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Monty Brown. I think it's about time to pull the trigger on the Brown main event push, if not time to actually put the title on him. He's over with the crowd, and though I'm sure others will disagree, I think he can be booked as a farily solid brawler. The match he had with Jarrett on Impact 3 or 4 weeks back was pretty good, and I think that if they took the time they work out a much, much better match between the two.

Isn't Cena filming his movie? I know he returned because principal photography was pushed back a bit, but I'm pretty sure that filming was supposed to begin in late December / early January. It was Chavo. He needs the hat to cover his bald spot.

You know, as amusing as this is, all of this "JBL is scared to be here, he's a coward!" crap is kind of counterattacked by the numerous clips of him enjoying time with the troops earlier on in the show.

Supposedly Kenzo killed a man before. No, that was Luther. No, it REALLY WAS Kenzo. Believe it or not, I've come to actually like Kenzo, but he does have a kind of....troubled history.

That was nice, hearing from all the WWE stars who said how they were glad they came and how they'd like to come back next year. Rey, Angle, Booker T, RVD..... .......oh...wait. Scratch that last one.

Well, that was a long way to go for THAT particular ending.

Well, we're at least getting this painful match over with.

The troops love Bradshaw.

Dupree might be the only Frenchman who has the balls to set foot in Iraq.

The Morrison retconning movement is largely being spearheaded by Claremont, for predominantly personal reasons, not the least of which is that Claremont is, at this point, jealous that Morrison is a far better writer than he is and handled the X-Men far better than Claremont has done in years.

Should've made it clearer. I think Morrison is a great choice for ASS, but for the main books, I'd think he'd fuck it up like he did X-Men. OH. I see. You might have a point there. And I would have to disagree. Morrison's run on X-Men was the best that book has been in YEARS. The recent X-runs of Chuck Austen and Chris Claremont only make that fact even more evident.

Yeah, really. I could get it for free though, if I wanted it. Sure. Or, you could just use the 30k to buy some good drugs, which you can then trade for sex with several underage girls. It's nothing some of us haven't done before. See, I got this thing - I'll only snort coke of a whore's ass. Because, really, is there any other way to do it?

Eddie - yep. But Christian and JBL? When & where have they ever cut a money promo? Are you kidding me? JBL's promos from the past 6 months are so have been VASTLY superior to the stuff Eddie G's been doing lately. Not to say I don't love Eddie as much as the next smark, but his little Spanglish comedy routines haven't touched JBL's promos. JBL's promos have been quality.

Okay, so from the looks of it the PPV lineup could be: * Brown v. DDP v. Nash (winner gets title shot later on in the show) * AMW v. Team Canada (for NWA Tag Titles) * Ultimate X * Jarrett v. winner of 3 way. + whatever else they can scrounge up in the next three weeks or so. Kudos to TNA for working to make Garza a star (well, a star to the non-Spanish audiences). Boo on TNA for immediately jobbing him to Hall (even if it wasn't an entirely clean job). Though, I suppose, we could see some sort of rematch at the PPV.

For that much, she'd damn better join in, cause I can buy some quality 13 year old ass here in the States for that kind of scratch.

Just the latest comic gimmick devised to take money out of the pockets of the consumers. And I'm not sure how much longer they can get away with this shit.

While that would be great, I don't think they want to go the dyke route - just yet. I'd buy this issue of playboy just for the Victoria spread. Especially if it is a SPREAD, wink wink huddala huddala.

I don't really see how this show would work, should it air. If it's live-action, the budget alone would have to be tremendous if they wanted it to look decent. I'm not down with Kevin Smith being involved in this though......I don't know who decided that he has the talent to pull this thing off. Whoever they are, they're wrong. Actually it's more like, "George Lucas shouldn't be allowed to go back and completely fuck up his original films, when they were successful and worked just fine the way they were, by sticking in a ton of unnecessary-at-best, royally-shitty-at-worst additions, under the assinine explanation of it being his 'real vision'." It's not about being afraid of change - it's seeing the changes and uniformly coming to the conclusion that the changes actually HURT the movies, rather than help them (which is, you know, the whole POINT of changing the films to begin with). I haven't bought the SW DVD set, and I absolutely REFUSE too, until he relents and released the original versions. If he doesn't - Fuck him. That asshole doesn't get a dime of my money.

Gold. If I were Big Show's agent and / or a member of the WWE marketing team, I'd be clamoring for an endorsement deal STAT.

You're clearly insane. Let's just look at Snicket: you have the children's parents dying in a horrible fire, you have Count Olaf try to murder them (blatantly - he's not subtlely trying to snuff them, he actively took steps to kill all three), you have Olaf killing at least two people, and you have several scenes of child abuse (both mental and physical). Plus, if you wanted to, you could read a little pedophilia into the film in regards to Olaf's plot to marry Violet. The film is SUBSTANTIALLY darker than virtually any other children's movie released this year, or the last. Or probably the year before that.

Because their government is run by psychotic Muslim theocrats.

I thought it'd make 50 million as well. It was a pretty good film, but it is very dark (Jim Carrey is EVIL in this - he kills at least two people, and it's implied he's caused the death of several more), so that may be keeping parents away from the theaters with their kids. Hopefully the film has some staying power, though, cause there's pretty much nothing else out now (or coming out in the near future) that's better.

Law as Zod would be unbelievable. Although I find him a little too pretty to really be intimidating.

He's like a sexier Jason Lee. I could buy him as the Flash. Jude Law as The Top is just wishful thinking, though.

Man, they're really going with Heidenreich v. Taker II for the Iraq show? If I was a soldier, I'd rather be off killing insurgents.