Cuban Linx

As far as reviews go from here i only really the shoot interviews and Raw reviews, mostly to keep up with what's going on since i always miss it. I used to read the TNA recaps until all my interest in that promotion was killed, and i'd read Chris' reviews if i didn't see then at his site first.

Jay-Z - Heart of the City (Ain't No Love)

SWF Favorite Writer(s): HVT, Wilson, Neilsen, Axis, King of Hearts (i think i'm one of maybe two people who prefered face King over his heel run), and the usual Carnie suspects in Edwin, ELM & Grand Slam. Jay Dawg too now that i think about it, hell, i even liked Jamie f'n Bjork (at least up to his face run in Anarchy anyway). Favorite Promo(s): I don't know, just about anything from the Carnival/Meat Festival days, the Edwin/Silent feud and some of Outcast's stuff. Favorite Match(es): Alot of stuff i really liked was from the mid/late 2001 time period, so unfortunately i've forgotten alot of the specifics. The Genesis II 6-man, Edwin/Raynor & Edwin/Stevens retirement all jump to mind as matches i've liked alot. Certainly nothing i've ever written or been associated with. Favorite Stip to Write: I really haven't been in many stip matches, at least not enough for any one to stand out as a favorite. My Biggest Accomplishment: Despite being around for around 2 and a half years i really haven't accomplished a thing, unless you call sucking and no-showing more than anyone else an 'accomplishment'. I Regret That: Too many regrets to list, it's easier to just say pretty much everything from the day i joined up until now. I Wish/Hope: That i'd get my shit together and manage a sustained run in the SWF, without the chronic no-showing. But lets face it, if i haven't managed it by now there's not much chance things will change. Dream Matches Involving Yourself: One-on-one with Edwin, which was supposed to happen on one show but never materialised, and against pretty much anyone i listed amongst my favorites. vs HVT and ELM did happen, but against Thugg i was a horrid face writing terribly and against Magnifico i only managed about 1000 words. Dream Matches: Nothing in particular really jumps to mind, i suppose any matches with the best of recent times (Flesher, Frost, Danny and the like) up against the mainstays of the 2001 days. I've Become Most Friendly With: Unfortunately i haven't really talked (well, typed) much with anyone from here, which i guess you can file under regrets as well. Personal Name (First name works, last name if you don't care): Andrew Byrne Single: Yep Have Most Trouble: Getting motivated to do anything (my laziness extends well beyond the SWF) Favorite Things to Do: Sit on my ass doing nothing, more or less. Most Recent Accomplishment: I don't achieve much more in real life than i do here. Most Recent Failure: More or less life in general. Favorite Bands: Acid Bath, Slayer, early Wu-Tang Clan, Outkast, some other crap. Favorite Book: No idea, god knows the last time i read anything. Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction, though that might just be becuase it's the most recent movie i've seen. One Item You'd Save During A Fire: There's really nothing i own that i'm particularly attached to. Let it all burn, says I. Something You Want to Get Into To: Wrestling-wise, more Japanese stuff. Lifewise i don't know, anything that pays well and doesn't suck too much. Eh, can't be bothered answering any more, this'll do.

If the past few seasons are any indication Dallas will just add even more scorers to the team in the offseason, trading away anyone who actually plays defence in the process (if there's even anyone left).

My wisdom teeth are still in and aren't going anywhere. I never take proper care of my teeth yet i haven't had a single problem with them ever.

My high school didn't have class rings or anything like that, not that i would have wanted any crap like that anyway, especially if i had to pay for it.

Well so far my team's only a few losses away from living up to it's name.

I call random unimportant promo in the middle of the show that i'll probably forget about and end up not writing.

Winning's pretty easy when your opponent doesn't write.

1 Eddy Guerrero 4 American Dragon

If only -iB- would start ignoring the rest of the board as well.

TNA's had the 'title change on a DQ' thing since the start if i recall correctly, though it's only ever occured in regards to the Tag Titles.

Well i suck more and haven't written a single word, so rusty or not i'd say you're chances of winning are pretty good.

With the shocking state of the tag division they could just have the Dudleys or the Bashams or whoever just show up with the belts out of the blue, and i doubt many people would notice or care.

Acid Bath - New Death Sensation

Judas Priest - Painkiller

Most of my hip hop albums are from the late 80's/early 90's so quite a bit is in regular rotation. Illmatic, Doggystyle, 36 Chambers & several solo Wu-Tang albums, Public Enemy, NWA, all those and others are listened to pretty often.

Damn... First he gets no-sold by the coaches at All-Star time, and now in this thread. Where's the love? As a Portland fan i'm happy they got something out of the season, i just hope Randolph doesn't go and celebrate in the Trailblazer tradition of getting high and ended up arrested (and it's not like Randolph hasn't done it before). Even with Bonzi and Rasheed gone the team is overdue for an act of utter stupidity.

Well at least Portland won something this year.

Well they didn't kill anyone this week, so i guess it's an improvement.

I also made a trade offer for Halladay before deciding against it, mainly because i didn't really want to part with Soriano, my offence is strained enough with Berroa, Mauer and Teixeira on DL, and Crede and Lieberthal doing less than nothing. If i hadn't picked up Beltre and Lawton as free agents i'd probably have the worst offence out of everyone.

The miscellaneous board on CZWFans.com is where i found them, most IWA results seem to find their way there pretty quickly.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT SINGLES MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran LADDER MATCH Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher LAST MAN STANDING MATCH Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston USJL TITLE BOUT SINGLES MATCH Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal EMPTY ARENA MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs Crow SINGLES MATCH "La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst SINGLES MATCH Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins HARDCORE MATCH Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

Some more detailed results from the 16th.

Time to make this the best darn randomly thrown-together singles match with no backstory ever!