kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Because of that wonderful thing called "family," I'll be leaving early on Thursday to arrive at the in-laws and listen to my knocked-up crack-whore niece-in-law whine about how she has no money and that America does nothing for the poor. Hopefully I'll open my mouth like I did at a family function earlier this year and get her methadone ass out of my sight ASAP. Oh, yeah. Here are the spreads. Remember, if you don't submit picks on Turkey Day by the deadline, you lose out on ALL THREE GAMES. Emergency Picks don't cover 'em. (11.5) Tennessee at Detroit 47-10 Seattle at Dallas (12.5) 9-34 Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) 20-48 San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) 10-3 (7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati 34-3 (4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland 10-6 Caolinar at Green Bay (3.5) 35-31 Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 34-17 (8.5) Miami at St. Louis 16-12 New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) 20-23 (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington 23-7 Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) 22-16 Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) 33-10 Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) 20-13 Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) 14-34 Jacksonville at Houston (3.5) Key: TEN/DAL/PHI/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/STL/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-9-1) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 4-8) 8-11 TEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/WAS/ATL/PIT/OAK/MIN/HOU/31 DET: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/10 DIFF: BUF/SF, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, STL/MIA, TB/NO, WAS/NYG, OAK/KC, MIN/CHI, HOU/JAX Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 7-5) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-5) 8-7 SEA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/13 DAL: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/XX DIFF: TEN/DET, BAL/CIN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, SD/ATL Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-8) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 10-2) 8-9 AZ: DET/DAL/PHI/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24 PHI: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/HOU/20 DIFF: DET/TEN, CIN/BAL, STL/MIA, PIT/NE, CHI/MIN San Francisco 49ers (Devo 8-4) d by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 5-7) 7-9 SF: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/21 BUF: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/WAS/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/17 DIFF: PHI/AZ, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, OAK/KC, CHI/MIN, 21/17 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 7-4-1) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-9-1) 8-8+TB BAL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/JAX/30(-34=4) CIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/HOU/10(-3=7) DIFF: CAR/GB, TB/NO, NE/PIT, KC/OAK, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU, 30/10 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-7) d by Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-6) 5-5+TB IND: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/HOU/27(-10=17) CLE: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/14(-6=8) DIFF: SEA/DAL, BAL/CIN, SD/ATL, MIN/CHI, 27/14 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-5) d by Green Bay Packers (VX 7-5) 9-10 CAR: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/20 GB: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/JAX/31 DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, IND/CLE, TB/NO, HOU/JAX, 20/31 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 7-5) j00'd N.Y. Jets (Gert 6-6) 7-4 DEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/23 NYJ: XX/XXX/XXX/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/28 DIFF: TEN/XX, DAL/XX, CAR/GB Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 5-7) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 4-8) MIA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/27 STL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/15 DIFF: GB/CAR, NYG/WAS, MIN/CHI New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-6) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-8) 8-7 NO: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/28 TB: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/22 DIFF: NO/TB, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU N.Y. Giants (Cartman 6-6) d Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-5) NYG: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/17 WAS: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/XX/16 DIFF: STL/MIA, NO/TB, WAS/NYG, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, HOU/XX, 17/16 Atlanta Falcons (USC 9-3) d San Diego Chargers (909 6-6) 12-7 ATL: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/21 SD: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/MIN/JAX/27 DIFF: SF/BUF, NO/TB, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 7-4-1) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 7-5) 8-5 PIT: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24 NE: DET/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/24 DIFF: TEN/DET, DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, ATL/SD, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, CHI/MIN, HOU/JAX Kansas City Chiefs (BX 7-5) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 3-9) 7-4 KC: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/21 OAK: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/WAS/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/25 DIFF: DET/TEN, DAL/SEA, CIN/BAL, NYJ/DEN, NO/TB, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 2-10) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-2) 6-7 CHI: DET/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/30 MIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/22 DIFF: DET/TEN, SEA/DAL, ATL/SD Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 6-6) d by Houston Texans (Bored 7-5) 6-8 JAX: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/23 HOU: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/22 DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, OAK/KC, 23/22
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 What, no updated standings? Picks by PM to follow.
devo Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/21
HarleyQuinn Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 New England: 24 Detroit Seattle Arizona San Francisco (7.5) Baltimore (4.5) Indianapolis Carolina N.Y. Jets (7.5) (8.5) Miami Tampa Bay (3.5) (3.5) N.Y. Giants San Diego (5.5) New England (0.5) Oakland (3.5) Minnesota (3.5) Jacksonville
KingPK Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 (11.5) Tennessee Dallas (12.5) Arizona Buffalo (7.5) (7.5) Baltimore (4.5) Indianapolis Carolina N.Y. Jets (7.5) (8.5) Miami Tampa Bay (3.5) (3.5) N.Y. Giants Atlanta New England (0.5) Kansas City Minnesota (3.5) Jacksonville BAL: 30
bob_barron Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Tennessee Dallas Arizona Buffalo Baltimore Indianapolis Carolina Denver Miami New Orleans Washington San Diego Pittsburgh Kansas City Minnesota Jacksonville Buffalo- 17
Guest Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 11.5) Tennessee at Detroit Seattle at Dallas (12.5) Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5)
Brett Favre Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 (11.5) Tennessee Dallas (12.5) Arizona Buffalo (7.5) (7.5) Baltimore (4.5) Indianapolis Carolina N.Y. Jets (7.5) (8.5) Miami New Orleans (3.5) N.Y. Giants Atlanta New England (0.5) Oakland (3.5) Minnesota (3.5) Jacksonville Saints - 28 points
fazzle Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Tennessee Dallas Arizona Edit: changed my Detroit/Tenn pick
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 < PF: 95, PA: 75, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 < PF: 93, PA: 97, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 < PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 < PF: 86, PA: 81, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 < PF: 83, PA: 79, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 < PF: 80, PA: 90, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 < PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 < PF: 74, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 < PF: 83, PA: 86, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 < PF: 72, PA: 74, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 < PF: 81, PA: 88, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 < PF: 82, PA: 69, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 < PF: 77, PA: 70, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 < PF: 80, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 < PF: 75, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 < PF: 91, PA: 70, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 < PF: 74, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9 < PF: 72, PA: 88, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 < PF: 91, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 < PF: 75, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 < PF: 83, PA: 75, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 < PF: 80, PA: 89, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 < PF: 73, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 > ******************************************************************************** With 5 weeks to go, below is a listing of won/loss records per conference. People with the same record are in no particular order. AFC New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 NFC Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Man if I stayed in the AFC, I'd be #1. The NFC is definitely stronger, with 7 teams having as good or better records as the leading AFC team.
Bored Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Texans - 22 points Tennessee Seattle Arizona San Francisco Baltimore Indianapolis Carolina N.Y. Jets Miami Tampa Bay N.Y. Giants Atlanta Pittsburgh Kansas City Chicago Jacksonville
Danville_Wrestling Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 (11.5) Tennessee at Detroit Seattle at Dallas (12.5) Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5)
UZI Suicide Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Seattle: 13 (11.5) Tennessee Dallas (12.5) Arizona Buffalo (7.5) (7.5) Baltimore (4.5) Indianapolis Carolina N.Y. Jets (7.5) (8.5) Miami Tampa Bay (3.5) (3.5) N.Y. Giants San Diego (5.5) Pittsburgh Kansas City Minnesota (3.5) Jacksonville
Cuban Linx Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 TEN/DAL/ARI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/WAS/ATL/PIT/OAK/MIN/HOU Tennessee - 31 points
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 So this week, I'm in a bit of a must-win considering I'm heads up against the wildcard race for the great "on the bubble" spot. I need to get that game and hope Washington/Dallas/San Fran stumble a bit from here on out, since there's little chance I'll catch up to Danville's Vikings at this point for the division title.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 DET/SEA/ARI/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/30
Human Fly Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Washington Redskins - 16 Points (11.5) Tennessee at Detroit Seattle at Dallas (12.5) Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) (7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati (4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland Carolina at Green Bay (3.5) Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) (8.5) Miami at St. Louis New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) Jacksonville at Houston (3.5)
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 So this week, I'm in a bit of a must-win considering I'm heads up against the wildcard race for the great "on the bubble" spot. I need to get that game and hope Washington/Dallas/San Fran stumble a bit from here on out, since there's little chance I'll catch up to Danville's Vikings at this point for the division title. You forget Carolina. They have a leg up on your team as well. It'd have been me (Atlanta) but thank god for that win over Carolina this week. Now I feel much more comfortable with where I am headed in the division.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 Deadline has come and gone for today's games. Sorry I couldn't post the PM'd picks but I've been throwing up all morning and feel like crap in general. And this is before going to the in-laws...
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Thank god I didn't go with my gut on the Tennessee/Detroit game. I was thisclose to picking the Lions, thinking it'd be a close game.
Gert T Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 11.5) Tennessee at Detroit - x Seattle at Dallas (12.5) - DAL Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) - PHI San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) - BUF (7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati - BAL (4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland - IND Carolina at Green Bay (3.5) - GB Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) - DEN (8.5) Miami at St. Louis - MIA New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) - TB (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington - NYG Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) - SD Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) - NE Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) - OAK Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) - CHI Jacksonville at Houston (3.5) - HOU NYJ 28 POINTS
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