Slayer Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 <puts on dunce cap> I thought we were making general song parodies here, whoops. What's the whole "rhyme with '-een'" thing?
Guest Fook Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Listen to Evolution's theme song, then you'll know.
Slayer Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 I haven't watched RAW that much in the last two months All I remember about their theme is Lemmy singing like, well, Lemmy. Lyrics are an afterthought
Ted the Poster Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Evolution makes it hurt to pee! Also, here's some lyrics done Cena-style: So Evolution is your Listerine? I'd rather gargle from a latrine! Orton's getting treated like a holy man Even though he's green as Dr. Seuss' ham Please say this is all a bad dream! Damn it, I want some Dramamine. Ric Flair needs to just clean their clocks 'Cause compared to him, their all huge *holds up mic*
Guest Anglesault Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Evolution is a cleaning team! Give your windows a shining gleam!
Slayer Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Evolution is like gangrene Your limbs will fall off, you'll lose your spleen
Guest LLSmoothJ Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution's gonna bang Torrie! They'll pump her up until she screams!
Drury37 Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution is like an old sitcom on TV One that stars Mr. T or ALF yelling Willy!!! Thanks.
Adam Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution is run by Alexis Laree From Ohio, where no one sees!
Adam Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution is an assholes dream! If there were Slammys now they'd get one for worst team!
Ultra Violence Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution should be a job machine Flair is old and Orton's green They're destroying history EVOLUTIOOON! EVOLUTIOOON! Trips is now just unsanitry Batistas big and has no moves The smarks hate them is what it proves Why push someone who doesn't improve? EVOLUTIOOOON! EVOLUTIOOOON! Its times like this you see That your regret to watch WWE Especially when on the net you can get TNA for free EVOLUTIOOOON! EVOLUTIOOOON!
The Czech Republic Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 <WWE management walking down street> We love you Evolution, oh yes we do We won't push anyone as much as you When you're not on our screen, we're blue Oh Evolution we love you Ah yes, it's "Bye Bye Batista."
Slayer Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution eats tangerines The juices drip down onto their jeans They suffer from poor hygiene Their extremeties are turning green
Use Your Illusion Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Odd... I understood it the first time I heard the song. And that is what makes you better than the common man. Feel any different? UYI
MrRant Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Odd... I understood it the first time I heard the song. And that is what makes you better than the common man. Feel any different? UYI I already knew I was better than the common man.
Adam Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Geez, then that must make the common man pretty damn bad. j/k.
The Czech Republic Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 This thread really isn't very funny.
Austin3164life Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution dog-piles Stephanieeeeeeee~!
RHR Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Evolution loves jimmy dean... best damn sausage if you know what i mean.... Evolution is what you see... what you'd rather hear Warrior and Mean Gene?
Guest The Old Me Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 All you fucking fags should suck Evolutions dick!!
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 ::pulls out 9MM pistol and shoots this thread:: Sorry guys, I had to put her out of her misery.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!
Ultra Violence Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~! Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~! Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant I'll clarify that for you: [backstage after Survivor Series] Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out. Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine! Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!. Orton: I'll just R'ko him. Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in! Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?! Bradshaw gets the baby oil out. Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?! HHH walks in. HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh! Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better! HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh! Bradshaw: That little bitch! Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand. Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt. Booker T: Sure... As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena. ...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JN News Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~! Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant I'll clarify that for you: [backstage after Survivor Series] Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out. Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine! Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!. Orton: I'll just R'ko him. Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in! Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?! Bradshaw gets the baby oil out. Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?! HHH walks in. HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh! Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better! HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh! Bradshaw: That little bitch! Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand. Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt. Booker T: Sure... As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena. ...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest hebtheeagle Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 EVOLUTION MAKES ME WANNA PEE~!
Guest Barcelona Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Evolution is a Lean Cuisine! Full of shit that no one eats! But fools who do, their assholes scream!
Boner Kawanger Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Evolution is a large poutine Hold the bacon, but not the CHEEEESE Ohhhh, that Evolution Ohhhh, that Evolution
Guest Mr. Adam Posted December 14, 2003 Report Posted December 14, 2003 Evolution is an anal rapiiiing, Afterwards it really stiiiings
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