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kkk Bowl VI: Week 10

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Big-ups to Fazzle, who informed me that there is a Thursday night game this week. (I thought they started this shit on Turkey Day and beyond.)

 

More spreads, matchups and updated standings later on tonight. Post in this thread or PM.

 

THURSDAY

Denver @ Cleveland (3.5) 34-30

 

SUNDAY

New Orleans @ Atlanta (1.5) 20-34

(2.5) Tennessee @ Chicago 21-14

(6.5) Jacksonville @ Detroit 38-14

(1.5) Baltimore @ Houston 41-13

Seattle @ Miami (8.5) 19-21

Green Bay @ Minnesota (2.5) 27-28

Buffalo @ New England (3.5) 10-20

St. Louis @ N.Y. Jets (8.5) 3-47

(8.5) Carolina @ Oakland 17-6

Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh (2.5) 24-20

Kansas City @ San Diego (14.5) 19-20

N.Y. Giants @ Philadelphia (2.5) 36-31

San Francisco @ Arizona (9.5) 24-29

 

Open date: Baltimore, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Washington

 

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 6-3) d Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 3-6) 8-5

DEN: CLE/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/20

CLE: CLE/ATL/TEN/DET/HOU/MIA/MIN/NE/STL/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/XX

DIFF: NO/ATL, JAX/DET, BAL/HOU, GB/MIN, NYJ/STL

 

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 3-6) d by Atlanta Falcons (USC 6-3) 7-11

NO: DEN/ATL/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/MIN/NE/NYJ/OAK/PIT/SD/PHI/AZ/EP

ATL: DEN/ATL/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/STL/CAR/IND/KC/NYG/AZ/17

DIFF: MIN/GB, NYJ/STL, OAK/CAR, PIT/IND, SD/KC, PHI/NYG, EP/17

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-6-1) d Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-7) 11-8

TEN: DEN/ATL/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/SF/21

CHI: DEN/ATL/CHI/JAX/HOU/MIA/MIN/BUF/NYJ/CAR/IND/KC/PHI/SF/24

DIFF: TEN/CHI, GB/MIN, NE/BUF, PIT/IND, NYG/PHI

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 5-4) d Detroit Lions (Chazz 2-7) 8-7

JAX: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/BUF/NYJ/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/XX

DET: DEN/NO/TEN/DET/BAL/MIA/GB/BUF/STL/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/AZ/17

DIFF: JAX/DET, NYJ/STL, SD/KC

 

Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 5-3-1) d Houston Texans (Bored 5-4) 12-8

BAL: DEN/ATL/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/NJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/AZ/28

HOU: CLE/ATL/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/BUF/STL/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/20

DIFF: DEN/CLE, NE/BUF, NYJ/STL, KC/SD, 28/20

 

Seattle Seahawks (UZI 5-4) d Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 3-6) 9-9 + TB

SEA: CLE/ATL/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/BUF/NYJ/CAR/IND/SD/NYG/AZ/17(-19=2)

MIA: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/NYG/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/30(-21=9)

DIFF: CLE/DEN, ATL/NO, BUF/NE, IND/PIT, 17/30

 

Green Bay Packers (VX 5-4) d Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 7-2) 10-9

GB: DEN/ATL/TEN/DET/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/STL/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/SF/34

MIN: XX/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/SEA/MIN/BUF/NYJ/OAK/IND/KC/NYG/SF/24

DIFF: DEN/XX, ATL/NO, DET/JAX, MIA/SEA, GB/MIN, NE/BUF, STL/NYJ, CAR/OAK, PIT/IND

 

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 3-6) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 6-3) 8-7

BUF: CLE/NO/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/AZ/17

NE: CLE/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/MIN/BUF/NYJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/AZ/21

DIFF: HOU/BAL, GB/MIN, NE/BUF

 

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 2-7) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-4) 10-8

STL: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/STL/CAR/IND/KC/NYG/AZ/12

NYJ: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/MIN/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/28

DIFF: GB/MIN, STL/NYJ, IND/PIT, KC/SD, 12/28

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 6-3) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-8) 8-7

CAR: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/GB/BUF/NYJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/AZ/32

OAK: XX/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/STL/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/13

DIFF: DEN/XX, HOU/BAL, BUF/NE, NYJ/STL, KC/SD

 

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-4) d Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 5-4) 8-5

IND: DEN/ATL/CHI/DET/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/14

PIT: CLE/ATL/TEN/DET/BAL/MIA/GB/BUF/STL/CAR/PIT/SD/PHI/AZ/27

DIFF: DEN/CLE, CHI/TEN, NE/BUF, NYJ/STL, NYG/PHI

 

Kansas City Chiefs (BX 6-3) d San Diego Chargers (909 5-4) 10-7

KC: XXX/NO/TEN/DET/BAL/SEA/GB/BUF/NYJ/CAR/IND/KC/NYG/SF/XX

SD: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/BAL/MIA/MIN/BUF/NYJ/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/34

DIFF: XXX/DEN, DET/JAX, SEA/MIA, GB/MIN, IND/PIT, KC/SD, SF/AZ

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-5) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 7-2) 6-10

NYG: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/MIN/NE/STL/OAK/IND/SD/NYG/AZ/26

PHI: DEN/NO/TEN/JAX/HOU/SEA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/AZ/14

DIFF: MIA/SEA, MIN/GB, STL/NYJ, OAK/CAR, IND/PIT, SD/KC, 26/14

 

San Francisco 49ers (Devo 7-2) d Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-5) 8-7

SF: CLE/ATL/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CARL/PIT/SD/NYG/AZ/14

AZ: CLE/ATL/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/MIN/NE/STL/CAR/IND/SD/NYG/AZ/35

DIFF: GB/MIN, NYJ/STL, PIT/IND

 

Open date: Cincinnati (Teke 2-7), Dallas (Hawk 6-3), Tampa Bay (Agent Bond 4-5), Washington (Human Fly 6-3)

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I'll edit this post with my picks of the weekend/Monday game too when they appear

 

New England - 21

 

Cleveland (F'n Browns...)

 

SUNDAY

New Orleans

(2.5) Tennessee

(6.5) Jacksonville

(1.5) Baltimore

Miami (8.5)

Minnesota (2.5)

Buffalo

N.Y. Jets (8.5)

(8.5) Carolina

Pittsburgh (2.5)

Kansas City

N.Y. Giants

Arizona (9.5)

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Denver

 

The rest:

 

Atlanta (1.5)

(2.5) Tennessee

(6.5) Jacksonville

(1.5) Baltimore

Miami (8.5)

Green Bay

New England (3.5)

N.Y. Jets (8.5)

(8.5) Carolina

Pittsburgh (2.5)

Kansas City

N.Y. Giants

Arizona (9.5)

 

BAL: 28

Edited by KingPK

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With the changes going on before our very eyes in the past couple of days, I have decided to run this contest the way a majority of voters in America want their country to be operated. That means it’s time to spread the wealth to those franchises that have been affected by the fluctuations of an unstable NFL season. It’s not fair that a poster like Harley Quinn, with a few lucky breaks, has a 6-2 record while someone down on his luck like Bob Barron only has a pair of wins to his name. For Christ’s sake, Harley, Bob’s IN YOUR OWN DIVISION. How can you just sit there atop your little hill and see how the Barrons of the world are struggling? And then there’s Canadian Chris, with a 5-3 record, and Canadian Guitarist, who is only 1-7. It’s un-American to make selfishness like this a virtue.

 

Standings have been updated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

AFC EAST

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

New York Jets (Gert) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

AFC NORTH

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans (Bored) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

San Diego Chargers (909) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

NFC EAST

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

NFC NORTH

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Green Bay Packers (VX) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (USC) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greedy capitalist right-wing homophobe hate-mongering RACIST xenophobic anti-choice pro-gun standings

 

AFC EAST

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 6-2 < PF: 70, PA: 49, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-0 >

New York Jets (Gert) 5-3 < PF: 60, PA: 55, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-1 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-5 < PF: 63, PA: 67, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2 >

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 2-6 < PF: 48, PA: 59, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-2 >

 

AFC NORTH

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 5-3 < PF: 56, PA: 57, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 4-3-1 < PF: 57, PA: 57, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-2 >

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-5 < PF: 59, PA: 58, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-7 < PF: 65, PA: 73, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans (Bored) 5-3 < PF: 60, PA: 56, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 >

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 4-4 < PF: 55, PA: 63, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-1 >

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-4 < PF: 55, PA: 57, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-6-1 < PF: 58, PA: 62, AFC: 1-4-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-2 >

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-3 < PF: 58, PA: 51, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 >

Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 5-3 < PF: 62, PA: 56, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1 >

San Diego Chargers (909) 5-3 < PF: 52, PA: 53, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-7 < PF: 53, PA: 64, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 >

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 6-2 < PF: 54, PA: 48, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 1-1 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-3 < PF: 63, PA: 54, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 6-3 < PF: 66, PA: 63, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 0-3 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 4-4 < PF: 52, PA: 57, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 2-0 >

 

NFC NORTH

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 7-1 < PF: 64, PA: 47, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 3-0 >

Green Bay Packers (VX) 4-4 < PF: 56, PA: 57, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 >

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 2-6 < PF: 49, PA: 57, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 2-2 >

Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic) 2-6 < PF: 51, PA: 63, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-6, DIV: 0-3 >

 

NFC SOUTH

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-3 < PF: 52, PA: 61, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 3-0 >

Atlanta Falcons (USC) 5-3 < PF: 63, PA: 52, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-5 < PF: 64, PA: 61, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-2 >

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 3-5 < PF: 55, PA: 60, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-2 >

 

NFC WEST

San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 6-2 < PF: 59, PA: 54, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 6-1, DIV: 2-1 >

Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 4-4 < PF: 59, PA: 53, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 >

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-4 < PF: 58, PA: 61, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-7 < PF: 47, PA: 60, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-2 >

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With the changes going on before our very eyes in the past couple of days, I have decided to run this contest the way a majority of voters in America want their country to be operated. That means it’s time to spread the wealth to those franchises that have been affected by the fluctuations of an unstable NFL season. It’s not fair that a poster like Harley Quinn, with a few lucky breaks, has a 6-2 record while someone down on his luck like Bob Barron only has a pair of wins to his name. For Christ’s sake, Harley, Bob’s IN YOUR OWN DIVISION. How can you just sit there atop your little hill and see how the Barrons of the world are struggling? And then there’s Canadian Chris, with a 5-3 record, and Canadian Guitarist, who is only 1-7. It’s un-American to make selfishness like this a virtue.

 

As both a leftist and a lousy football prognosticator....I like the top ones better.

 

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Wow, totally missed that Thursday game. That might as well cost me a win this week, against a strong division opponent. I hate Thursday NFL games!

 

That is unless our emergency pick covers this game (I don't think it would help me even if it did)?

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As a Bi Leftist, not my fault that Buffalo Barron can't find a winnable mathematical formula to utilize week to week.

 

But, I'll be happy to give a win to Devo and Danville... gotta keep the wealth at the top with the charity fundraisers and animal rights events.

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Wow, it's only been a few days and socialism's already working out for me!

 

ATL/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/SD/NYG/ARI/14

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Guest Vitamin X

DEN/ATL/TEN/DET/BAL/MIA/GB/NE/STL/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/SF/34

 

I'm already up by 1 this week! Woohoo.

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The rest of my picks:

 

Carolina - 32 points

 

New Orleans

Tennessee

Jacksonville

Houston

Miami

Green Bay

Buffalo

N.Y. Jets

Carolina

Pittsburgh

Kansas City

N.Y. Giants

Arizona

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I'm already up by 1 this week! Woohoo.

 

Mr. X brings up a topic that I like to remind everybody of each year. If you miss out on one or two games early in the week, be forewarned about posting the rest of your picks in the thread. If your opponent is already 1-2 up on you, they could just copy your picks and get the win. Just PM them to me.

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