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-First, Brody is now off ignore simply for this thread, which is the most incredible one in a long time. Love or hate the guy, he deserves love for this.   -Second of all, I got advanced tickets for the film version of "Watchmen." So far, it's at 69% on rotten tomatoes (I'm not happy about this) but advanced reviews from fans of the graphic novel have been mostly positive, so I'm crossing my fingers.   -Finally, I mentioned it in the Comments that don't Warrent a Thread" thread in Movie an

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

March 2nd

I won't update what's going on with the New Year's Resolutions. Nothing substantial has happened yet. It's funny, it's March and nothing has changed yet.Here I am trying to look for work and it's getting harder to find things I am qualified for. I should have gotten a useless degree in Art or something. In this economy, everyone is equal with everyone else.   Since no one read these things, which is excellent by the way. I should admit all my big problems and then they'll probably come back t

Loser League: April

The Loser League is underway! See the orignal entry on how the league will work. I'll do entries for each completed month.   Through April the '79 Blue Jays are bringing up the rear in the A.L. East as they rank dead last in runs scored, highlighted by Danny Ainge who's hitting .186/.208/.229 in 70 at bats.   NEWSPAPER STYLE RECAP FOR 2008 American League                 Date: 5/1/2008 TEAM     WON LOST   BATTING AVERAGE     HOME RUNS           RUNS BATTED IN 2002 TBA  18  10    T.Long

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2/28: A Message To The Unemployed

Even in this HUSSEIN RECESSION, it's still possible to find work. Mrs. kkk finally did. We got the message on the answering machine Friday afternoon. Back to the university, back to her previous salary, back to the benefits package, back to ... driving through Wilkensburg (aka the ghetto) to get to and from our little corner of suburban paradise. Oh well, nothing's perfect. Truth be told, driving through this shit hole twice every weekday really motivates you to work hard and justify your job. I

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

2/26: A Message To The WBC

So I was watching ESPN today and saw some stupid ad talking about how the Dominican Republic or some other second-tier country that's really good at baseball had an AMAZING RUN in the first-ever WBC. The title of this ad was something like "Great WBC moments." This is the SECOND FUCKING TIME this baseball exhibition has been played. Even the Fu-Schnickens went through two albums before putting out a "greatest hits" CD.

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Team USA 2009

Quicky entry here. First off I'm currently working on a list of the 100 greatest baseball players of my lifetime. Whether I actually finish it is another story as I've tried to do similar lists like this before and always ended up chucking the whole thing.   Hey it's World Baseball Classic time and for this entry just going to very quickly put together my own Team USA. I did this a for 2006 (LOLZ Dontrelle Willis) so might as well do it for 2009 since I need an excuse for an entry. This time

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Live Wrestling, Part III

A bit of background on this one. For years, WWE ran frequent shows at the Catholic Youth Center in Scranton, PA. Its history dates back at least to 1964, with Bruno Sammartino main eventing shows. Even as the Attitude era flourished in large arenas, WWE would come back to the CYC and run shows in front of 3,800 fans. In the Summer of 1998 however, the catholic leadership saw the product becoming too distasteful, and barred the WWE. So wrestling left the area for two years.   I never sa

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

Live Wrestling, Part II

Fast forwarding to 1999, a friend winning a radio contest netted us tickets to WWE Raw at the Meadowlands, the day after Wrestlemania XV.   This event featured a two hour live Raw, along with Shotgun and Super Astros tapings. Some highlights I recall.   -The Public Enemy pinned by six other guys in a four team tag match. -El Hijo del Santo! -Goldust winning the Intercontinental title from the Blue Meanie.   We got the taping first. The night's Raw featured the usual Russo era stor

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

Live Wrestling, Part I

This Saturday I'm attending a WWE house show in Wilkes-Barre, PA. In the week prior, I thought it would be fun to look back at various live shows I have attended.   Kicking off is my first live wrestling experience. In the early days of Monday Night Raw, WWE would run shows in much smaller venues. The Fernwood Event Center was a small convention hall in Bushkill, PA that held maybe 3,000. The town more or less consists of a single resort. Parking at the place was sparse, with cars lining

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

2/20: A Message To Eric Holder

Hey shit-for-brains, you think any of my people will be falling for this obvious bear trap? Fuck no. The moment there's any kind of racial issue that's addressed and not met with the approval of you and your liberal comrades will pull the OMG RACISM~! card. I was born at night but it wasn't last night. If I was I'd be some kind of prodigy for typing this up instead of sucking on some titties.   9:30 p.m.   • So here’s the latest from the crack-whore niece-in-law.   She knows this guy wh

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

2/19: A Message To KK's Korner Readers

I will NOT be going back and changing all the times I typed...     to...     or...     Now, onto your regularly scheduled programming.                                                                                              

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

The Friday The 13th Series: A Brief Retrospective

In case you didn't know, the "Friday the 13th" remake recently made the top spot in the box office. Well, in retrospective, here's a look at the series so far:   -Friday the 13th-A good beginning, though not the best in the series. Funny that for a film that helped set the staples for the slasher film, the original "Friday" feels more like an Itallian Giallo film than it does a slasher movie. Also, the arrow through the throat scene is still one of the best kills in horror history. Rating: 7/

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

2/15: A Message To Smues

This is too long to type out to make a “comment” when I can milk it for an actual post.   The cats are fine for the most part. We have the two males in one room upstairs and the two females in the other upstairs room. They haven’t been around our cats for the most part because the “Welfare Four” have never been fixed or taken for a vet appointment. We also don’t want them getting into trouble with the various wires around the house as well, so for now they are quarantined.   What’s funny i

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

2/13: A Message To All Son-In-Laws

Here is not how to make nice with the mother of who you are are banging. You need to read the 2/4 entry to get some backstory. And "Angie" is the "name" of the crack-whore niece-in-law. The following took place during a phone conversation. You can figure out who is who.   "Angie wants Princess (one of the female cats) and Buddy (one of the male cats) back when she gets her apartment."   "Angie is NOT getting Buddy because he's the most adoptable cat out of the lot. She will get Princess ba

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Roy Oswalt Tests Positive for Hyperbole

Roy Oswalt is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore!   Okay first off this is just silly. You're an active player and a very good one at that. A-Rod hasn't cost you a spot in the Majors, hell he's not even a pitcher!   So why did God let these heathens have their performance enhancing drugs? Jesus didn't need steroids to hit a curveball!   Hmm, interesting considering they've never even played in the same league together but they have faced off in three games in

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The End of EHME

Febuary 10th, 2009. The day EHME was put to rest (banned)   Granted, this banning was a long time coming. The man had been skirting the edges since 2006. People were calling for his banning then, and they were recently. His entire tough guy act was terrible-he couldn't even do that right. Everything about the man was annoying.   His constant homophobia, drunken (and sometimes coked up) antics that were more tiresome than interesting (he couldn't even do drunk posting right), terrible atte

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

OVW TV Report for January 31 / February 7, 2009

For whatever reason, OVW has been preempted the past two weeks with paid programming. I have no idea what is going on with the show, but it may be a bad sign when your program is being dropped in favor of hour-long commercials. Here are the results from the past two weeks:   January 31, 2009   The Mobile Homers won a tag team battle royal   The Insurgency defeated Eugene & Aaron "The Idol" Stevens   APOC defeated OVW Heavyweight Champion Vaughan Lilas in a non-title match  

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