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A ranking of the songs on Kid A.

10. 'Treefingers' 09. 'In Limbo' 08. 'Optimistic' 07. 'Kid A' 06. 'The Morning Bell' 05. 'Everything in Its Right Place' 04. 'Motion Picture Soundtrack' 03. 'The National Anthem' 02. 'How to Disappear Completely' 01. 'Idioteque'   Discuss.

Copper Feel

Copper Feel

Best RF Seasons since 1979

Bored Blog Trivia Question: I really fucking hate one of the players on this list. Which one is it? (Hint: He's a rat piece of shit)   Top 20 Right Fielder Seasons since 1979 (per Win Shares)   1. Sammy Sosa, 2001 - Chicago Cubs 42.4 Win Shares   Year Ag Tm  Lg  G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG *OPS+  TB   SH  SF IBB HBP GDP +--------------+---+----+----+----+---+--+---+----+---+--+---+---+-----+-----+-----+----+----+---+---+---+---+---+ 2001 32 C

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9/17: For Too Long Did I Ignore The Greatness Of YouTube

8 p.m.   • So I was never into the whole YouTube deal. See small videos on my computer. Whatever.   Boy was I wrong.   Now I started warming up to this web site when TSM began allowing video tags into posts, but what sealed the deal for me was when I learned you could rip music from music videos and save them as MP3.   Now I can re-live all my old-school rap tapes. Yeah, boooooy.   In just minutes I have re-established one of the greatest sides of a cassette tape there ever was. W

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

9/15: 7 p.m.

7 p.m.   • So the better half had an interview today, and her interviewer was wearing a "Hillary Supporter For Obama" button. Nice. You know what was better? The feminazi's first question being about a place Mrs. kkk worked at 4+ years ago, which was a Catholic hospital. The interviewer was trying to find out if she was Catholic. (Mrs. kkk is, but that's not the reason she worked at said hospital.) Of course, never mind the fact that the better half only lasted 7 months at that job because it

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Carnival Top 25 9-14

(#) = last week   1. Missouri 3-0 (2) 2. USC 2-0 (3) 3. Georgia 3-0 (1) 4. Florida 2-0 (4) 5. Oklahoma 3-0 (5) 6. LSU 2-0 (6) 7. Texas Tech 3-0 (10) 8. Auburn 3-0 (8) 9. Wisconsin 3-0 (11) 10. Texas 2-0 (14) 11. Ohio State 2-1 (9) 12. Wake Forest 2-0 (12) 13. Oregon 3-0 (15) 14. Alabama 3-0 (16) 15. South Florida 3-0 (19) 16. Kansas 2-1 (7) 17. Illinois 2-1 (13) 18. East Carolina 3-0 (18) 19. Clemson 2-1 (20) 20. Utah 3-0 (21) 21. BYU 3-0 (24) 22. Wes

Carnival

Carnival

9/13: To SFAJack: It's Your Choice To Stay During A Hurricane

5:30 p.m.   • This entry is dedicated to SFAJack, who is dealing with a hurricane named Ike. Didn't George W. Bush get the memo that you voted for him? If so, I'm sure he would have steered this path of destruction toward a bluer part of the state.   You've commented on the subject of your "welcomed guests to Houston" before, so I thought you might like this.     6 p.m.   • To keep up with the "SFA Jack/Texas/Underclass" theme, here's a blast from the past from Mr. Jack's state

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Best CF Seasons since 1979

It's 300th Blog Entry Spectacular!     Or just another random list.   Biggest surprise about this list is how little Ken Griffey Jr. shows up on it but he did spend a lot of years in the hitter friendly Kingdome.   Top 20 Center Fielder Seasons since 1979 (per Win Shares)   1. Carlos Beltran, 2006 - New York Mets 38.3 Win Shares   Year Ag Tm  Lg  G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG *OPS+  TB   SH  SF IBB HBP GDP +--------------+---+----+---

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9/12: My Degree Is No Longer Aloan

7 p.m.   • So this week I finally said goodbye to an old friend from my college days. And good fucking riddance. For those that experienced the ol’ university system, or for those that are currently going through this ordeal, you undoubtedly had a buddy or two that would freeload off of you and your other pals.     Well I finally said “No, Mooch” to my very own version. Every month or so this bastard would pop up and ask for some money. Sure giving him some cash every now and then did

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

9/10: Geography Isn't Eazy

8:30 p.m.   • Here's something really sad to learn about me. When I first heard this song, I thought for quite some time that Compton was in Michigan. (0:25)     Actually, that's not the half of it. I almost failed 8th grade. In order to pass that year I had to take two summer school classes at my school plus a mail-order class. But hey, at least I was able to beat Ghouls 'n Ghosts on the Sega Genesis that year.   • As much as I'm trying to keep this from being All-Palidin All-The-

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Best LF Seasons since 1979

Say what you want about Barry Bonds, and really please I insist you say nasty things about him, but he was really, really fucking good.   Top 20 Left Fielder Seasons since 1979 (per Win Shares)   1. Barry Bonds, 2001 - San Francisco Giants 53.9 Win Shares   Year Ag Tm  Lg  G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG *OPS+  TB   SH  SF IBB HBP GDP +--------------+---+----+----+----+---+--+---+----+---+--+---+---+-----+-----+-----+----+----+---+---+---+---+--

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9/7: On Wounded Knee

8 p.m.   • Yeah, who needs preseason. All the good players will just get hurt anyway. (Just heard on NBC's recap show this injury is serious.)     • You know what I hate most about this commercial?     These people go to some yuppie place for dinner and they eat MACARONI AND CHEESE? I bet the bacon is what makes this dish decadent!   If I had to dress up for some tasting, it better be for some form of surf 'n turf.

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Carnival Top 25 9-07

(#) = last week   1. Georgia 2-0 (1) 2. Missouri 2-0 (2) 3. USC 1-0 (3) 4. Florida 2-0 (4) 5. Oklahoma 2-0 (5) 6. LSU 1-0 (6) 7. Kansas 2-0 (10) 8. Auburn 2-0 (9) 9. Ohio State 2-0 (7) 10. Texas Tech 2-0 (12) 11. Wisconsin 2-0 (13) 12. Wake Forest 2-0 (11) 13. Illinois 1-1 (14) 14. Texas 2-0 (16) 15. Oregon 2-0 (18) 16. Alabama 2-0 (17) 17. Arizona State 2-0 (20) 18. East Carolina 2-0 (NR) 19. South Florida 2-0 (15) 20. Clemson 1-1 (22) 21. Utah 2-0 (23

Carnival

Carnival

Best SS Seasons since 1979

Now I know what you're thinking. If A-Fraud had the best third baseman season of the last 30 years, he had to have had the best shortstop season. But thankfully my Judeo-Christian friends we have been saved! But not be Jeter!? This is an outrage! Obviously our Lord and Savior is saving his best for last.   Top 20 Shortstop Seasons since 1979 (per Win Shares)   1. Robin Yount, 1982 - Milwaukee Brewers 38.6 Win Shares   Year Ag Tm  Lg  G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  

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9/6: Flaming Kitties

8:30 a.m.   • Public service announcement. If you posted at the Other Place and wondered why you can't access the site, wonder no more. It died (again). For those keeping score at home, Frigid Soul had nothing to do with this one.   Here's the new address.   9 a.m.   • Fuck blaming the cats for this fire.     You don't light candles and leave in a house with pets. The closest the kkk household has come to this sort of thing was when Dessa, as a kitten, knocked over a glass of

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

9/5: N00bs Back In '84, N00bs Today

7 p.m.   • Can you believe what the head of the print division of Medium-Large Media said about McCain's VP selection of Palin?     Wait a second, the Slimes Editorial Board was talking about Geraldine Ferraro -- a three-term congresswoman at the time of her VP nod. Nevermind.

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

9/4: Mystery In Alaska

7 p.m.   • So did you all know that the GOP Vice President candidate has a 17-year-old kid who is knocked up? In another startling development, John Kerry served in Vietnam.   You know what, I don’t care if this chick is a Jesus freak. I’ve heard some of the stuff she’s said regarding God and all that shit, but you know what? I don’t care. I learned years ago that many of the people I vote for are in with the Bible-thumper crowd. But you know what? I don’t care. I’ve accepted that fact. Sh

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Best 3B Seasons since 1979

This list is a travesty as we have the least clutchiest player in the history of mankind on top. I'm ashamed, your ashamed, and Jeter is ashamed. Now if I did this list during 2007, the #1 spot would have been a big shock.   Top 20 Third Baseman Seasons since 1979 (per Win Shares)   1. Alex Rodriguez, 2007 - New York Yankees 38.7 Win Shares   Year Ag Tm  Lg  G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG *OPS+  TB   SH  SF IBB HBP GDP +--------------+---+----+-

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9/3/2008- The players who came in

Alan Curbishley resigned today. I was expecting that. Now West Ham have some looking to do to find the right manager.   The first man we brought in was Swiss international, Phillip Degen, who came from Borussia Dortmund on a free transfer.   Degen did not play too well in the preseason, but nevertheless, he looks like a full back who has the gung-ho offensive mentality down pat. Defensively, he sucks. On a free, it's a good deal. He's better than Voronin. Do I think he'll matter much

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Kobe, How Does My Ass Taste (NSFW)

"Kobe, how does my ass taste?"       That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole.   "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at thi

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

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