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2009 TSM Worst Poster Tournament: Sweet 16

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I only kept tabs on the ones which needed to be counted. Sue me.

 

There was a tie. I break ties.

 

Goldengreek b. Xavier Cromartie by a lot

theone b. KOAB by about 15 votes

Jerichoholic b. YKRG by 8 votes

TaigaStar b. NoCalMike by a fuckload

 

cabbageboy b. JN News

hold on

 

 

Eric vs. pbone was a tie. Now, I decide. Eric, you move on.

 

so we've got eric b. pbone

AmDragFan b. Twisted Intestine

bob_barron b. Milky

 

RoHo b. HarleyQuinn

Chazz b. Matt Young

Jingus b. Czech by 10 votes

DarKnight b. Marvin by 5 votes

 

Cartman b. EHME by 2 votes

Gary Floyd b. Porter by 2 votes

Y2Jerk b. Lord of the Curry by a ton

Enigma b. CWM by a ton

 

So now, with the two admins and one of the favorites (EHME) being out, the matchups are

 

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

VOTE

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

3. AmDragFan

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

4. Chazz

3. Jingus

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

4. Gary Floyd

3. Y2Jerk

 

 

I'm working towards Floyd vs. Jingers.

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

3. Jingus

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

4. Gary Floyd

2. Enigma

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1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

I think when there's a banning on the line not actually winning (or losing I guess) your round shouldn't get you pushed through. So I won't vote for EricMM.

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

I'm voting DarKnight as punishment for beating Marvin. I think this whole disapearing act is a joke...and am not looking forward to him popping back up in a month like nothing happened. He'd best still be on his 100 post countdown. If not...we let Marvin outsmart the board. MARVIN.

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

I'm only voting for Cartman as punishment for beating EHME

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

 

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

Voting mostly based on how I feel about their username, as most of the people I'd actually heard of the previous round are now gone.

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1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

Goldengreek thought that people voted for him because he likes John Cena. That sort of encapsulates everything that is wrong with him as a poster, don't you think?

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

I had Jericholic as my choice when I read the matchups, but now I'm changing it and I'm going to explain why. I'm going to cite the EHME corollary: if you want to stay here and post then there should no more tales of your depressing personal life, no pictures of your gunt and no hooking up with trannies. If you want to hang out and post in your e-fed, go nuts, but don't subject the rest of us to your beyond-fucked personal life.

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

I like EricMM a lot. I don't think I hate Cabbageboy, but there have been so many times where I've read his posts and just shook my head in disbelief. I wouldn't want him gone, though. Tough call here.

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

bob_barron: A Life In Pictures is now my favorite thread of all time. I have no idea who the other cat is, but I've heard about obsessions with undersized mid-card wrestlers. Sounds like an emerging WildPegasus.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

I feel a little bad for how much I've slammed Roho lately, but he deserved it for his sports posting over the past month. Here's a hint, kid: when you piss off a bunch of the regulars, go and hide for a while. Internet man challenges are only going to dig you a deeper hole.

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

Once again, I'm not overly offended by either, but DarKnight got a lot of bad pub last summer and fall. I'll use that to make my decision.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

I wanted to push Cartman through one round on a matter of principle, but didn't expect to vote him through any further. That being said, Gary Floyd doesn't offend me in the least.

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

Enigma was the bane of my existence in my WWE folder days. Just a non-stop string of un-cited, barely-relevant news items.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

3. AmDragFan

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

3. Y2Jerk

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

Barron vs. Cabbageboy is a good matchup.

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

 

3. AmDragFan

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

3. Jingus

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

 

2. Enigma

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1. Goldengreek - You're 35 and you act more immature then me.

 

6. Jericholic82 - Dumbass

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

5. EricMM - I can't stand him personally, I'd almost vote him over anyone aside from pbone.

 

3. AmDragFan - I think he's dumb, but he doesn't do anything offensive. He's harmless, this will problay be the last round I vote for him. I just think bob_barron is great as the forum's heel.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo - Even though he apologized to me through PM, it still doesn't change the fact he said racist things to me. Plus I hate the Cowboys and Romo.

 

7. DarKnight - I'm cool with Jingus.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

4. Gary Floyd - Gary Floyd is one of my least favorite posters because of our on/off rivarly. Plus he's a little crybaby follower. I'm still shocked Cartman beat me, he might be a Boston sports fan but he's harmless.

 

2. Enigma - Never had a problem with Y2Jerk because I don't venture into the CE folder. Couldn't vote for my boy LOTC in the last round though. Enigma can be a little bitch sometimes. But this is the last time I vote for if he faces Gary Floyd.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

Seriously.

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

I'll second Cheech, if you wanna just stay down in the e-fed that's fine.

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

At first I didn't get why people hated him, and then it just dawned on me. It's this overwhelming idiocy.

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

bob ain't that bad... relatively speaking.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

Ignorance isn't an excuse.

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

This one is solely based off of the double dipping the K in the screen name.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

Gary Floyd gets the bob treatment in that I don't find him that bad.

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

Damned hippie.

 

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Woot

 

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

1. Goldengreek

 

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

 

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

VOTE

 

Lots of flips.

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Goldengreek: I no no who theone is.

TaigaStar: I haven't really been bothered by either lately, by which I mean the last few weeks, but Taiga posted a picture I can't unsee.

 

cabbageboy: EricMM is a good kid, even though he probably thinks I'm an eco-terrorist for drinking Gatorade out of a plastic bottle or something. Cabbageboy is fucking terrible and I fear the thread about college v. pro sports is only going to bring out more bad.

AmDragFan: I like Bob today! I don't want him death-sentenced.

 

Chazz: Like I said, Roho is probably a nice kid in real life. Chazz is worthless in all aspects.

Jingus: This was tough. I dislike DarKnight more than I let on in public, and don't hate Jingus as much as I let on in public. Still, I'm voting for Jingus because he's been making bad posts longer.

 

Cartman: I can't believe this board. Why don't you guys just vote EHME to the staff, you fucking dickbrains. Cartman is still a knob, though, and I generally like Gary Floyd even if he's just kind of an entertainment-consumption machine.

Y2Jerk: I don't really post in the wrestling folders unless I'm looking to break the news of deaths, so Enigma doesn't really chap my ass. Y2Jerk is in places that I am, though, and bothers me with his failed humor, failure to see others' humor, youtube videos, and other stuff.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

 

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They do pretty cool stuff though. Making trees fire out nails when they hit the ground is no easy feat.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek- Still not totally clear on who theone is. I wonder if maybe you guys would miss the unintentional comedy were Goldengreek to get the boot.

 

2. Jerichoholic82- This is not deeply felt. I don't often interact with either one.

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy- I don't feel all that strongly about this one, either.

3. AmDragFan- AmDragFan is a fucking miserable cocksucker. I'd kill him if I ever saw him. I would beat him to death.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

4. Chazz- The very bane of my existence! Chazz!

3. DarKnight- Batman-themed username + That 'K' = Die.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

4. Cartman- Fan of Boston sports.

3. Y2Jerk- Even though I still don't know who he is.

 

 

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

Just truly awful.

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

I still don't "get" the hate, but attention seeking is more annoying that bad WWE posts. Plus, I don't see her making it past the next round.

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

Tough call.

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

Bob's harmless. We'd miss his celebrity stalking.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

Now that I know who this is, I'm voting for this awfulness.

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

Jingus is good people.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

"Hey guys, I listen to weird trippy music that no one's ever heard of". Eat me.

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

It's still not 1993. And you are not Da Meltz~!

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

6. Jericholic82

 

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. cabbageboy

 

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

 

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

 

 

2. Enigma

 

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Goldengreek-Yep. The man's Deon levels of unawareness is depressing. The fact that he's actually older than Deon speaks volumes.

theone

 

Jericholic82

TaigaStar-Jerichoholic is a dope yes, but Taiga really grates on my nerves. Her whole "I don't care what any of you think" routine is dreadful.

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

cabbageboy-While most know cabbageboy's stupidity from the WWE folder, like Inc, I first really recognized it in the movies and tv folder. He's pretty much awful everywhere he goes, and like goldengreek, is unaware of his awfulness.

EricMM

 

AmDragFan-Bob can be annoying yes, but he at least had a sense of humor about himself, and doesn't get upset when we poke fun at his appearance. I find that admirable. Canadian Dragon is all around horrible, and offers nothing good to the board.

bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

RoHo-Chazz is a dope, but I haven't noticed him much lately. Roho needs to go. Update: Chazz PM'd me, asking to put the past aside and get along. I will try to do so. You just need to ask folks.

Chazz

 

Jingus

DarKnight-I know me and Jingus haven't gotten along in the past, but he's a better poster than DarKnight. DK being cabbageboy's brother deosn't help matters much.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

Cartman-I'm not upset I made it to round two, but I am miffed that EHME didn't make it to round two. He's much worse. Plus, some of the votes against me in round two were just because Porter no longer posts. I'm still willing to take advice on how to improve as a poster people.

Gary Floyd

 

Y2Jerk

Enigma-Jerk is terrible, but he gets a pass because he seems to have calmed down some, and because I can't stand Enigma or his terrible avatar.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

 

6. Jericholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

1. cabbageboy

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

8. Cartman

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

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