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Part sarcasm Part truth: If a Third Party wants to take itself seriously, then get cracking at the grass-roots level, acquire a following that's more than a few percentage points of the popular vote, and then you'll have a case for being included with the "Big Boys..."

For all the fazzles of the world, you're in luck. I'll be out of state for a few days and probably won't get back until Saturday night, so you have some time to slack off and submit your picks later in the day. Carolina at Philadelphia (8.5) 8-30 Cincinnati at Cleveland (2.5) 17-34 Green Bay at Detroit (1.5) 38-10 Houston at Tennessee (6.5) 20-10 (2.5) Kansas City at Jacksonville 16-22 Miami at Buffalo (6.5) 13-20 San Diego at Atlanta (5.5) 20-21 Seattle at New England (4.5) 20-30 San Francisco at N.Y. Jets (10.5) 14-22 (1.5) Washington at Chicago 13-10 (2.5) Denver at Oakland 31-3 Pittsburgh at Dallas (3.5) 24-20 (3.5) Minnesota at New Orleans 38-31 Tampa Bay at St. Louis (6.5) 28-21 Open date: Arizona, Baltimore, Indianapolis, N.Y. Giants Carolina (Fazzle 1-3) at Philadelphia (MD 2020 2-2) CAR: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/16 PHI: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/KC/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/CHI/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/24 DIFF: JAX/KC, BUF/MIA, WAS/CHI Cincinnati (Swift Terror 3-1) at Cleveland (SFA Jack 3-2) CIN: CAR/CIN/GB/TEN/KC/BUF/SD/SEA/NYJ/CHI/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/ (pm) CLE: CAR/CLE/DET/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/ST/20 (pm) DIFF: CIN/CLE, GB/DET, TEN/HOU, KC/JAX, BUF/MIA, NYJ/SF, CHI/WAS Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-1) at Detroit (Bravesfan 2-2) GB: CAR/CIN/GB/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/NO/TB/21 (pm) DET: PHI/CLE/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/OAK/DAL/NO/STL/20 (ep) DIFF: CAR/PHI, CIN/CLE, GB/DET, HOU/TEN, MIA/BUF, SD/ATL, WAS/CHI, DET/OAK, PIT/DAL, TB/STL, 21/20 Houston (Bored 3-2) at Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-3) HOU: PHI/CLE/DET/HOU/JAX/MIA/ATL/SEA/NYJ/WAS/OAK/PIT/MIN/STL/24 TEN: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/35 (ep) DIFF: CLE/CIN, HOU/TEN, SEA/NE, NYJ/SF, OAK/DEN, PIT/DAL, 24/35 Kansas City (No Good Nick 2-2) at Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-3) KC: PHI/CLE/DET/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/21 JAX: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/SD/SEA/NYJ/CHI/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/24 (pm) DIFF: CLE/CIN, HOU/TEN, MIA/BUF, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-4) at Buffalo (Bob Barren 3-1) MIA: PHI/CIN/GB/TEN/JAX/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/19 BUF: PHI/CIN/GB/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/DEN/PIT/NO/STL/20 DIFF: MIA/BUF, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI, DAL/PIT, MIN/NO San Diego (Slasher Flick 4-1) at Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-2) GAME OF THE WEEK SD: CAR/CIN/GB/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/NE/NYJ/CHI/OAK/PIT/MIN/STL/28 (pm) ATL: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/BUF/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/TB/21 (pm) DIFF: CAR/PHI, JAX/KC, MIA/BUF, SD/ATL, NYJ/SF, CHI/WAS, OAK/DEN, PIT/DAL, STL/TB Seattle (Mr. Rant 3-2) at New England (nl5xsk1 1-3) SEA: PHI/CLE/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/21 NE: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/BUF/SD/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/31 DIFF: CLE/CIN, DET/GB, TEN/HOU, JAX/KC, ATL/SD, SEA/NE, DAL/PIT San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-3) at N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-3) SF: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/JAX/BUF/SD/NE/NYJ/WAS/OAK/DAL/MIN/STL/17 NYJ: PHI/CLE/GB/TEN/KC/MIA/SD/NE/SF/CHI/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/ DIFF: CIN/CLE, DET/GB, HOU/TEN, JAX/KC, BUF/MIA, NYJ/SF, WAS/CHI, OAK/DEN, 17/ Washington (Human Fly 0-5) at Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 2-2) WAS: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/KC/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/20 CHI: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/KC/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/10 DIFF: TEN/HOU Denver (Canadian Chris 3-2) at Oakland (The Bitch 2-3) DEN: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/MIA/SD/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/NO/STL/33 OAK: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/SEA/SF/CHI/OAK/PIT/MIN/STL/24 DIFF: GB/DET, HOU/TEN, KC/JAX, MIA/BUF, SD/ATL, NE/SEA, WAS/CHI, DEN/OAK, NO/MIN Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 3-2) at Dallas (BX 2-2) CLASH OF THE COMMIES PIT: CAR/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/BUF/ATL/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/28 DAL: PHI/CLE/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/OAK/DAL/NO/STL/ (ep) DIFF: CAR/PHI, GB/DET, HOU/TEN, KC/JAX, SEA/NE, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI, DEN/OAK, PIT/DAL, MIN/NO, 28/ Minnesota (La Parka Marka 3-1) at New Orleans (A Mike SC 2-3) MIN: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/KC/MIA/SD/SEA/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/35 NO: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/17 DIFF: DET/GB, KC/JAX, SEA/NE Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-4) at St. Louis (Cerebus 316 3-2) TB: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/KC/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/16 STL: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/14 DIFF: HOU/TEN, KC/JAX, MIA/BUF, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI Open date: Arizona (Vern Gagne), Baltimore (Dr. Tom), Indianapolis (No Cal Mike), N.Y. Giants (Cartman)

Well if a Third Party would get more than one percent of the vote they might be allowed to participate...

Aww, what a cute kitty. Adorable eyes. And those spots -- he looks like a little leopard. I can only pray that Kotz doesn't have sex with it...

Oddly enough, I saw quite a few ads for Mikey's film on a certain cable news channel that everybody laughs out loud at with only a few months left in the year 2004...

What's he got to worry about -- he's a Democrat...

Oh that thread will be bumped the day after Election 2004, or whenever it's decided on who's president. And the agreement is to keep the winner's Avatar/subject line up until 1/1/2005. *prays Tyler takes an extended Internet vacation if Kerry wins...*

I heard they took some of the injured soldiers that Mikey exploited and let them have a say. I didn't watch Mikey's piece of shit film, and I won't watch this. Hell no -- I get half my material from him...

Bite me, hippies. I'll sort it out tomorrow at work (Left my stat sheets there today...)

Well, white people don't like me so I'm assuming that blacks won't, either. And isn't that one stealing Johnny's wallet? Oh, and the pictures are fake -- where are the 40 oz. bottles and fried chicken buckets?...

It reminds me of that Americorps shit. Get PAID to be a VOLUNTEER...

As opposed to Academia boosting tuition already?...

Well, if Edwards wants Reeve to walk again he better learn some Necromancy spells or something. I wonder if John is channeling Chris from the grave?...

I heard of this a while back, too. But it's on Kerry's Web site so we shouldn't believe it. Okie Dokie...

Too bad this "military service" will probably consist of being a crossing guard or something. And while we're on this subject, am I the only one who finds it odds that MTV and Big Media aren't mentioning who is trying to enact the draft right now? I'd mark out if Bush would say "I will not let Democrats bring back the draft!..."

Who's being shallow, bitch? That kkk Bowl II trophy would look great in your room, and it sounds like you need some decorating material. And when you can't get a job right out of school, you're going to be 20x more pissed than you are now because you made all these sacrifices for naught -- I know. I've been there...

Ha -- just heard that if Kerry is elected, cripples will walk again. Has nothing to do with the topic -- I just can't believe I heard that. Well, actually, I can, but you get the point...

WMDs STOOPID...

Oh, that's who Scott Ritter is. Who's the guy that's big-time pro-Bush that was just over there with a similar name? Didn't Scott get busted trying to "meet" a kid?...

Jets. I dunno why. Because they will...

What I get a kick out of is that Kerry's lies are not central to getting elected. Like how he is saying that Bush and pals are already planning on disenfranchising millions of black voters. Oh, wait. Bush is actually doing that. Oops, I let the Master Plan out of the bag...

I find SNL totally un-funny. I AIM'ed Bob one time about this Norm skit that I thought was dumb and Bob nearly snapped my neck because that was one of his all-time favorite skits. But as long as it keeps Bob off the streets smoking crack, then there is some value to the show...

That's right -- new divisions this season. I need to check that out...

My old man's first wife was a whore...

So you lost this week in my contest -- buck up camper. And yes, I've been pissed off before with life, especially when trying to get a "real" job and being asked in interviews if I would have a problem working in an all-female department. Life can be frustrating as hell sometimes. That's why you should adopt a kitty. And what did you sell off? I'm curious...