Roger Clemens making a pass at the wife of former WWE star Brutus "The Barber Beefcake 18 years ago. Barbara Leslie was working as a waitress (and hadn't met her husband yet), and Clemens was married at the time. Clemens followed her into her off-limits dressing room and said, "What would you do if I tried to kiss you?" Barbara Leslie replied, "What would your wife say if you tried to kiss me?"

 

Link it. I'm not seeing it.

[Hawk 34 0]

Here

[The Niggardly King 0]

Vince McMhaon and his wife were at the Kentucky Derby. Apparently he hates rich people.

 

Vince heeling it up at the derby and scaring the interviewer was awesome.

[Hawk 34 0]

Any chance that it was Bob Costas?

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Nope it was a Ryan Seacrest wannabe.

[Thanks for the Fish 0]

Ted Dibiase Jr worked the SD! houseshow last night, which probably means he's close to a call-up. He should play off his old man's money with his character and play one of those popped collar silver spoon douche bags living large off of Daddies money.

[Enigma 0]

Ted Dibiase Jr worked the SD! houseshow last night, which probably means he's close to a call-up. He should play off his old man's money with his character and play one of those popped collar silver spoon douche bags living large off of Daddies money.

 

He jobbed to Kenny Dykstra. The reports said he came out to the Million Dollar Man music and used the Million Dollar Dream, but Kenny did the Piper/Hart-Austin/Hart spot where Dykstra pushed himself off the turnbuckle and flew backwards to pin him with the hold still applied.

[cd213 0]

Ted Dibiase Jr worked the SD! houseshow last night, which probably means he's close to a call-up. He should play off his old man's money with his character and play one of those popped collar silver spoon douche bags living large off of Daddies money.

 

If they were going to do that, he needs to have a great build-up. They should air videos of him and bring him in that way. I think if they just throw him out there, he will get no heat. I would also love to see him come out and do his father's old "everyone has a price" act. You never know, by doing that we can see a future world champion who isn't even old enough to wrestle (see RVD).

[JHawk 0]

Thank God for typos. From wrestlingobserver.com:

 

--WWE ref Scott Armstrong turned 49 today. Legendary wrestler Mr Fuji turned 743

 

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I like the sound of "The Million-Dollar Heir" Ted Dibiase II.

 

Junior is so middle-class

[Thanks for the Fish 0]

Hell, they should bring back Virgil. Have the old timer back and still working for the Dibiase family, though now having to take orders for the punkass kid.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

Hell, they should bring back Virgil. Have the old timer back and still working for the Dibiase family, though now having to take orders for the punkass kid.

 

I'd settle for the return of Volkoff in his DiBiase-like change trunks.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Ric Flair "Crimson Mask" reference on ESPNNews

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

 

This will need some updating. I liked last year's poster with Edge inserted over Undertaker, but Taker's gloved hands were still holding the WHC.

[ashamed wrestling fan 0]

Ron Simmons got elected to the College Football Hall of Fame. That's a pretty huge accomplishment.

 

Damn!

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

BBC article on the Great Khali:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7384920.stm

 

Sounds like he's only got a few years left of wrestling in him but he is probably set for life.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

 

UH..yeah

 

 

[RedJed 0]

 

UH..yeah

 

Seeing marketing ideas companies all around the U.S. are using for getting people to use their stimulus money with them is some of the greatest unintentional humor around lately.

 

Anyway, Miz and Morrison v. Kane and CM Punk for the tag titles is added to JD ppv. Talk about a "meh" thrown together match, if there ever was one. All based off a team staredown on ECW apparently. JD looks weak as hell to me on paper, skipworthy it seems.

[Silence 0]

Anyway, Miz and Morrison v. Kane and CM Punk for the tag titles is added to JD ppv. Talk about a "meh" thrown together match, if there ever was one. All based off a team staredown on ECW apparently. JD looks weak as hell to me on paper, skipworthy it seems.

 

I was afraid it was going to happen. CM Punk and Kane as a team = WTF?!

 

[Lil' Bitch 0]

 

This will need some updating. I liked last year's poster with Edge inserted over Undertaker, but Taker's gloved hands were still holding the WHC.

 

Its too bad its going to be changed. That's a nice looking poster. Last year's poster looked better with Undertaker on it.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Hell, they should bring back Virgil. Have the old timer back and still working for the Dibiase family, though now having to take orders for the punkass kid.

 

If not Virgil, bring back Orlando Jordan and have him play the role!

[Wally Balls 0]

The main event scene isn't the same without Cena around. I can't wait until he's back.

[Matt Young 0]

I'm not sure if the last post was sarcasm or if the guy's just an idiot. But Kwai Cheese seems alright, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

[MFer 0]

Hey, if ya wanna see Nick Hogan (Bollea) get sentenced, turn it to CNN Headline News.

 

EDIT: And he gets 8 months in jail, 5 years probation, 500 hours community service, and a 3-year suspension on his driver's license.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I guess it's possible Taker and Orton could be champs again by NOC. Taker more so than Orton. MVP isn't very prominent in the poster to swapping him for Matt would work fine.