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Enigma

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  1. What the fuck was Undertaker doing? An Ultimate Warrior impression?
  2. Rick Rude was a bigger star than Jeff Jarrett.
  3. I wonder why it's just now showing up. He's been hawking this stuff for about 2 years. I'll never forget the original commercial with him playing golf in his wrestling attire while standing between two half naked girls.
  4. All the Lita stuff is just rumors. The rumors were that since she had no money, she fucked her trainers in Mexico instead. The other popular one is that all the Omega guys would often gangbang her in the locker room. There was also another particularly funny rumor that said Lita used to finger herself behind the camera to try and distract people while they were cutting promos.
  5. Did you really say "renigged"?
  6. Dark Match Umaga defeated R-Truth ECW Matt Striker & Todd Grisham come out to start ECW A contract signing is announced between Jack Swagger & Christian for their match at Backlash. Show opens with Finlay & Hornswoggle. Finlay says since it's Hornswaggle's last night on ECW, he wants to wrestle. Tyson Kidd & Natalya come out. Natalya says that Tyson was trained in the Hart Dungeon and is a better wrestler than Bret Hart. Hornswoggle tackles Natalya but separate when ECW GM Tiffany comes out. She makes a match between the two to start immediately. Hornswoggle defeated Natalya. After the match, Finlay & Hornswoggle celebrate with some kids brought in from ringside. Backstage, Natalya & Tyson complain to Tiffany. She makes a match for WWE Superstars: Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Tyson & Natalya. Evan Bourne defeated Paul Burchill. Vladimir Kozlov defeated a local competitor. Contract signing. Swagger and Christian sign the contract. Swagger asks Christian why he's not saying anything or being a comedian. He says it's because he has been the top new talent to come around since Christian left WWE in 2005. Christian says he doesn't have to say anything because he knows he's winning the ECW Title on Sunday. After Tiffany leaves, Swagger attacks Christian and puts him through a table to close the show. Smackdown Jim Ross comes to the ring to join Todd Grisham. Edge comes out to a monster face pop. Edge shows clips from Raw and says Vickie Guerrero can't help him anymore since she's the Raw GM. He says Sunday is his last chance. The book will be closed on his 3-year feud with John Cena at Backlash. He says he will be the last man standing and will be a 9-time champion. Kane & Matt Hardy defeated CM Punk & Jeff Hardy when Matt pinned Jeff with a rollup. Before the match, Kane vs. Punk was announced for Backlash. The Big Show defeated The Undertaker via knockout. Before the match, Show said goodbye to Smackdown. After the match, Taker staggers to his feet and knocks Show off the apron. Diva Champion Maryse defeated Gail Kim. A video is shown of MVP being discussed on The View. U.S. Champ MVP defeated Chavo Guerrero. Dolph Ziggler comes out after the match and says next week at Madison Square Garden, he will introduce himself to The View as the new U.S. Champion. MVP vs. Ziggler at Backlash. Batista & Shane McMahon defeated Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Shane accidentally hits Batista and they argue. Batista spears Rhodes and Shane makes the cover. The show ends with Batista and Shane hesistantly celebrating. Superstars Finlay & Hornswoggle defeated Tyson Kidd & Natalya. Total squash. Hornswoggle pinned Kidd in about 30 seconds. After the match, Finlay sang an Irish song to say goodbye to Hornswoggle. Dark Match WWE Champ Triple H defeated Randy Orton in a steel cage match.
  7. He's not giving notice. His contract is up on July 31 and he's turned down all their extension offers.
  8. Vince Russo got his start doing pro wrestling radio shows in Long Island and was eventually offered a job with the WWF magazine. That's not much different than Jim Cornette getting his start as a ringside photographer eventually getting offered a job as a manager in the NWA.
  9. Jeff Hardy got his WWE Title reign, even if it was only 4 weeks long. He probably feels like there's nothing left for him to do and he's just holding back Matt since he's the more popular Hardy.
  10. Why would he bash TNA? TNA actually uses bookers with pro wrestling experience, not Hollywood wannabe writers like WWE does. That's what the whole purpose of the commentary is. It's not a general bashing of the product, it's a bashing of the way things are done.
  11. WCW Beach Blast 1992 was held in Mobile, AL on June 20, 1992. Sting vs. Cactus Jack was billed as a "Falls Count Anywhere on the Gulf Coast" match. Sting was the WCW World Champion at the time, but it was a non-title match.
  12. Tito Santana was with the WWF until at least spring 1993. He had a dark match with Papa Shango at WM9.
  13. Wow, Don Muraco is JUICED to fucking hell.
  14. This didn't air on Smackdown. This was taken from a satellite feed of Smackdown being taped at an arena. Back in 2003, someone had access to Smackdown's feed on a C-Band satellite and was frequently posting the feed on Wednesday morning, complete with all the stuff you don't see on TV. That's why there's no commentary on the video. This happened after Smackdown went off the air.
  15. Nice job on sourcing that.
  16. I like how someone drew a penis on the left leg of her shorts.
  17. There were 48,000 people there. What do you think?
  18. Bullshit he wasn't a fullblown babyface. He had been a babyface since the Smackdown before Survivor Series '03.
  19. What is a caugh?
  20. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport...icle2370509.ece The UK Sun is reporting that the cause of death in the case of Andrew "Test" Martin is oxycodone intoxication as a result of an accidental overdose. Oxycodone is found in the painkiller OxyContin, Percoset and Percoden.
  21. Yeah, right. Savage clearly didn't have it anymore during his cup of coffee with TNA in 2004. It seems as if he's let himself go out of working shape since he doesn't need to be in it anymore.
  22. They're not willing to sacrifice the amount of merchandise money Cena brings in.
  23. See Steve Austin, 2001.
  24. It's spelled "faggot".
  25. Paul Roma vs. Alex Wright Bunkhouse Buck vs. Jim Duggan Kevin Sullivan vs. Dave Sullivan WCW World Tag Team Championship The Nasty Boys vs. Harlem Heat © The Blacktop Bully vs. Dustin Rhodes Avalanche & Big Bubba Rogers vs. Sting & Randy Savage WCW World Heavyweight Championship Vader vs. Hulk Hogan ©
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