Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 So yesterday I was driving down a busy main st and some black chick talking on a cell phone with her stereo far too loud decided to run a red light and take a left. I slammed my brakes but she still clipped me on my front passenger side. She then proceeded to try and run but I'm a damn good driver and I chased her down and got her to pull over within 5min. I then get out of my car and look to see the damages...light was popped out a bit but nothing major. I went up to her and started yelling and cursing to the point where she was almost in tears. She then asks me how much is it going to take to fix? I told her to let me go check everything over again...I just looked at it basically then walked back up and said "How much you got?" and she said nothing and she would have to go to the bank. I followed her to the bank and had her give me 100 bucks. After she left I popped the light back in (works fine and isn't damaged) and then went home. So basically I charged her a $100 stupidity fee. Could have turned out alot worse (nobody was injured) but hopefully she learned you don't blast ragae music and talk on a cell phone when you're already a stupid female driver. Edit: I don't think I made it clear but there wasn't even two dollars in damages done to my car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 Well, you got a free hundred, but I was expecting you to burn or tear it up in front of her, just to fuck with her more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 "Aunt Louise loved to teach us all lessons. It seemed like not a day went by when she wouldn't say, 'I'm going to teach you a lesson.'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 You should have gotten her to take care of the kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 hahahahahaaa. and fuck the lady for adding to the sterotype of "women are bad drivers" DAMMIT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 Sounds like a fair fee for being a red light running cell phone talking dingbat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 "ragae music" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Why was she on a phone while also blaring music? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jesus Freaks on Coke Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I just looked at it basically then walked back up and said "How much you got?" and she said nothing and she would have to go to the bank. I followed her to the bank and had her give me 100 bucks. Technically I think you just held this woman up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I think it's a zig for great justice that you caught up with somebody who fled the scene of an accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I knocked this kid down with my cart in Walmart who was zooming on his heelies. I saw him coming up behind me and just pretended to turn just so he would slam into the cart and he kind bounced off and hit the floor. THen his mom yelled at him. Then I smirked at him so he could know I did it on purpose. I didn't get a 100 bucks out of it, but I feel pretty good now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Ripper: Dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 They got my order wrong at Burger King, so I set a homeless guy on fire. Take that, America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Ripper: Hero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Milky: Role Model Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Ripper: Made me laugh so much I couldn't swollow my drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 What town do you live in where a black chick would willingly give you $100 without putting up some sort of fuss? Rip, I know that shit aint happening in Atlanta! obviously she didn't have insurance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 She probably thought Fridge had written down her plate number, Lushus. Good job Fridge, though you technically did commit a felony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 What are you going to spend that $100 on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 And that's why you don't hit Bridge's car! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 And that's why you don't hit Bridge's car! YES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 heh WTF is that from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Arrested Development. Season 1, Episode 10: Pier Pressure. George Bluth had a one armed friend who would scare his children to teach them lessons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I got a free coupon for a free item at Del Taco because they forgot my soda on Friday, but it was the same guy working the window today and he remembered. Awesome part was I was the dumbass that drove off without checking to see if I got everything. When I saw the title to this thread I was sure it was EHME having a meltdown about his baby mama or some other such nonsense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I was at McDonald's last Friday for lunch and they ran out of Coke...COKE! Not tea, not Hi-C pink lemonade...COKE! I didn't personally teach any one a lesson over it, but someone's gotta get fired or least a final warning write up over that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Del Taco ran out of cheese a couple weeks ago. CHEESE. It was like 4 in the afternoon and they had no cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I went to a Taco Bell at 5pm on a Thursday and they were out of taco meat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 I just looked at it basically then walked back up and said "How much you got?" and she said nothing and she would have to go to the bank. I followed her to the bank and had her give me 100 bucks. Technically I think you just held this woman up. I don't think so since she did ask "How much is it going to take?" What town do you live in where a black chick would willingly give you $100 without putting up some sort of fuss? It happened in Auburn which is a township in the middle of Worcester. She also had a foreign accent She probably thought Fridge had written down her plate number, Lushus. Good job Fridge, though you technically did commit a felony. I didn't commit a felony since she asked me how much. I could have requested more. What are you going to spend that $100 on? I spent it on tickets for an Eagles concert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2008 At subway they had run out of ALL THE POP except for diet coke. the fountain, and the bottles. All only diet coke. I got free cookies because of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankovic fan 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2008 Whataburger ran out of meat once when I showed up. Pizza Hut ran out of crust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
