rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 All classic threads deserve an "In Review" section...
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Tomko is nothing but a plot device used to further Fertigs character development. He's nothing without his brother. Admit it! WHO DOES HE TEACH THE MEANING TO??! WHO?! WHO>!>!>?!?! NO ONE! NOE NOEN! NOEONE!!!
Slayer Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I think this one was "smarter" because the style reflected content. But Fertig was just straight-up brilliant in it's blatent ripping from film and television to put together a storyline and character deeper than anything in modern-day professional wrestling... all based on a guys name being "Fertig"... And once again, TomKo gets the shaft. Retards get all the love
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 It's jealousy of Fertig that'll eventually make TomCo smother him in his sleep...
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 http://www.hennerjordan.de/savoi/imagessav...avoi/fertig.jpg
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 http://www.hennerjordan.de/savoi/imagessav...avoi/fertig.jpg I wish I understood that...
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Eh, it's just what I found under Fertig.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Wouldn't you find a damp sticky patch under Fertig?
Guest PimpDaddySarp Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 112: "The Problem With Kane: WWE Logic in the 21st Century" by Pat Patterson
Michrome Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 112: How America's tragedy on September 11th wasn't as rough as Vince's fight against the government. (Introduction by Stephanie Mcmahon)
Guest mst3krules Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 90: The proper way to shake Droz' hand and why you don't call him Timmy.
Jobber of the Week Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 All these Vince McMahon is a genius chapters. Although I could honestly believe that since he always takes the same damn premise and makes money off it just by repackaging it.
Cran Da Maniac Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 113: How Bret Hart Destroyed WCW, now with 30% more Bret Hart Blamery. Chapter 114: Hope Bret Hart works for us again.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Why do I always miss these random fits of insanity here?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Seeing as the book is apparently continuing: Chapter 115: Homoeroticism in WWE, and why JR wont let it stop.
Guest Goodear Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 116: Breat Implants and why every woman in the world needs them.
Cran Da Maniac Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 And just for ordering this book today, you get your very own J.R. to English dictionary. Learn the meaning of such phrases as "crazyer then a pet coon" "scalded dog", "government mule" and many more! Order today, don't delay!
Jack_Bauer Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 117 : This book is officially more boring than Triple H. Please close. *closes books*
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 BONUS EPILOGUE~! Mark Henry and 10 year contracts.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 And just for ordering this book today, you get your very own J.R. to English dictionary. Learn the meaning of such phrases as "crazyer then a pet coon" "scalded dog", "government mule" and many more! Order today, don't delay! Plus, you get a free copy of the new Jerry "The King" Lawler pop-up book! 20 pages of breasts, all rendered in glorious papery 3D for when you want to scream out PUPPIES~! at the top of your voice. Act now, before stocks become limited!
TheFranchise Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 118: WWE Logic and why it's 100% opposite from real life logic!
Boner Kawanger Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 119: How the Kliq DIDN'T Go on Strike and Instead Basically Showed Us All the Light Michaels 8:22: How To Market a Gay Stripper as a Christian McMahon 3:16: DON'T CROSS DA BOSS.
TheFranchise Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 120: How to turn incest into a legal wrestling match.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 121: "A-Train...why, let's push him!"
TheFranchise Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Chapter 122: "A-Train...why, let's push him again!"
MooreMark Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 Chapter 123: No A-Train? Mark Henry it is!
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 Chapter 124: Nathan Jones is the next Hogan.
The Czech Republic Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 This manuscript needs to be sent to the editor. (Classics, closed, deleted, ANYTHING)
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 Chapter 125: 50 more things Vince McMahon is better than. Crayons Biology Vinyl Can Vitamin D Moisture X Box The New Star War Films Berlin CDs Tomatoes Cartoons The Clitoris Plugs Shiny Things Humor GTA: Vice City Pneumonia Microphones Socialism Socialising New Fangled Technology Japanese Wrestling Anything Yellow Saturn Coldplay The Philips CDI Stereo Matches LCD Boxes Baseball Noob Saibot Flowers Jurassic Park Limbo Man Made Fabrics Love Swords Manga Plates Demons The Theory Of Gravity Thumbs Puppies Johan Sebastian Bach Latin Dante's Inferno Humming Chris Jericho
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