Corey_Lazarus

I can't believe nobody's said this one yet... CANE DEWEY.

WOW went out of business years ago. Bought out by PWI. So the "new" Aptermag was bought by the "old" Aptermag.

But it's also reliant enough on giant robot battles to be RIGHT up his alley. Special FX? Tons of action? Yeah.

It sucks, don't waste your time. The only good parts of it are the Messiah and Kerry King of Slayer being the ring announcer for the main event.

Feels like forever...

RVD, as others have said. I...can't think of anybody in WWE that deserves it other than him and hasn't gotten it, haven't watched TNA in a long time, barely seen any RoH (only the few comps somebody made for me, I forget who...tekcop maybe), and my local fav, NECW, doesn't have a World title. But...in NECW, I'd love to see Eddie Edwards capture the NECW Heavyweight title. He's over as a heel, could be over as a face, has a good look, and is a great worker. Kid's gonna be a star one day.

Hello, my friend, we meet again...

Well, while West Newbury is one of the seedier parts of Boston...it's not as bad as Compton or parts of NY. Hell, it's not even the worst part of Boston. The thing is...being FROM Mass...when I think Boston, I think punks. Not as in "wow, that kid's such a bitch, what a punk," but like "anarchy, bondage pants, piercings" punk. I wasn't even aware there WAS a rap scene in Boston until a couple years ago when I heard about Made Men. That said...yeah, the whole gimmick is terrible. It started as a way to make him get over as a heel, because EVERYBODY hates wiggaz, but...it caught on for some reason, and now he's popular. And it's funny...because Jericho has every right to be the face in this feud. He's busted ass for years and years, has done everything there is to do, and now he wants to do it again, but Cena is being a bitch about it. In 5 years, people are gonna go "why did I cheer Cena and boo Jericho again?" Of course, that's the whole problem with the product in general (not being given a real reason to cheer/boo people), but I digress.

I'd mark out if one of them said "you Wicked McSuck," considering it's a phrase me and my friends use (adding "Wicked Mc" before a word) all the time. Yeah, Laz. Bringing the fucking content!

It's funny you say that this card is weak, Jed, because I'm considering ordering this show because of how STRONG the card is. It has wrestlers I actually enjoy watching in matches that have either never happened before, or if they have were good enough the first time to repeat.

I feel dirty...Roadrunner?! God, I hope not...how many bands have signed to Roadrunner and been completely fucked up the arse by Robinson? Oh...EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM? Gah... Rich, Bonz, Bud...come home to Century Media. PLEASE.

Well, he hasn't been around for 30 years on music quality, man...

Ummm...social commentary has been in horror forever, dude. Even Frankenstein was filled with a shitload of social commentary about why man shouldn't play God, and how people fear what they don't understand. Saying social commentary shouldn't be in horror films is like saying gore shouldn't be in horror films. I mean, what's so scary about somebody getting their head ripped off when I've seen it a hundred times on the evening news?

I think it'll help RoH as long as a bunch of top-level RoH workers don't come to WWE and get manhandled by everybody.

One that hasn't been said before: METALLICA. They reached their peak about 4 years into their career with Master of Puppets. Some could argue that Justice was better, or even Lightning, but they weren't even around for 5 years before reaching their peak, and everything since has just been redundant tripe (a few killer songs here and there, but not of the same calibre as their 80's material).

I love how they even admit it and explain what happened in the special features of the DVD. And they make it part of the joke, too. "Contrary to recent beliefs, zombies are slow-moving creatures."

I got $10 saying he powerbombs him...

It's not listenable, trust me. I never found it listenable in the first place, but as a 14-year-old kid, I felt the need to buy it for the sake of owning it. It's got "Blind" and...well, nothing else, really.

1. Cemetery Man vs Dawn of the Dead [Remake] 2. Dead Alive/Braindead vs Night of the Living Dead [Original] 3. Re-Animator vs Land of the Dead 4. Shaun of the Dead vs Dawn of the Dead [Original] (Shaun has one of the tightest scripts EVER, as I can't think of a single plothole outside of Shaun disappearing and then re-appearing a few minutes later at the Winchester)

Waltman's first TNA run sucked? Hmmmm...guess I'm imagining those back-to-back *** matches with AJ...

Notice how he looks at the camera to say "hey, I'm fucking this chick." Wow. Nice to see she IS as big of a bitch as people make her out to be. Who was it at this board that she wanted arrested at her show because they were being vocal at a 3PW show?

How about Marufuji for the Japanese guy, and somebody NOT from Team UK (worst X-Cup ever) for the British guy? I'd say Doug Williams, but he's not really X-Division. Hasn't stopped them before, though...

Though it almost pains me to say it...Shadows Fall. Somber Eyes to the Sky showed a lot of promise, and Of One Blood just blew my whole mind away. Art of Balance had a few good tracks, but the music itself was simplified and made too "hardcore" for my tastes (and hardcore is in quotes because it's the more favorable, melodic form of hardcore popular today with scenester fucks). War Within is just taking Art of Balance up a notch, but the lack of an EPIC song to it makes it feel less fulfilling. And now, here's Agent to completely bash Shadows Fall.

Especially when it's a fun pop/rock song that has THE FONZ in the video. You don't fuck with The Fonz, man.

Post it, dude. If it's e-mail, you obviously have it saved, so post it.