Swift Terror Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm This web site will tell you your 'personal day of death' and provide you with a handy countdown ticker so you can watch your life tick away, second by second. This site actually cheered me up--I punched in Mikey Moore's stats, and he's due to croak in 2009, that is, if he's a non-smoker. If he smokes he should drop at any second.
Slayer Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 When I first went to this kind of site (back in 1997), it said I had 67 years to live Now it's telling me I have... 67 years to live I'm gonna live forever!
Damaramu Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 June 20, 2069! Whoo....I'll be about 89.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 I got 32 more years left...with the amount of health problems I have that's a larger window than I expected.
DerangedHermit Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Are you going to show us the Hamster Dance while you're at it?
Guest Fook Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=39160
DerangedHermit Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Thank you, Plunderin. Now I can sleep.
Lord of The Curry Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 May 9th, 2057. Go me! Way to ring in the New Year, Canadian Chick.
Damaramu Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Saturday, December 31, 2050 I'm going to outlive CC? She's younger and in better shape. Must be a freak accident.
Sass Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Sunday, March 30, 2050. As long as I get to see the Raiders game on that day, it's fine with me if I kick the bucket.
Ravenbomb Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Saturday, April 24, 2060 I'll be 73, ouch
Cuban Linx Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Done it a million times, but one more can't hurt i guess. * Sunday, March 22, 2037 * Damn it, i can't wait that long.
Guest rawmvp Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 It gave me until Aug. 2, 2081. I'll be 102 yrs. old!!!!
CanadianChick Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Saturday, December 31, 2050 I'm going to outlive CC? She's younger and in better shape. Must be a freak accident. Apparently, being pessimistic has something to do with it. Oh well.
Nevermortal Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 July 25th, 2035. Bring it on, fuckers.
Slayer Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Saturday, December 31, 2050 I'm going to outlive CC? She's younger and in better shape. Must be a freak accident. Apparently, being pessimistic has something to do with it. Oh well. Even the mighty grim reaper cannot hold down a HOSS
Steviekick Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 May 9th, 2057. Go me! Way to ring in the New Year, Canadian Chick. Friday, May 1, 2054. Curry will honor the third anniversary of my death, and then die three days later.
Anakin Flair Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I'll kick it on Saturday, July 3rd, 2038 I'll be about 57 Damn, a family tradition continues as I die right before a holiday.
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Thursday, May 21, 2065, which will leave me feeble and useless at age 79. That's it. I'm going to start smoking. Like a fucking chimney. ...Though, going out on Benoit's birthday is pretty cool. Yeah. I'm satisfied.
Cran Da Maniac Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Sunday, March 30, 2050. As long as I get to see the Raiders game on that day, it's fine with me if I kick the bucket. Hate to be the bearer of bad news Sass, but unless they change the football season, that's well out of the season for Football And I'm going to die on Tuesday, May 11, 2066 at the ripe age of 84
Downhome Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 This thread should become the OAO Pointless Web Sites thread. BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER~!
Cran Da Maniac Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Speaking of Pointless websites....
Lord of The Curry Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 May 9th, 2057. Go me! Way to ring in the New Year, Canadian Chick. Friday, May 1, 2054. Curry will honor the third anniversary of my death, and then die three days later. I'm not sure if I can fit your death anniversery into my tight schedule. There's a long, long list of asshole customers who I want to kick in the nuts before I die.
Steviekick Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 It's OK Curry...as long as it's on the to do list.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Tuesday, October 11, 2078 ... How *the fuck* do I live 20 years longer than you, Curry??
Lord of The Curry Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I'm thinking I eventually smoke myself to death.
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