TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) SWF LOCKDOWN! From the scenic Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota! Due: Wednesday, June 2, at 7 PM EST Send To: 5_moves_of_doom A note: I'm off to see a movie pretty much now. I'll edit in match descriptions when I get back, or Z can do it when he shows up. Markers will be edited in at some point as well. Right now, I just wanted to get a card up for you guys. And you can thank Dace for the four-corners stip. Enjoy! MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH Janus/Landon Maddix vs. Danny Williams/Alan Clark Rules: Basic tag match, but because I’m different, I’ve chopped off the tag ropes. You are FREED! Word Count: 6000 Send To: realitycheck BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES UWF-i POINTS SYSTEM MATCH Dace Night (2) vs. Tom Flesher (1) Rules: This has been announced at the fourth match in the series: Points will be awarded for various forms of take downs and throws. First to 15, or a KO/Submissions wins Word Count: 5500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom ENDLESS FOUR CORNERS MATCH The Masked Man vs. Ryan Dustin vs. Tryst vs. Jimmy Liston Rules: Elimination-style match. However, when someone is eliminated by pinfall or submission, they are not sent to the back. Instead, they stay in the match and can cause as much, or as little, havoc as possible. When they are eliminated, the rules no longer apply. When still an active participant, DQ and countout are in effect. Word Count: 5000 Send To: Thoth RETURN SINGLES MATCH Munich vs. David Blazenwing RULES: Straight singles match. Word Count: 4000 Send To: realitycheck TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE ICTV TITLE Ace Lezaire vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Johnny Dangerous Rules: Triangle rules. First pinfall/submission wins. DQ in effect, countout is not. Word Count: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH John Duran vs. Todd Cortez RULES: Straight singles match. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Suicide King HARDCORE MATCH Toxxic vs. Insane Luchadore RULES: Standard hardcore “rules”. Pins count anywhere, no DQ, no countout. Word Count: 4750 Send To: Suicide King SINGLES MATCH Jacob Helmsley vs. Austin Sly Rules: Straight singles match Word Count: 3999 (just so it’s the shortest) Send To: chirs3 Edited May 30, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 You know... I hate to bitch about anything, but why bother with a contendership match. I'm still the USJL #1 contender since March. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Clark? You better be selling the effects of the Rage Unleashed this show, boyee. *goes to bed as it's 4:45am* Maddix? Buddy? Pal? Care to start the match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Dace stole the stip from Fire Pro! He deserves no credit! Janus...consider it started. Eventually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Actually, I didn't Maddix. Kibagami suggested it. It's from the UWF-i fed. Which is a worked shoot fed IIRC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Well... ...then Fire Pro stole it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 TWO things. First thing: We go from Edmonton to Minnesota? I know it is a week, but yikes. That's a large jump in area. Thought we'd at least hit Calgary before heading down that way. Thought we were starting a Canadian wide tour (since we were in Vancouver before). Second thing: I guess I'll just play cards in the back for this coming show instead of having a match, since I'm not on the card. No, don't change anything just to accomedate me, TBS. I can live without a match for one show. Maybe I'll do something constructive with the time I have. Like, write. Or something. ... oh ... ONE MORE THING: I really like that strip for the Four Corner Match. ... oh ... ONE MORE THING: Dangerous, don't complain and get another contendership. More contenderships, means sooner or later, you'll get like a ton of Gold on you. ... oh ... ONE LAST THING: This show looks good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 A UWF-i style match in the SWF? Fucking rock the fuck on! Dace, Tom, just remember, if you help your opponent lift you up in any way, Akira Maeda will come to your house and beat the everloving shit out of you. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 We're just using the points system. I dunno if I could write a real shoot one well enough. But we'll probably be making it more real, so the moves are hard to pull off. Some how. Oh and Maddix, if you where on about the Endless Four Corners match (I thought you where on about the points match) Yes I did steal it form Fire Pro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Oh and Maddix, if you where on about the Endless Four Corners match (I thought you where on about the points match) Yes I did steal it form Fire Pro. Uh, yeah, I was...so...AH HA! And stuff... Well, while I'm here...Janus, am I cool to use you in a promo during the show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 He's already gone to bed man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Masked Man can go INSANE~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I call promo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 A few things: Johnny, I don't book this fed regularly. The document I had has no contenders for any of the belts. Therefore, I booked a way to create a contender. I threw you in there since you were Cruiser champ and I had nothing else to do with you. Don't complain about getting shots, and if it's something not pertaining to this card and this card only, complain to Z, as he's the one who would handle all such matters. Flik, you're Edward James, correct? I was told not to book you by Z. There may have been a miscommunication there, but since your life seems to be pretty hectic right now, enjoy having the card off, and maybe type up a promo if you have the time. Also, I didn't know where the last show was. I just did what I always did back in the day and book a random arena. Minnesota is fairly close to Edmonton, though, so I guess I got fairly lucky (and it's better than where it was originally going to be: Los Angeles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Yeah guys. All of your complaints should be directed toward Z. Leave Strangler alone, that big lug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) Flik, you're Edward James, correct? I was told not to book you by Z. There may have been a miscommunication there, but since your life seems to be pretty hectic right now, enjoy having the card off, and maybe type up a promo if you have the time. No, I totally understood and figured that I would be left off the show for a personal reason, so no biggy. Just making fun of the fact that maybe since I'm not actually ON the card, I might actually get something IN. Murphy's Law seems to reek havoc in my time with SWF. Although, this being singles matches only. For some reason, this stupidity of Murphy's Law has yet to stop me in tag matches. Go figure that one out. But yeah, I think I've got a few hours in the next week to spare on a promo. Shouldn't be a problem. *Totally Choko's post from here. Hey~! I'm ju-! (thwappy with the HAMMY)* Butty Kingy! Itty be no funny iffy Dory canny notty picky onny Strangy. Dory needy picky onny sommy one to feely bettery! Edited May 29, 2004 by Lightning Flik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 HARDCORE MATCH Toxxic vs. Insane Luchadore RULES: Standard hardcore “rules”. Pins count anywhere, no DQ, no countout. Word Count: 4750 Strangler, you fucking ROCK. This is JUST what I needed. Well IL, guess it's time to break out the Hardcore goodness again. See if you can get revenge for the All-Show Brawl... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Well IL, guess it's time to break out the Hardcore goodness again. See if you can get revenge for the All-Show Brawl... ...I can't- bbbuuuuttt... *Casually slips back into Dace's locker room* VVVRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Good luck to all and nice card, I must admit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Alrighty... Makers and the proper show poster (TNT, who is now back with us) have been edited in. TAKE HEED~! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Yay for Z fixing things Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 I mark for Munich's return and the high standard of a Strangler card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Uh, yeah, I was...so...AH HA! And stuff... Well, while I'm here...Janus, am I cool to use you in a promo during the show? Feel free. *falls asleep again* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2004 GOD DAMNIT GUYS... I'M NOT ACTIVE. Jeeze... Please stop booking me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2004 Free win! If I write. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Geh, my PM box has filled up like 9 times in the last month. I'm going to do a mega-overload emptying of it. Anyhow, it's pretty late, and I just finished schoolwork and whatnot... the show will go up soon, hopefully, but... not right away. Just give it time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Does this mean we get more time to write Smarkdown then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Does this mean we get more time to write Smarkdown then? No no. The card WILL be up TONIGHT. Just not for a while. In fact, I believe I might post the show right now sans Tom/Dace (which I procrastinated in marking... I actually just forgot it was Wednesday,) finish marking Tom/Dace, edit that in, and then try to get the card up as much as possible. If it's getting to be too late, I'll post it without descriptions just to get it up and then edit descriptions in tomorrow. So long as a card gets up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Your fine, TNT. I was just starting to worry that you fell off that cliff again or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites