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I haven't watched RAW that much in the last two months

 

All I remember about their theme is Lemmy singing like, well, Lemmy.

 

Lyrics are an afterthought

Posted

Evolution makes it hurt to pee!

 

 

Also, here's some lyrics done Cena-style:

 

So Evolution is your Listerine?

I'd rather gargle from a latrine!

Orton's getting treated like a holy man

Even though he's green as Dr. Seuss' ham

Please say this is all a bad dream!

Damn it, I want some Dramamine.

Ric Flair needs to just clean their clocks

'Cause compared to him, their all huge *holds up mic*

Guest Anglesault
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Evolution is a cleaning team!

 

Give your windows a shining gleam!

Guest LLSmoothJ
Posted

Evolution's gonna bang Torrie!

They'll pump her up until she screams!

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Evolution should be a job machine

Flair is old and Orton's green

They're destroying history

 

EVOLUTIOOON!

EVOLUTIOOON!

 

Trips is now just unsanitry

Batistas big and has no moves

The smarks hate them is what it proves

Why push someone who doesn't improve?

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

 

Its times like this you see

That your regret to watch WWE

Especially when on the net you can get TNA for free

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

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Odd... I understood it the first time I heard the song.

And that is what makes you better than the common man.

 

Feel any different?

 

UYI

I already knew I was better than the common man.

Posted

Evolution loves jimmy dean...

best damn sausage if you know what i mean....

 

Evolution is what you see...

what you'd rather hear Warrior and Mean Gene?

Guest The Old Me
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All you fucking fags should suck Evolutions dick!!

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted

::pulls out 9MM pistol and shoots this thread::

 

Sorry guys, I had to put her out of her misery.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant

I'll clarify that for you:

 

[backstage after Survivor Series]

Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out.

 

Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine!

Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!.

Orton: I'll just R'ko him.

 

Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in!

 

Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?!

 

Bradshaw gets the baby oil out.

 

Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?!

 

HHH walks in.

 

HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh!

Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better!

HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh!

Bradshaw: That little bitch!

 

Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand.

 

Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt.

Booker T: Sure...

 

As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena.

 

...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant

I'll clarify that for you:

 

[backstage after Survivor Series]

Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out.

 

Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine!

Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!.

Orton: I'll just R'ko him.

 

Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in!

 

Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?!

 

Bradshaw gets the baby oil out.

 

Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?!

 

HHH walks in.

 

HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh!

Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better!

HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh!

Bradshaw: That little bitch!

 

Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand.

 

Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt.

Booker T: Sure...

 

As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena.

 

...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest Barcelona
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Evolution is a Lean Cuisine!

Full of shit that no one eats!

But fools who do, their assholes scream!

Guest Mr. Adam
Posted

Evolution is an anal rapiiiing,

Afterwards it really stiiiings

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