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If he gives out some good poker tips, I'll listen.

Rabbits can scream? I didn't think they made any noise. They do indeed scream. My dog got hold of one a few years back, and it screamed bloody murder once he clamped his jaws down on its hind end. After reading that first post, all I can think of is that the internet is the greatest communications tool every devised by mankind, and it's just used for the damndest conversations sometimes.

Seriously. I would have hated Dama back when I was in undergrad.

I find this hot. And I have no clue why.

I never shit in a public restroom unless there is absolutely no other option. Which basically means that I have to take a shit so bad that waiting any longer than maybe five minutes will mean completely dropping mud in my drawers. Even then, I'm embarassed about it. I'll seek out, if I can hold it long enough, the most secluded and out of the way restroom I can find.

Ah, Cerebus vindicates me!

Urban legends are really more our modern versions of mythology. Comics are more or less fictional representations of our classic mythic archetypes.

^^^ "Now that...that's cool!" Orlando's heel, Carlito's heel. I got no problem putting the belt back on Carlito, but I think it'd be better if he wins it off an established worker like Booker T. Have Book enter into a short program with Jordan, then move into a Booker / Carlito program with Booker transitioning the title onto CCC.

I can attest to this. Rocket science is easier to understand than perpetuities. The best my property professors could do for me was just say, "look it up in a commercial outline."

My left big toe. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it, but I can literally crack that thing at about a rate of once every minute or so. And it does it every time. Which concerns me. I think by the time I hit sixty that fucking thing is just going to be paralyzed with arthritis.

I have a question for our resident black posters: do you refuse to wear and / or touch the devil weed? And no, I'm not talking about marijuana. I used to know someone who was like that, and I found it remarkably silly.

I can't imagine there are people who haven't cooked chicken on the grill. Whenever I grill, it's an absolute must to have some sort of chicken - usually a boneless, skinless breast that I've had soaking in some sort of marinade. BTW, where do all of you get your recipes? Occasionally I'll check out a book from the library, but mostly I'll either get a recipe from the newspaper or off the Food Network website.

I think this is about right. I think most of it is a political ploy. But there is that whole "Canadians have identity issues" thing, in which I think many times Canadians try to be the yin to our yang just to try and desperately distinguish themselves from us in some way. As for the passport thing, what's the big deal? I wouldn't have a problem presenting a passport to get into or out of the country.

It's okay, since you're a minority, we can't do anything against you for fear of getting bitch-slapped by those absurd hate-crime laws you love so much.

Forgive me, I've never really paid much attention to UN heads before Annan, so I have to ask in all sincerity: is he just the worst, most inept UN chief ever? I mean, I don't know about the others, so maybe there's been some real fucktards out there. It just seems as if Annan is pretty goddamn spectacular in his awfulness.

yes Jackie was writing jokes, but Howard would disregard most of them. Jackie, Howard and Fred used to write out bits that were performed on air, but in the last 10 years or so they have almost completely stopped doing that. Artie and Benji are "writers on the fly" during the show, if they think of a line, they send it to Howard and it's up to Howard if he uses it. I actually believe that when Jackie left was when the show began it's decline downhill. I think Jackie brought a good dynamic to the show, and when he left was when things began to snowball. Bullshit. Back before they were kicked off the airwaves for Sex for Sam, Opie & Anthony used to have a shitload of restrictions placed upon them as to what they could or could not say (some of them put in place by Stern) on the air (or else the dreaded Van Halen would begin playing!). They found amusing and interesting ways around those limitations because they were dedicated to their work and put an effort into finding something creative to overcome those limits. Stern's more content to just be lazy and go on endless tirades about how Bush / Republicans are keeping him down (ignoring, of course, how few Democrats have come out to support him in his 'cause').

She's got nice tits, though. And c'mon, I've found it to be true that at least once in our lifetimes we come across a retarded girl we wouldn't mind fucking.

Well, it ain't ballet, bah gawd.

Oh? Is there any other main event heel on the RAW roster other than HHH? There is not. Edge is flirting with it, but hasn't made it there, and it remains to be scene if he will actually be given a sustained push in the ME or whether he'll just be given a brief feud with Batista as part of his "money in the bank" win. Who else is there? Orton was briefly pushed there, but we all know how that turned out. Christian hasn't been pushed to that level at all, despite the fact that no less than the Rock put forth an effort to make him someone important (which the WWE, as usual, dropped). Kane isn't really so much a heel as a tweener, and he's nowhere near the ME (and, IMO, the WWE already fucked up a potential Kane / Batista match by giving it away for free the week before Mania and having Batista cleanly pin him). Face it - NO ONE is allowed to be a main event heel so long as HHH is around. Those who do make it to that level will be there only briefly, as a) their pushes are sabotagedpreliminarily aborted or b) were never intended to be for more than a 2 or 3 month duration in the first place. And might I also add, goddamn I'm developing something of a non-sexual man-crush on RRR. He makes more sense than any of us in this forum, and his arguments are always sound. It's a shame that his detractors simply refute his remarks by declaring him a "bitter smark".

But you see, that's my whole point (which at this point has been pretty much no-sold for the usual pro-life / pro-choice debate). Republicans CAN make a case, I believe, that DEMOCRATS aren't making that sort of distinction, that they'll filibuster any of Bush's judicial nominees that are religious on the pure assumption that the religious preference of those nominees must also make them anti-abortion as well. And unlike Jobber, I don't think it will alienate most "regular" folks. Abortion is different than the whole Schiavo right to life / death argument. People largely want to decide how they're going to punch out; abortion's a subject that has much more negativity attached to it. Most people may favor having the choice of abortion, but studies have shown that over the past 30 years American culture has shifted to finding it a more......distasteful practice. A "necessary evil" perhaps.

Mancow used to be based here in San Francisco. Dead air is better than Mancow, he is a waste of a perfectly good radio frequency. You just don't like him because he pops up on Fox & Friends and stuff. Hell, that's why I don't like him. Never once heard his radio show, but he's so goddamn awful and jive-ass on F&F, that I'd never tune into his broadcast if that's what I'd have to listen to for 3+ hours every morning.

See, I don't think this is such an outrageous claim to make. Democrats are going to, naturally, try and block nominees they view as conservative (not "too conservative", they don't REALLY make that fine of a distinction). But if that nominee is conservative AND openly religious? Forget it, they don't have a prayer, pun intended. Because no one in Congress ever really comes out and says it, but ultimately it ALL boils down to the issue of abortion, and Democrats aren't going to let anyone who's seriously religious onto the bench for the fear that they're somehow going to overturn abortion rights (even though that will NEVER happen).

You know, Jarod from Subway is right - those fucking Selects are goddamn FULL of fat. Believe it or not, you're actually better off eating a KFC chicken sandwich (without the sauce). And Popeye's chicken is a little....sweeter, it seems, than KFC, if you're into that, and their biscuits are tasty and their Cajun fries totally rule (not as much as Checkers do, but still). Although KFC has some awesome honey bbq wings, so it's a trade off between the two.