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For about the last two weeks I've constantly been reinjuring my left ankle. I've had a history of problems with the ankle, having broken it when Iwas younger in a game of soccer. While playing on my Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine, I went for a split, only my ankle decided to stay where it was before. And just a couple of days ago at work, a floor had a cleaning chemical spilled on it and was still quite slippery, so naturely I injure my fool self again. Still swollen and I'm unable to apply any real weight on it, it has caused me to miss a Halloween party and many events wth friends. So either share your injuries or past stories, or laugh at my misfortune.

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Guest Choken One

You deserve it for playing DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

 

Me? I had a slight case of Strep Throat this week.

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I'm just getting over a small (but nasty) case of bronchitis, which included severe coughs and weezing so bad I thought I was having an asthma attack.

 

Oh, and my neck is sore from headbanging last night at Shadows Fall.

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I scratched my middle finger on a cabinet while trying to reach for a peppermint yesterday morning before leaving for school so I could clear my throat. Come on, laugh at me all you want.

 

Edit: I noticed that my post says November 02, which is this morning. What I meant to say was on Friday, I scratched my middle finger on a cabinet while trying to reach for a peppermint yesterday morning before leaving for school so I could clear my throat. I just thought I'd clear up the confusion.

Edited by Raven_Effect01

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I had an epic injury to my left forearm which resulted in 72 staple holes, two frankenstein scars, two plates and nine screws.

 

My right shoulder pops out if a stiff breeze blows, and as a result of the overcompensation, my neck hurts like hell.

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I recently had some sort of pain in my leg that left me barely able to walk, and when i did there was a very noticable limp. I have no idea what caused it, but as mysteriously as it occured it disappeared a day or so ago, so it's all good now.

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I was questionable for last week with a collarbone bruised carrying heavy boxes at work. Fortunately, I made it through (with pain) and should be fine for next week at Cincinnati.

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I was questionable for last week with a collarbone bruised carrying heavy boxes at work. Fortunately, I made it through (with pain) and should be fine for next week at Cincinnati.

Uh you play football for Rhode Island?

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I was questionable for last week with a collarbone bruised carrying heavy boxes at work.  Fortunately, I made it through (with pain) and should be fine for next week at Cincinnati.

Uh you play football for Rhode Island?

I'll answer that when you learn how to use a fucking comma.

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Y'all some injury-prone suckas. Not that I'm much better with my groin strain that I recently obtained. Guess that's what I get for trying to stretch too often after not doing it at all for years.

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Fuck, I hate sleeping on the couch or floor. Fell asleep there last night and my neck felt sore all day.

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Guest JacK

Well, I slipped on a staircase, treading where there was carpet and no stairs, tried to grab the overhang, succeeded for a second, and then lost it, which sent me horizontally landing on the bottom, ass first on the concrete, and back first on the stair, at the same time (I fell from the top of a 10 stair thingy). At first, for like 5 minutes, I thought I was crippled, cause I couldn't move or feel my legs, but it came back. Now I can't sit for more than twenty damn minutes at a time . . . now how the hell are you sposed to study for exams when you cant sit?

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I messed up my back playing football. I played with a bad back for 3 weeks till the end of the season.

 

I went to the doctor and he told me I can't do anything for two weeks. He didn't even tell me what was wrong with it.

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I had one when this topic was first posted, and I was going to mention it, but it has since healed so I am in tip-top condition, suckers!

 

Go limp somewhere...

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This isn't a real injury, but I started off drinking a few Natural Ice's around the house last night then went out and drank Coors Original until 3 in the morning. Yeah, my head is killing me and my stomach isn't right at all today.

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Guest Salacious Crumb

I've almost recovered from an achilles tendon injury from late September.

 

Also the usual with two bad knees. The weather's been a bitch lately and combine that with the achilles injury and I've had trouble walking for the last couple of weeks.

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I have a horrible knee which bothers me the most during moist conditions, and now it's snowy winter...constant pain.

And last night I hit my head on the ground twice incredibly hard.

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I have an ongoing knee problem for about 4 years now. I have to wear a kneebrace whenever I run or do volleyball.

 

I have a strained quad muscle right now. It's not too bad though. Just an annoying pain.

 

I had tendinitous (wow, I don't think that's how you spell that) in both of my shoulders this year, but it's alright now. They get sore after a lot of swimming sometimes, but nothing too bad.

 

I threw out my back recently. Man, swimming with that was a bitch.

 

And finally, yesterday, some 6'2 monster bitch spiked the ball straight on my face. I don't even remember the rest of the set really. I was pretty damn dizzy. And my coach didn't even sub me off! Ah well, it's a funny story to tell at least.

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I have a permanent limp now, since my left leg is slightly shorter than my right leg after I broke it about 4 years ago. The leg bothers me every once in a while, but other than that, I'm fine.

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I have an ongoing knee problem for about 4 years now. I have to wear a kneebrace whenever I run or do volleyball.

Yeah, I've got some shit called 'osgood's shlatters' or something in my left knee...messed up my knee pretty bad. Worst thing is, the 'doc' said it'd be gone in 6 months. Year and a half later, and I still can't play soccer for more than about...ooh...10 minutes without it starting up again.

 

I wear a knee brace for it sometimes...doesn't do a damn bit of difference though which is annoying.

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