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Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst announced on limpbizkit.com that the band's upcoming new album will now be titled Results May Vary.

 

Durst said the following:

 

"Like a prescription drug, each person's reaction to the ingredients will be different. So with our new album, each individual will have their own reaction and results may vary!"

 

"It is an album you should listen to from beginning to end to get the full effect. I have put in a couple hidden things in the CD as well. There are 16 tracks and plenty more where those came from."

 

A limited number of album copies will also feature a 35 minute DVD that features footage from a four hour home video Durst calls "Poop."

 

Credit: Billboard

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BTW, I caught some of TRL today and there was Limp Bizkits new video on the countdown. First time I hard that song too. Crap. Fuckin' kids.

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The big question is why did Thora Birch agree to do the video. And yes the song sounds like crap. It sounds like waterdown weak Deftones song without any rage or a poor attempt at a Korn power ballad if that is possible.

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I can't wait until the album flops, and Fred Durst cries.

I can't wait either to flop.

 

But 4 million souls will buy the stinker.

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I can't wait until the album flops, and Fred Durst cries.

I can't wait either to flop.

 

But 4 million souls will buy the stinker.

It won't be an instant flop but will be a flop.

 

It will have a good but not great first week's sales, landing in the Top 5 at the very least before then slowly but surely dropping like a stone saleswise and chartwise.

 

MTV will overplay the video for the first single and blowjob Durst before dropping him like a stone and not airing any of the album's other videos.

 

See Korn's flop "Untouchable" for an example of this type of bomb plan.....

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thora birch? in the video? nooooooooooooooooo!

 

now, not only do i have to lose all respect for her, but i have to watch the damn video.

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Guest Choken One

Oh...I didn't read it that closely...

 

I thought it was saying Results will vary as in "it will have different names"...oh well...

 

It fucking sucks like the band.

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Guest El Satanico

I'm sure he'll announce a new title in a month.

 

Hasn't he changed the title numerous times already.

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Guest Choken One

Yep...

 

I was banking it would have yet another gay subliminal title...

 

"3 dollar Bill Y'all"

"Significant Other"

"Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water"..

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Guest Choken One

No...They delayed this album like 4 times because "something" just wasn't right...

 

the last release was like 18 months ago and was just a shitty remix album of their shitty music

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Guest Random Hero

Yeaaaahhh I'm addicted to crack!!! I kinda liked that song, what happened to it?

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Guest Jar_of_Dirt
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Rock and/or roll.

his face seems like he's getting fucked in the ass.

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Guest Choken One

I saw the video called "Eat You Alive"...

 

The song sucks of course but Great video in itself...

 

Fuck it even had Bill Paxton in it! Paxton!

 

And Thora Birch lost weight but isn't all that bad looking...

 

I dunno what's with Fred's Dirty Redneck look though...

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Rock and/or roll.

Dammit!!

 

 

At the beganning of this year I said that I would buy every album that had a screaming bald green guy on the cover.

 

Well, fuck that, I'm not buying this album. Thanks for destroying my goals, Durst.

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Guest Choken One

wow fred...Way to put the band over...

 

I don't see Stapp or anyone plastering their faces all over the cover...

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if you have seen any recent photos of Thora Birch, she is totally going the hollywood sweet girl route now. She dyed her hair fucking blonde, is becoming very skinny(not quite to Britney Murphy levels) and her makeup is just outrageous. Looks like GOOD FILMAKERS have lost another potential star to mainstream chick flicks.

 

Oh and I mine was well throw this in(to keep on topic)........

 

Fuck Limp Bizkit and FUCK Fred Durst.

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