haVoc Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst announced on limpbizkit.com that the band's upcoming new album will now be titled Results May Vary. Durst said the following: "Like a prescription drug, each person's reaction to the ingredients will be different. So with our new album, each individual will have their own reaction and results may vary!" "It is an album you should listen to from beginning to end to get the full effect. I have put in a couple hidden things in the CD as well. There are 16 tracks and plenty more where those came from." A limited number of album copies will also feature a 35 minute DVD that features footage from a four hour home video Durst calls "Poop." Credit: Billboard --------------------------------------- BTW, I caught some of TRL today and there was Limp Bizkits new video on the countdown. First time I hard that song too. Crap. Fuckin' kids.
razazteca Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 The big question is why did Thora Birch agree to do the video. And yes the song sounds like crap. It sounds like waterdown weak Deftones song without any rage or a poor attempt at a Korn power ballad if that is possible.
Nevermortal Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 I can't wait until the album flops, and Fred Durst cries.
Steviekick Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 Me thinks this album will be a flopper
Red Baron Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 I can't wait until the album flops, and Fred Durst cries. I can't wait either to flop. But 4 million souls will buy the stinker.
JasonX Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 I can't wait until the album flops, and Fred Durst cries. I can't wait either to flop. But 4 million souls will buy the stinker. It won't be an instant flop but will be a flop. It will have a good but not great first week's sales, landing in the Top 5 at the very least before then slowly but surely dropping like a stone saleswise and chartwise. MTV will overplay the video for the first single and blowjob Durst before dropping him like a stone and not airing any of the album's other videos. See Korn's flop "Untouchable" for an example of this type of bomb plan.....
Guest Jar_of_Dirt Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Limp Bizkit? Who the hell are they
godthedog Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 thora birch? in the video? nooooooooooooooooo! now, not only do i have to lose all respect for her, but i have to watch the damn video.
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Ummm...What the fuck is the name of the cd?
The Metal Maniac Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst announced on limpbizkit.com that the band's upcoming new album will now be titled Results May Vary. Pretty straightforward.
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Oh...I didn't read it that closely... I thought it was saying Results will vary as in "it will have different names"...oh well... It fucking sucks like the band.
Guest El Satanico Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I'm sure he'll announce a new title in a month. Hasn't he changed the title numerous times already.
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Yep... I was banking it would have yet another gay subliminal title... "3 dollar Bill Y'all" "Significant Other" "Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water"..
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Well it's better than 'Panty Sniffer' at least.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Well it's better than 'Panty Sniffer' at least. So very true. It's hard to get much worse than Panty Sniffer though.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 My question is WHY THE FUCK SHOULD WE CARE?
Damaramu Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Didn't Limp Bizkit JUST release an album?
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 No...They delayed this album like 4 times because "something" just wasn't right... the last release was like 18 months ago and was just a shitty remix album of their shitty music
The Czech Republic Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I thought they changed their name to "limpbizkit"
Guest Random Hero Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Yeaaaahhh I'm addicted to crack!!! I kinda liked that song, what happened to it?
Guest Jar_of_Dirt Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Rock and/or roll. his face seems like he's getting fucked in the ass.
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I saw the video called "Eat You Alive"... The song sucks of course but Great video in itself... Fuck it even had Bill Paxton in it! Paxton! And Thora Birch lost weight but isn't all that bad looking... I dunno what's with Fred's Dirty Redneck look though...
Ripper Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Rock and/or roll. Dammit!! At the beganning of this year I said that I would buy every album that had a screaming bald green guy on the cover. Well, fuck that, I'm not buying this album. Thanks for destroying my goals, Durst.
Nevermortal Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Rock and/or roll. That cover is scary.
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 wow fred...Way to put the band over... I don't see Stapp or anyone plastering their faces all over the cover...
NoCalMike Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 if you have seen any recent photos of Thora Birch, she is totally going the hollywood sweet girl route now. She dyed her hair fucking blonde, is becoming very skinny(not quite to Britney Murphy levels) and her makeup is just outrageous. Looks like GOOD FILMAKERS have lost another potential star to mainstream chick flicks. Oh and I mine was well throw this in(to keep on topic)........ Fuck Limp Bizkit and FUCK Fred Durst.
Guest Choken One Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 She still looks hot mind you...but she was skinny before anyways...
Black Lushus Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Thora is losing wieght???? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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