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That "Milkshake" Song.

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Has anyone else heard this? You would know if you did, because it's so annoyingly catchy after hearing it once, the chorus will get stuck in your head and will never leave for the rest of time. Seriously. Until the sun turns into a red giant and destroys all human life.

 

I'm surpised, however, that a song got so popular on the premise that Kelis is hotter than any woman currently hearing it, and telling each and every one of them that directly.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right its better than yours damn right its better than yours, I would teach you but then I have to charge.

 

I didn't like Milkshake at first, This song has been out for a while but it didn't get over until now. The video is nice, Kelis nice looking, too bad she's marrying Nas. The Neptunes made the beat didn't they?

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And that "You took my heartbeat from me"(not the real name but I can't remember pushed her album to some damn fine sales. Then she disappeared for 4 years.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
^^Actually, she made "I hate you so much" that was funny too.

But was it a chart hit? Under the Sinead O'Conner precedent one hit wonders can have more than one single as long as it isn't a Top 25 charter.

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I actively dislike this song.  Boo.

I hate the new Kelis personality. Who the hell drinks milkshakes? The song should be about starbucks coffee or something current. It's pure pop crap and I hate it. Everything about this song is wrong.

 

Sounds like a sex fetish song to me.

Edited by razazteca

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Guest belgarion
And that "You took my heartbeat from me"(not the real name but I can't remember pushed her album to some damn fine sales. Then she disappeared for 4 years.

for good reason man that song is horrible milkshake man i hate that song some people just aint the music type she needs to go back being nas's wife and chose a different path

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I don't think it's a horrible song, although I don't think I could bump it on a regular or even semi-regular basis. Not enough substance for my liking and the Neptunes look really weak producing a track like that.

 

I think calling Kelis a one-hit wonder is sort of dumb, though, since she's got talent and is now just starting to break out on her own. Her latest album is only partially produced by the Neptunes, while her previous albums were entirely produced by them. This is allowing her to create a lot of different sounds through different producers. She's recently taken up writing her own songs, and by the judgment of Milkshake, that may be a bad thing.

 

Oh and let's not all think that this song's about milkshakes. On the surface, yeah, it seems like it, but as with most hip-hop songs about silly things, there are sexual undertones throughout.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

The song is good. And a video hasn't rocked me like that in a while. It made me want to fuck her badly.

 

erm

 

She's nice lookin'.

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I haven't even heard this song, but would it be fair to say it is the new "Barbie Girl" song?

Um...no. Kelis isn't a novelty act, people. Although her material hasn't always been up to par, she's been around for a while and will certainly last longer than god damn Aqua.

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Oh and let's not all think that this song's about milkshakes. On the surface, yeah, it seems like it, but as with most hip-hop songs about silly things, there are sexual undertones throughout.

You don't say!

 

I downloaded it tonight, played it for my insistent roommate, and deleted it promptly thereafter, ears burned. Begone, Kelis. You sang a nice verse on Andre 3000's album, and I have no further need for you.

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They also seem to believe that this woman that has about 4 albums, is well known throughout the UK before even having her hit album Kalidascope here in the states is some one song, rookie to the music scene.

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1. Milkshake is all about females that---well ya...and it sucks (the song, not the act)

 

2. R&B needs to go more "gothic" (Too many songs are good, but they are done in the wrong context, and that what makes it sucky) I am not saying adding some rock track into it, make it more real. I like some of the direction that Ashanti did in her video "Rain On Me" but what killed it was its retro sounding track and the Lyrics.

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They also seem to believe that this woman that has about 4 albums, is well known throughout the UK before even having her hit album Kalidascope here in the states is some one song, rookie to the music scene.

Kelis needs to go back to the good old days of the Kalidascope. And get better producers damn it. I wondering if the Neptunes just gave her the tracks then ran away or did they attempt to help in the making of Milkshake. To me Milkshake sounds amaturish, where is Puffy when you need him?

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Comparing Kelis is Aqua is like comparing Iron Maiden to Evanescense.

 

You metalheads have no clue.

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To the virgins out there that have/haven't heard the song, Kelis is not talking about actual Milkshakes. Its a good club song and Im for anything that'll get girls on the dance floor. Once I started listening to the lyrics instead of the silly annoying hook, thats when I started liking the song. She's been around for 4 years so and has like 3 albums out (1 platinum) so I wouldn't her compare to Aqua. She's not the typical R&B/pop singer so its hard for her to get over. I think she's talented but inconsistent thou.

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Guest Evolution

She's talking about her personality, right? Her gleaming sexy personality?

 

Well, I've narrowed it down to either that or vaginal goo.

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