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I remember YEARS ago when the Cardinals were playing the Redskins, Washington was up by a lot of points late in the game. The Cards QB threw an interception and someone on the Cardinals team managed to flip the player who intercepted the pass. The Arizona/Phoenix player then began to do a "flex my muscles" pose, only to get tapped by a Washington player who then pointed up at the scoreboard. Funny stuff...

Good lord, I was watching a Kerry interview on everybody's favorite news channel and I burst into laughter when he pimped his military service, even though he didn't mention the "V" word...

I don't know -- I've read this claim in a few alternative press outlets. Worse yet, I also heard Cheney MADE MONEY while working there...

Mike's my endman. Now get me something to drink, b*tch...

Herr Schroeder, Le Worm in French Maid Outfit, Comrad Putin. I liked this one...

Forgot about that one. Nah, I started one of these threads as well -- then someone told me Eagan always starts them and then gets banned...

Eh, don't really care. Then again I am an oppressor...

And the LOL of the Year award goes to...

I sit with all the slobs so I can't tell you what to expect...

I remember years ago when I would read his stuff regularly I usually got a few laughs a month, but these few that have been posted here aren't all that good...

We're going to see it tomorrow at 7:10...

If that's the only production you ever see in your entire life, sure. That's what I meant...

Lacerated his spleen. Wimp. I'm sure McNair is playing with that now as we speak...

I doubt Seattle will even make the playoffs...

I don't think a movie audience could handle all that...

Old people and humidity are my two other strikes against the Sunshine State...

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. And the Nutcracker is pretty much the choice of the underclass anyway from my experiences...

OK -- I'm not a comic book fan. Explain to me the Venom/Carnage characters...

Personally, I think what Horn did was stupid, but I wasn't "offended." The ESPN announcers said that action may keep him from being a Pro-Bowler, which would be funny considering he had a career night. On the flipside I think it's worse that NFL players get fined for not tucking in their uniforms or rolling their socks up too high...

OK -- now go put ammo in the tanks...

Oh McDermott is just a little turd -- he was involved in that while "Newt was on his cell phone and these two rednecks recorded it" fiasco a few years back. So I guess along with not running political ads we have to now stop hunting for terrorists 60 days before an election because catching/killing one of them will help Republicans (Except for those in the Northeast) in the next Election...

They've done timely events before. The Falcons going to the Super Bowl and Martha Stewart come to mind...

YAAAAAAWN! I think I'm going to heat up some milk and read a book...

Please let there be a Saddam reference in this episode...

I don't think I have much of a choice. But I think an organization name like the "kkk-lique" would be better...