the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 (edited) The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN! LIVE MONDAY, MAY 24TH FROM SOLD OUT GENERAL MOTORS PLACE IN VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA! (Special new time! 7pm PCT, 10pm EST; check local listings) MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT Nathaniel Kibagami© vs "Deathwish" Danny Williams Rules: Standard singles match Word Limit: 6500 Send To: Suicide King SUBMISSION MATCH BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH TWO OF FIVE Dace Night vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher Rules: Submissions are all that matter. First one to quit loses. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Thoth LADDER MATCH ICTV TITLE BOUT Toxxic© vs Janus Rules: The title is suspended 18ft. or so above the ring. First one to remove it wins. Yes, I'm serious about this. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: realitycheck TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© vs The Wayward Sons Rules: Standard tag match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Ace Lezaire Rules: Cruiserweight rules. Word Limit: 4750 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH Ryan Dustin vs "The Notorious" John Duran Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: realitycheck FATAL FOUR WAY HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Crow vs Insane Luchador vs Aecas vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Rules: None. Well, okay, one. First pin wins. Word Limit: 4750 Send To: chirs3 (Note: No bold or match description -- I wanted to get this up ASAP. I'll add them in later. I can't extend the due-date on this a day, unfortunately (It would reduce Storm's writing time to three days), but I can lengthen the due time. If I don't hear from TNT by Saturday, the marker for the main event will change) Edited May 24, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Hey, I'M the number one contender to the Cruiserweight Title! ::pouts:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Quick booking forgotten, this card is fucking stacked. That's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Sorry dude, should have said something before, but I need off for this show... I have to write the BWF PPV this weekend and I'm not gonna have any time to write an extra match for SWF as well... sorry. If anything, just leave me in the card and I'll no show. Sorry about the late notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 If Blazenwing can't write, I'd be more than happy to step in his place. Or stick me on comenntary for a match maybe. Seriously. It's that, or I squash five random jobbers and possibly the Eel in a gauntlet match...because I've done so much revision recently that I need an escape of some sort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Booked agian... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Ah, shit, Sly. I forgot about your request for time off... did you PM me with that? I don't see anything right now, but it might have been a while ago and I deleted it... Anyway, I'm going to edit the opener and the hardcore title match to accomidate everyone. Give me a minute. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 At least this match involves me hauling my carcass around instead of Janus'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 At least this match involves me hauling my carcass around instead of Janus'! *cries unfair advantage* *drops Toxxic on his head and gets the belt anyway* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 *cracks knuckles* Oh yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 Cheers Z. Now watch me get destroyed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted May 21, 2004 I'm going to have to no show this one, and I won't be available for the next two shows either so I'll try and get PM's out soon as a definite reminder. So with that said the next show I'll be bookable for is Battleground. Sorry for the inconvienience all but I really am beginning to badly slow down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 I think you mean 13th Hour, Aec. just saying is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted May 22, 2004 Yes I do mean that. *takes brain back out of sponge bag* Please don;t book me till 13th hour was what I was supposed to say Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2004 Don't worry Aec... ...I've been calling it 11th Hour for the past month. In other news...I've successfully wrote the least hardcore hardcore match of the year. But it has a good story. That'll be sent eventually... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2004 Don't worry Landon, at least you have a match going. I'm going a baby step past WWE hardcore, maybe, instead of "gorecore" so yours might beat mine with hardcore goodness. Good card, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Please note that the main event marker has changed, as TNT is still nowhere to be found. And I guess I won't be adding any descriptions or boldness to this card after all. Aheh. Whoops. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JST 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Silent's the champ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Yes. The second title change since the last PPV, and with little fuss or fanfare. He beat me for a Title match, then won it. If the SWF was real our ratings would be through the roof with all the decent shit that happens on free-to-air TV. The PPVs would bomb, mind you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 PPVs...bomb? Like that'd happen. We just get even more extra for the PPVs. And like there's any other promotion in North American in SWF land anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 PPVs...bomb? Like that'd happen. We just get even more extra for the PPVs. And like there's any other promotion in North American in SWF land anyway. Well, there's the OAOAST...but they're kinda like our WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 PPVs...bomb? Like that'd happen. We just get even more extra for the PPVs. And like there's any other promotion in North American in SWF land anyway. Well, there's the OAOAST...but they're kinda like our WCW. You're so going to hell for that, dude. Plus, WCW didn't have main events like the one I just wrote *cheap plug*. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 PPVs...bomb? Like that'd happen. We just get even more extra for the PPVs. And like there's any other promotion in North American in SWF land anyway. Well, there's the OAOAST...but they're kinda like our WCW. You're so going to hell for that, dude. Plus, WCW didn't have main events like the one I just wrote *cheap plug*. Zack any main event you do over there is great stuff for a read. *cheap mark out* Well, hopefully tonight's show will be a great one for SWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Indeed. I still read the stuff over there semi-regularly, and you're still doing a great job between you. But you're still our WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Actually, I always kind of assumed that WWE existed in SWFLand. It makes more things make sense. And, with the right money behind the effort, I think apromotion closely modeled on ours could get over. Of course, we'd need our own network... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Okay, so all we need now is for one of us to get rich... :: spins wheel :: Looks like it's going to be Strangler. So, stop dicking around and get rich already... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 OMGZ~! WC LIVES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Okay, so all we need now is for one of us to get rich... :: spins wheel :: Looks like it's going to be Strangler. So, stop dicking around and get rich already... HEY! I'm the one that has nothing to lose and everything to gain! It has to be me that gets rich. Besides, I'm a push over anyways. It'd be better for a pushover to be a boss. You'd get away with more that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 *Pushes Flik Over* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Thanks Z. I look forward to being yelled at by Danny and Silent now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
