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Happy Birthday Agent Of Oblivion


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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I had a faceful of tits the entire evening, only to conclude the night by getting totally fucked on everything not named "alcohol" that I could find. It pays to work with gorgeous nubile blond strip club fanatics. Literally.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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It must suck to have your B-day on New Year's Day. X-mas and the birthday so close (unless you get 2x the presents).

These days it's not so bad, but when I was growing up, it was combination presents out the ass. My family was po'.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Happy birthday. I'm late cause I was too busy fucking triplets while on crystal meth.

Did you really? Good show.

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