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[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

From that Canadian dude who didn't know how sigs worked:

 

A Question if you will...?, Jun 16 2002, 07:37 PM   

 

est. 1980

 

 

Group: Members

Posts: 3153

Joined: 15-April 02

 

Sorry to bother you, but I couldnt help notice the huge-ass pic in your signature. Its cool and all, but I'm not sure who it is, nor does it really matter. My question is, how do you put a pic in your sig?? I've fooled around with it a few times but can't figure it out. And since you have such a large noticable pic in yours, I figured I'd ask you..

 

thanks!

Bif

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Mine is from caboose, and isn't particularly interesting at all.

 

Your new sig is cool, on par with yesterdays one.

 

You live in Australia do you not?

 

T'was back in my Respect The 'Taker days.

 

UYI

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Give us a date.

 

Plus, I'm not concerned if the pms are interesting or not.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Re:Avatar/Title, Jan 8 2004, 02:58 PM

<<<<<

 

How 'bout this?

 

I was also thinking about some of the following:

 

[pic of Yoda]  and either "Mine, mine, or I will help you not" or "How you get so big, eating food of this kind?"

 

[pic of Han Solo]  and either "And I thought...they smelled bad...on the OUTSIDE" or "He's the brains, sweetheart" or "Yes, I'll bet you have ::BANG::"

 

 

The second Yoda one rules, the current one rules too, but if you could get Han with "Who's scruffy looking?" that'd be just that much cooler than the current.

 

Believe it or not, I was actually going to suggest the one you have now.

 

+-> Patrick

 

I tend to delete PM's. I also tend to not get many. Thus, I only go back to January of this year.

 

Oh, yeah, it was from Kotz.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

That PM from caboose was sent to me on July 1st, 2002.

 

UYI

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

There's a few I wish I had saved--like the one where Downhome asked if I actually disliked him.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

You remember when you posted it on the old Smarksboard as a joke on some troll?  It started out

 

::screen opens to show Nash sitting on the couch in his underwear, with a wifebeater shirt on and a beer in his hand.

 

You should post it again in the NHB thread or something.  Bring back some memories.

 

From Alfdogg, June 3rd, 2002.

 

Oh, and it was titled "Kevin Nash Desire Video".

[Guest T®ITEC]

Re:Booker's Navel

You get 564 Regal waves and a European uppercut.

 

I can't believe Booker told Hogan to read Nostradamus!

 

From Bob Barron on 29 Sept. 2002. I sent him a soundfile of Booker T calling Hogan "nigga", or was it "nugga"? Anyway, the joke evolved from there.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

june 25, 2003

 

Hey, you posted a pic in NHB where a banana flashes his genetalia quickly.  I changed it to a link...because nudity isn't allowed. 

 

Yes, I know it's not a real person, but still, I've got to keep this site work safe.  Please keep that in mind. 

 

Dames

[Guest Choken One]

i deleted most...this is the oldest...going to back to december...

 

 

 

 

 

As TSM's other hige LOA mark, I was curous as to whether or not you picked up the live album that was recently released. I haven't had the chance to purchase it, and if ANYONE could tell me if it's good, it'd be you.

 

B. Brian

[Kardo 0]

Re:FTP Addy, Jul 17 2002, 12:47 PM

 

TigerDriver91

Group: Members

Posts: 39

Joined: 3-April 02

 

65.30.101.35

 

Use it through Hotline

[justsoyouknow 0]

Hey dude, I just got in. Are you still having problems with your name?

 

Chris

 

Zack Malibu, from December 24th

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I think mine is winning so far.

[Gert T 0]

My last one was from KKK, reminding my dumb ass to turn in my football picks.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Sep 11 2003, 03:00 PM   

 

Man, we hardly ever see eye to eye but I HAVE to give you credit for your shot at The New Me. As a guy who loves to piss others off, I am envious of that harsh, yet truthful, comment to him. Good job.

 

-Bank 

 

If you couldn't tell, that was from Banky, in reference to my comment towards the New Me in (I believe) the most disgusting personality thread that recently got bumped.

[Styles 0]

From: The #1 MST3K Mark

Title: WEBSITE HELP!!!!!, Aug 5 2002, 10:26 PM

Hey how are you? This is Scott Keith's Biggest Fan from the Smart Marks board. I have created my own website at http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/wrestl...olic/Page1.html and need help with it. So, I need ppv reviewers and column writers. Wanna be one of those? Please respond back ASAP.

 

Thanks

 

.....

 

Facsinating.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

how bout u fite me than u poser

 

It's my only saved PM, for good reason.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

how bout u fite me than u poser

 

It's my only saved PM, for good reason.

Oh man. He managed to spell 'subliminal' and 'animal' though. Curious.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He's got a cult following.

[caboose 0]

That PM from caboose was sent to me on July 1st, 2002.

 

UYI

It worries me that I've been posting on this board that long.

 

::looks at member join date::

 

HOLY FUCK! Over 2 years!

 

I've wasted my life...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Drat, I just deleted a bunch of PMs this morning.

 

I was going to put something like "Rant told me the following three months ago":

 

So, how do you think we can get rid of all the blacks and Jews on this board?

 

But thought against it...

[Youth N Asia 0]

Damn, I just deleted mine a few days ago. Mine was some dude replying that he liked my Z-Barr sig.

[Papacita 0]

My first PM was from like Alfdogg or somebody. Something about Chyna. It was random as hell.

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

Sep 11 2003, 03:00 PM    

 

Man, we hardly ever see eye to eye but I HAVE to give you credit for your shot at The New Me. As a guy who loves to piss others off, I am envious of that harsh, yet truthful, comment to him. Good job.

 

-Bank 

 

If you couldn't tell, that was from Banky, in reference to my comment towards the New Me in (I believe) the most disgusting personality thread that recently got bumped.

That one was unbelievable. FUCK Prince Paul.

[alfdogg 0]

From Sandman:

 

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[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Definitely totally heartless. I think we all praised Bruiser on that day.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I have one from subliminal_animal under this account:

 

Personal Message

subliminal_animal Name, Mar 26 2003, 04:41 PM   

 

subliminal_animal Vs. Opposite Day Gone Backwards

 

 

Group: Members

Posts: 1136

Joined: 23-September 02

 

Why did you change your name? "Incandenza" was brilliant!

 

He knew the score.

[Nevermortal 0]

Great sig--is that from Family Guy, or was it the Simpsons?

 

Ahhh..Sid is always good for a laugh.

 

- AndrewTS

 

4.28.03

[TheFranchise 0]

*mwah*

 

hey hey gorgeous

 

Bored at work, thought i'd email you until i remembered i dont know your email from heart, so i came on here and pm'd you instead

 

And i want that picture of you winking for me

 

love adam xx

 

My dear, i just e-mailed you. i'll work on the picture.

 

*edited to hide email* yes it's a horrible surname.

 

 

From WJM, July of last year.

 

Jesus, i've been here since 2002 as well..

 

I really HAVE wasted my life... You're not alone Caboose.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Febuary 11th (The day I joined), 2002

 

From: Xkillergonahitemup

 

ur a fag