Corey_Lazarus

The Red Chord White Zombie Black Label Society The Black Dahlia Murder Chevelle - "Seeing Red" Stuck Mojo - "Fuckin' 4 Green"

Wow. No Surrender actually has a pretty fucking good-looking card. First TNA PPV I actually WANT to order since they switched from weekly to monthly shows.

To quote Martin Lawrence... "This...is a nice fucking fish. BIG FUCKING EYES, but a nice fucking fish."

Stuck Mojo broke up before they could ever try something new with the rapcore genre. Personally, I felt that their masterpiece was Rising, but Declaration of a Headhunter was damn fine, and showed a bit of growth when it came to Rich Ward writing the music. More melodic than the other albums, though not as groove-filled.

Meh. The original was just a lot of cool action scenes tied together by Statham's humor and screen presence. I expect nothing less from the sequel. So...where the SHIT is the sequel to The Big Hit?

Ya know, if he shaved his goatee off...he'd look like Kidman circa 1998.

I'll be the first to say that a Dudleys/AMW feud would kick ass. I dislike AMW, and I've been bored with the Dudleys since WrestleMania X-7, but I'd love to see Chris Harris and James Storm get 3D'd and powerbombed through a table, and also love to see D-Von OVERSELL the Death Sentence.

THAT would be awesome. Jeff Jarrett wins a match against somebody, the lights go off...they come back on...GORE! GORE! GORE!!!!!!

He was involved in one of the best Sabu matches I've seen in years (and Sabu was fresh off of surgery and healing), and they CUT him. What the SHIT?! If TNA doesn't pick him up, they're fucking retarded. Rhyno vs. Brown. Rhyno vs. Styles. Hell...Rhyno vs. ANYBODY would be brutal.

1. Cemetery Man vs Zombi 2 [aka Zombie] 2. Dawn of the Dead [Remake] vs Undead 3. Dead Alive/Braindead vs Return of the Living Dead III 4. Night of the Living Dead [Original] vs Return of the Living Dead 5. Night of the Living Dead [Remake] vs Re-Animator 6. Land of the Dead vs Return of the Living Dead II 7. Day of the Dead vs Shaun of the Dead 8. Dawn of the Dead [Original] vs Wild Zero

I have friends vacationing/living in England right now. I'm pretty fucking worried for 'em...

RHYNO WAS FUCKING CUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! If he was and TNA doesn't sign him, they're RETARDED.

Fox's X-Men Gargoyles That 70's Show The Real Ghostbusters ORIGINAL Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Transformers Skeleton Warriors (wow, that's obscure) Exo-Squad

In the words of Mark Hamil, "don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son."

JIMMY YANG (fuck Akio) would need to get back into the shape he was in 3 years ago to really take off in TNA, though. I watched a couple of the London/Akio matches, and he was sloppier than he usually is. Pick up Spike, because he OWNS the name, doesn't he?

Well...this certainly makes me happier to live 30-something miles south of Boston.

Uhhh...dude. I've been punched in the head from somebody twice my size and just stood there laughing. It's really not too unbelievable for somebody to just stagger back holding their mouth, especially A FUCKING PUSSY-ASS TEENAGER, when they get hit in the face from somebody as small as Ripper. The holes your finding in his story are just you wanting to not believe that a small black man could beat up 2 white teens bigger than him. Shut the shit up.

Pfft, The Dead Hate The Living is awesome. Only decent Dave Parker film there is. One of the few zombie flicks that wasn't HUGELY mainstream (Shaun, Dawn '04, 28DL, etc.) in the past few years that entertained me. There was a passion in it that I just loved. Plotholes galore? Yeah. Ripped off every big zombie flick in history? Yep. I was still thoroughly entertained. And Penis Flytrap > you.

Also, Angora, it's pretty obvious that these 3 were TEENAGERS. Teenagers tend to suck at fighting and be big pussies.

I hope Junk doesn't make it too far. I rented that movie and hated it. For some zombie SHITFESTS, how about Zombie Chronicles and Dead Life?

RAW Big Show: Mastodon - "Blood And Thunder" Carlito: Gerardo - "Rico Suave" Chavo Guerrero: "Movin' On Up" (Jeffersons theme) Chris Jericho: Fozzy - "To Kill A Stranger" Chris Masters: ??? Christy Hemme: Republica - "Ready To Go" Danny Basham: Tool - "Sober" Edge: KISS - "God of Thunder" Eric Bischoff: AC/DC - "Back in Black" Eugene: Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger" Gene Snitsky: Jaws theme Heart Throbs: DARUDE - "Sandstorm" John Cena: John Cena - "My Time is Now" (it's perfect for him) Kane: Dimmu Borgir - "Progenies of the Apocalypse" Kenzo Suzuki: Blue Oyster Cult - "Godzilla" Kurt Angle: some country song about blindly loving America Lita: No Doubt - "X-Girlfriend" Mark Jindrak: Yellowcard - "Ocean Avenue" Maven: MC Lars - "iGeneration" Rene Dupree: Dion - "The Wanderer" Rob Van Dam: Pantera - "Walk" Robert Conway: Metallica - "Ride the Lightning" Shawn Michaels: Motley Crue - "Kickstart My Heart" Shelton Benjamin: Puff Daddy f/ Mase and Notorious BIG - "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" Stacy Keibler (non-hero mode): ZZ Top - "Legs" Tajiri: Iron Maiden - "Where Eagles Dare" The Hurricane & Rosey: The Scorpions - "Rock You Like A Hurricane" Triple H: Motörhead - "Orgasmatron" Trish Stratus: some Li'l Kim song Tyson Tomko: that goat song from Sound of Music Val Venis: Quiet Riot - "Cum On, Feel The Noize" Victoria: tAtU - "All The Things She Said" (BRING IT BACK!) Viscera: Marvin Gaye - "Sexual Healing" SMACKDOWN Akio: Jimi Hendrix - "Purple Haze" Batista: Bruce Dickinson - "The Zoo" Billy Kidman: Six Feet Under f/ John Bush - "Blackout" Booker T: 2Pac - "Changes" Candice: Bow Wow - "I Want Candy" Charlie Haas: Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" Chris Benoit: Black Label Society - "We Live No More" Christian: Lacuna Coil - "Heaven's A Lie" Dawn Marie: ??? Doug Basham: Filter - "Jurassitol" Dudley Boyz: PowerMan 5000 - "When Worlds Collide" Eddie Guerrero: Santana f/ Rob Thomas - "Smooth" Funaki: The Vapors - "Turning Japanese" Hardcore Holly: Hatebreed - "Before Dishonor" Heidenreich: Rammstein - "Feurer Frei" JBL: intrumental rendition of Trey Parker's "It's A Shpadoinkle Day" Joy: Avril LaVigne - "Complicated" Matt Morgan: The Who - "My Generation" Mexicools: "Mexican Hat Dance" Michelle McCool: Kid Rock f/ Joe C - "Stay Cool" Miss Jackie: Joan Jett - "I Love Rock N' Roll" MNM: Zombie Nation - "Kernkraft 400" Muhammad Hassan & Daivari: System Of A Down - "Toxicity" Nunzio: BeeGees - "Staying Alive" Orlando Jordan: Will Smith - "Miami" Paul London: Lostprophets - "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" Randy Orton: Creed - "My Sacrifice" Rey Mysterio: ??? Scotty 2 Hotty: Beastie Boys - "So Whatcha Want?" Shannon Moore: Stuck Mojo - "Rising" Simon Dean: Cher - "Believe" Spike Dudley: AC/DC - "Highway to Hell" Steven Richards: Bon Jovi - "Living on a Prayer" Sylvain Grenier: French national anthem Theodore Long: some random Motown song Torrie Wilson: Aqua - "Barbie Girl" Undertaker: "Funeral March" William Regal: "God Save The Queen"

To answer your question, zyn...yes.

Backyard Dogs meets Kaiju Big Battel?

Tour of Duty was also made into a film. The film was 100x gorier than the show (for obvious reasons), and I think was filmed as a pilot for the series. I didn't know "Paint it Black" was the series' theme. That's actually pretty fucking cool.

If they're the ones distributed by XEG, than yes: they're only about an hour long.