Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 So, Is anyone else psyched about Dave Batista returning on Raw, I know I am, because I think he's kewl beans. Now, before we get into the philospohical debate we always do "Push New Talent!!!!......No, Not Him", here are some pros and cons about Batista. Feel free to add your own Pro- -He's NOT Mark Henry, Big Bad John, Nathan Jones or any other big untalented lump being shoved down our throats -He's Not Orton, who's push has failed. Spectaculary -While he admittedly doesnt have a vast range of moves, the ones he does, he does 'em good. -HHH likes him -Vince Likes him -I like him -Dave tends to get injured a lot, and therefore, if you dont like him, he's bound to fuck up while jogging and break his ankle agin, thus getting him away from your tv for at least another six months -He broke Goldberg's leg, how can you not like that Cons- -I was hoping for Nick Dinsmore or Matt Morgan
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 So, Is anyone else psyched about Dave Batista returning on Raw, I know I am, because I think he's kewl beans. Now, before we get into the philospohical debate we always do "Push New Talent!!!!......No, Not Him", here are some pros and cons about Batista. Feel free to add your own Pro- -He's NOT Mark Henry, Big Bad John, Nathan Jones or any other big untalented lump being shoved down our throats -He's Not Orton, who's push has failed. Spectaculary -While he admittedly doesnt have a vast range of moves, the ones he does, he does 'em good. -HHH likes him -Vince Likes him -I like him -Dave tends to get injured a lot, and therefore, if you dont like him, he's bound to fuck up while jogging and break his ankle agin, thus getting him away from your tv for at least another six months -He broke Goldberg's leg, how can you not like that Cons- -I was hoping for Nick Dinsmore or Matt Morgan Dude drop the name, it takes away from his gimmick!!! [/sarcasm]
Youth N Asia Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 The guy has a killer look...I hope he can impress me this time around.
1234-5678 Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Eh, he'll tear a bicep grabbing the orange juice outta the fridge one of these mornings. I'm not worried, cause he'll be gone soon enough.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 I find it hard to be impressed when he fucked up the first move he attempted to do.
BifEverchad Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 I find it hard to be impressed when he fucked up the first move he attempted to do. Jesus, give him a chance. Everyone isnt perfect. I don't really like the guy, but I can be a little patient.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Goldberg screwed that move up. He had his leg almost straight coming down... oh hell.. I'm trying to blame everything on Goldberg... Batista should be an interesting return. I liked him before he was injured and he looks even more jacked up now. It'll be interesting to see what kinda push he gets now that he pillmanized Goldberg...
SamoaRowe Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 I could not really stand Batista before he got injured. To me, he's just another random big guy who does power moves and tries to get over by squashing people and having a loud mouth manager in his corner.
Golgo 13 Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Christ how I hate Batista. Just another boring big guy, performing your standard big guy moveset and only looking good doing this stuff in worthless squash matches which don't help anybody. Add in the fact that he's a WWE by-product, with emphasis placed on physique rather than flexibility... making him as injury prone as he has been. Pass.
Guest NCJ Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 with emphasis placed on physique rather than flexibility... making him as injury prone as he has been. Pass I only knew about one injury
Kardo Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Batista has a good grip of psychology and selling. Just not allowed to show it in the WWE.
2GOLD Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Anyone else starting to think "Little Johnny" is Matt Morgan? I know the WWE is high on him anyway and he's bigger than John from what I remember. Also, where is Nick Dinsmore? They stuck him under a Doink mask for a week and then he was gone. Dave could be good but I liked his OVW look a lot better.
Crimson Platypus Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Dave could be great but for the WWE Style~
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Is it me, or was Batista moving at a snail's pace last night.
Mecha Mummy Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 I'm not going to judge him as a worker until I've seen his OVW stuff which is supposed to be good. Well, hey, he does a good spinebuster... doesn't he...? *Sigh* Oh, whatever. I'm just glad it isn't Mark Henry.
Guest StevieNightHeat Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ???
ChrisMWaters Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ??? I think you're supppossed to fuse Batista and Orton together to get HHH.
Damaramu Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Man what the hell.......how is he any different from all the other generic OVW graduates and power wrestlers? Oh wait he's not. And before you say "Give him a chance!" that was said before his injury and he proved to suck before them...so sorry....no more chances. He sucked before and I don't have any doubt that he still sucks.
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Anyone else starting to think "Little Johnny" is Matt Morgan? I know the WWE is high on him anyway and he's bigger than John from what I remember. . God I hope so Morgan is the one guy they cannot fuck-up with, no matter how hard they try
haVoc Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 I'm confused.... Batista got the money? I thought the point of the bounty was to "take Goldberg out?" Like, retire him or drive him out of the WWE? So, their going to have Goldberg sell (hahahah Goldberg and sell back to back) a broken leg and not have the champion work on the show for weeks? Or, will Goldberg come out limping next week with bandages, tape and crutches while JR sells it as just a really bad sprain or ligament tears?
razazteca Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ??? I think you're supppossed to fuse Batista and Orton together to get HHH. Batista and Orton fuse together for form BORING
ChrisMWaters Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ??? I think you're supppossed to fuse Batista and Orton together to get HHH. Batista and Orton fuse together for form BORING Like I said, HHH. ^_-
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 So, their going to have Goldberg sell (hahahah Goldberg and sell back to back) a broken leg and not have the champion work on the show for weeks? Or, will Goldberg come out limping next week with bandages, tape and crutches while JR sells it as just a really bad sprain or ligament tears? He's wrestling in Japan next week
MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ??? Batista: sometime soon.. Evolution needs 1 more member and then HHH can play the role of Captain Planet with the rest playing the role of the Planeteers.. Orton : Neverending Push! Batista: Numerous Failed Gimmicks! Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOO! ???:??? HHH: By your powers combined, I am Captain Roid Rage!
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Nash: Constant Injuries
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - My best Batista impression. Pro: -His indifference during his entrance -His entrance music -Flair going crazy and calling him "Hey Romeo" Con: -Everything else
Guest FrigidSoul Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ??? Batista: sometime soon.. Evolution needs 1 more member and then HHH can play the role of Captain Planet with the rest playing the role of the Planeteers.. Orton : Neverending Push! Batista: Numerous Failed Gimmicks! Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOO! ???:??? HHH: By your powers combined, I am Captain Roid Rage! The Roideteers can battle the Mighty Morphin' Power Kanegers
The Czech Republic Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair=Past HHH=Present Orton=Future Batista=n'hey, n'ga, he he, the...FOURTH DIE-MENSION!
AndrewTS Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Flair = past HHH = present Orton = future Batista = ??? Batista: sometime soon.. Evolution needs 1 more member and then HHH can play the role of Captain Planet with the rest playing the role of the Planeteers.. Orton : Neverending Push! Batista: Numerous Failed Gimmicks! Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOO! ???:??? HHH: By your powers combined, I am Captain Roid Rage! The Roideteers can battle the Mighty Morphin' Power Kanegers Test would fit in perfectly. "NOTHING GOING FOR ME BUT 'THE LOOK!'" ( / Anglesault )
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Test has "The Look"????? I thougfht we agreed that was Rob Conway Not that you can tell any of them apart these days
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