garfieldsnose 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 Christians rule, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2009 Buddhists don't fuck around with any of that shit either. Well, considering that Buddhists don't believe in God, I'd certainly hope that they don't say that at the end of conversations. Not to mention that we don't live in a Muslim country, and it might be acceptable to wish Allah's love at the end of a phone call there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2009 I say 'God bless you' when people cough, and I'm not religious. Get over yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 I got an application in the mail today to be a Wrigley Field usher, and there's a job fair on February 7th. I know I don't have the job and there's a very good chance I won't get the job, but just being in Wrigley Field in February is going to amuse and please me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 Acoustic, live, remix, or cover versions of my favorite songs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 Managing to get Red Sox tickets. Sure they're shitty SRO tickets but hey it's only about $25 after all of the surcharges. Plus I broke the weird four year streak where I could only get tickets to see them against The Kansas City Royals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 I say 'God bless you' when people cough, and I'm not religious. Get over yourself. Why not just say "Bless you" instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 My athiest friend says 'gesundheit', which actually means "good health". Tickets for the Sharks-Sabres on Feb. 13. A buddy of mine got them for free, but agreed to give me one if I bought dinner that night at an all-you-can-eat pizza/wing place for fifteen bucks opposite HSBC Arena. So, I'll get to see a good hockey game, have a tonne of food, and get drunk, for probably 40 bucks. That pleases me. Also, CIM, the marketing company for whom I work, had plenty of work for me in December, and I got paid on New Year's Eve. My seasonal tenure at Best Buy ended a few days before that. I got hired to manage a Blockbuster two weeks ago, and my first shift was Monday. CIM happened to have work for me this week and next week, both 40 hours, albeit overnight. But I was able to balance both jobs for the two-week period. My first paycheque since New Year's Eve will be on the same day, from both jobs - Feb. 13. A double paycheque after six weeks without amuses and pleases me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 I say 'God bless you' when people cough, and I'm not religious. Get over yourself. Why not just say "Bless you" instead? Because he is not the Lord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 I'm quasi-amused by the Google ads I got on this page: Muslim Matrimonials Muslim Women Seek Love & Marriage. View Photos. Join 100% Free Today! www.Muslima.com Buddhism Teachings Get regular teachings by email on Buddhism and Buddhist meditation. www.Buddhism-Connect.org Islam & Christianity Free comparison chart of views on God and the prophets. Download. Rose-Publishing.com Islam Online Dating Find Friends or Your Perfect Match Join For Free! www.ArabLounge.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 I got this one: Are You Ready For Help? Find Individualized Eating Disorder Treatment Options-You're Not Alone. www.RaderPrograms.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2009 I got three different religious ones, and a Chicago Cubs fan page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2009 I don't know how to spell it, but in French the say "ettessiue" or something which means something like "may all your wishes come true" After a google search, I figured out it was "à tes souhaits" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 1, 2009 I say nothing when people sneeze. Who fucking cares if you've evacuated your sinuses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2009 Just received a $5,000 cheque from the company in lost wages/back pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Lion 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2009 My short film is actually coming together. A welcome change of pace after a lot of false starts over the last few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2009 Awesome work story. We have a TV hanging in the produce which shills shit on occasion, or has tips for picking out fruit/cooking, all kinds of fun crap. Now one of these little tips is a "how to lose weight through food" blurb it talks about not eating less food, but eating the right kinds of food. It's got a hook of the actress on screen saying, "Eat girl, your too thin... has it been awhile since someone said that to you?" Then she goes on to explain about eating right vs. eating less. Anyways, I'm stocking the apples which are on one half of the table underneath the TV, and this heavyset black woman comes in and starts looking over the bananas which are on the other half of the table, and this ad comes on. I look up to ask if she needs help finding anything, and the lady is looking up at the screen and after the question she just goes, "You know it honey." To which I just start laughing hysterically. I barked a little bit at the beginning of the laugh, and I doubled over a bit. I try to stammer an apology, because it must have come off as rude, and the lady just laughs herself and goes, "Suge, I likes ta eat, don't concern yo'self." Which only made me laugh harder. It was totally awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2009 Though it was from 9am-5pm due to a graveyard shift the previous night, I had an extraordinarily good sleep yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2009 My boss came in today with the paycheque I thought I had to wait until Saturday to get. Now I can actually pay my bills on time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 5, 2009 My tax refund just came in. Sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2009 TSM- We gettin' paid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2009 Holy shit, it's Friday. I have a paycheck at work. Good thing I checked this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2009 I finally got my student loans taken care of. And I have about 5 grand somebody owed me comin' my way. This pleases me greatly. Something that amuses me, 50 Cent fuckin' up Rick Ross's entire life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2009 Between this last paycheck that was much higher than I thought and my taxes, I'll be adding roughly $2500 to my various accounts and balances. Yesssss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2009 When I'm filling out a job application, and there are separate sections for work experience and professional references, just to be clear, those professional references don't necessarily have to be someone I've worked for, right? I was kinda confused. EDIT: The reason it's in this thread is because this also has to do with the Wrigley Field job fair I mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2009 I mean, like cops and teachers and stuff who can speak to my good character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2009 I think I might be retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2009 I mean, like cops and teachers and stuff who can speak to my good character. Yeah, pretty much. I have a family friend who owns a car dealership in town on my professional reference, and actually the former mayor who is my grandparents neighbor and I've known all my life. Never worked for either of them, actually it's often better to have people who know you outside of work who will vouch for your awesomeness as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2009 Thanks, that's what I thought originally, but then my Dad said that that spot is only for people you've actually worked with, and then I was like, "Damn, I hope they don't think I lied or something," so thanks for clearing that up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2009 Thanks, that's what I thought originally, but then my Dad said that that spot is only for people you've actually worked with, and then I was like, "Damn, I hope they don't think I lied or something," so thanks for clearing that up. That spot is there for like if you do community service or something you can put Revered Jimmy Joe Hasbeen as a reference that you are an upright citizen and stuff eventhough it's not a paid gig. Re: Funny ads. I got one for MeetingBlacks personals. Yeah, I'm a white boy in Utah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
