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This is awesome news. It's a step towards my ultimate goal of an all-primate police and military force.

Hell yes, I've been known to tell people a random isle number to get them away from me. You're not fighting the man, you know. You're just being fucking lazy.

Oh man, this story has made my entire week, and it's only Tuesday. As I've said before (and will keep saying until you bastards give me compliments), over the course of the past year, through strict dieting and diligence, I've lost around 70 lbs. So I'm not longer one of the overweight masses. But I've come to realize one thing. I fucking hate all of these anti-obesity bastards. You know what? I don't fucking care if people are overweight. I don't care if most American kids are overweight. I just don't fucking CARE. People can eat all of horrible, artery-clogging, fattening shit they want to, and I will applaud them, because I don't give a shit if they weigh 500 lbs., all I care about is that I'm not overweight. It's why I don't give people who smoke a hard time. Personal responsibility. People want to fuck up their own lives, fine. I'm not going to be one of these pussies who tries and lay a fucking guil trip on someone cause they want to eat a cheeseburger at every meal.

Man. That sucks. Could be worse. He could smoke crack, be nailed doing it, and STILL get re-elected mayor like the mayor of a city that was once allowed to govern itself did. -=Mike Mike, as a Washingtonian I would be remiss if I didn't bring up the fact that the fine gentleman to whom you are alluding to is, as we speak, an active member of the city council. Ah, nothing says "stick it to the man!" quite like voting in a drug addict former drug addict.

I'll file this under the already long list of "Stupid things LA has been doing / is going to do". For those keeping track, it'll go somewhere under the city gov's idea to turn the city into a sanctuary for illegal aliens.

IDRM is also a favorite poster of mine as well. I do not think I would hate him in real life, though. To test his claims of bisexuality and amuse myself, I would probably make some sort of clumsy sexual advance towards him. He would likely reject me firmly, leaving me with simultaneous, yet conflicting, emotions of nervous relief and confusing disappointment. Things would not be so bad, however, as much alcohol would have been consumed.

Don't give me any false hope. Cause a year free from HHH would make me weep with tears of joy.

You know what this means. Batista's reign is a failure. Time to put the belt back on HHH, Vince!

I feel that he would make a great uncle. Not necessarily a great father, because I am unsure of whether he would appreciate (or even want) that kind of constant responsibility. But he would likely make a great uncle, one who would spoil you, his nephew, by taking you to baseball games when you were younger and later, when you were older but still underage, by taking you to the highest quality strip joints in the metro area. He would also treat you with the respect you never receive from your father and never call you a childish nickname like "sport". I believe Dama is probably filled with a tremedous amount of barely suppressed rage. The same could be said for many posters here, but unlike them, I believe one day that rage will come billowing forth from him in an explosion of emotions. And firearms.

Wow, how anticlimactic. Pope Bono would have been a lot of fun. C'mon, you know it would have been. Instead we just got the Kraut.

I'd think a good bit of booking would be to have Sasaki v. Kojima in the finals, with Sasaki going over, to get heat for a Sasaki / Kojima title match. Which Kojima, of course, wins.

It's what they've always done. It's what they'll always do. It's what they will be doing once HHH the active wrestler retires and becomes HHH, on-air personality (perhaps as a sort of "Mr. McMahaon II" evil boss character). Everything else they fuck up, but in THIS, they show continuity.

Y'know, you can like both Wrestling and MMA. I don't know where you've been hearing Morgan's getting a lot better. Take it from someone who watches OVW, he isn't. He's made *slight* improvements, but he's still got a long way to go. He *is* an awesome promo though. -Paul Jacobi- Which they've now fucked up by giving him a stuttering gimmick. Congrats, WWE, way to play to the guy's strengths.

The only thing that would have made that even better was if she had called Edge feces.

If asked to do so, I'd probably buy The Czech Republic alcoholic beverages. Because he seems like a good kid, and I suspect his fake ID is not of the best quality.

Suddenly Byrd's not just a Klansman, but a "high ranking" Klansman. Nice. Byrd was a Kleagle --- a recruiter. OMG, it was a YOUTHFUL MISTAKE, Mike.

Sure he can. I'm sure we can find another Invision Admin techno-geek around here somewhere... Right? Not for free you can't. I hear Kotz gives good handjobs Truth.

And her big fat ass. Dislike the big ass, but her tits in that pic are pretty damn solid.

Even if this is true, I never want to imagine it to be so.

You know, I have to be honest here, if I was a muppet? I'd totally ostracize that AIDS muppet. Cause, hey, why take chances?

It was all Clinton's fault. Okay, I don't really believe that, but as per our usual banter in CE I'm trying to turn this into a republican vs democrat issue. ......you know, on second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea, because I can see Mike getting into a three page argument with someone over how it really WAS Clinton's fault.

It's amazing that this company still finds ways to astound me with their general ineptness. I mean.......I've been hearing NOTHING but good things about Matt Morgan in OVW. How he's improved dramatically in the ring, how he has the look, is better off than Batista was when Batista was called up. How he's the next big thing, and how he can cut an AWESOME promo. And what do they give him? A stuttering gimmick. My god, they've even managed to fuck THIS up. This company drives me towards MMA more and more every day. And shit, I don't really even LIKE MMA that much.

Strange, she looked downright terrible when she was on Raw last fall, and is nothing special in picutres I've seen of her, but last week on Smackdown, GOD DAMN she looked good. Indeed. She looked incredibly fuckable on SD! last week.

I don't think Mike is really saying that liberalism is invalid so much as rubbing in the fact that Air America was supposed to be the liberal alternative to the conservative radio idealogues, and in the end they can't even really compete with them at all. I mean, AT ALL.

Does it matter how high up he was? I'll still do a dance when he finally dies.