Guest Suicide King Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 As vaguely inspired by the Leon Sharpe thread... Pick a wrestler/athlete/actor to play your SWF Wrestler in our very own Ready To Rumble! The only rule is that you can't pick someone who has already been claimed. I will wait to pick mine because I am positive that my top three choices will be picked by someone else.
hhh6294 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 If you include Jacob, I think Johnny Depp would make a good psycho.
Ced Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 William Hung. Dance, sucka! Seriously, Dante Basco. His biggest movie is friggin' Biker Boyz, but he wins since he's Filipino.
Dace59 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 I think Necrobutcher from Mayhem could make a decent Dace Night. I've got no ideas other than that. I've never really seen anyone to model Dace after.
Guest Suicide King Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 Well, with a name like Necrobutcher it's clear he has that air of ambience that Dace brings to mind.
janusd Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me.
Guest Suicide King Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 Perhaps some sort of muppet, Janus?
hhh6294 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 lol.. I can see it now... GONZO, THE NEW SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
janusd Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 Bloody hell, I walked right into that. Y'all are assholes.
Guest Suicide King Posted July 10, 2004 Report Posted July 10, 2004 Well, I waited awhile, but now I claim my wrestling alter ego! Jericho. Because we went heel at the exact same time, and our brains are connected to the universal heel database. And we rock the blonde mane hard.
Toxxic Posted July 10, 2004 Report Posted July 10, 2004 I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me. What about Mel Gibson, increased in size like the Hobbits were shrunk in Lord of the Rings? As for Toxxic - well, if Jason Statham grew his hair out, dyed it black, spiked it and wore eyeliner and nail varnish... he could do it. The accent wouldn't be right, but hey. It's not like I write Toxxic doing a REAL Nottingham accent or he'd be virtually unintelligible. Eh oop, mi duck!
Guest Tonights Highlite Posted July 11, 2004 Report Posted July 11, 2004 Robert Downey Jr. with dyed hair and less coke in his system. He'd be quite on the level of Ryan's drunkeness
A Happy Medium Posted July 11, 2004 Report Posted July 11, 2004 For Munich..give me a built up Vince Vaughn. That could work..yep.
Guest TheAntipop Posted July 11, 2004 Report Posted July 11, 2004 I've always thoughts of myself as the SWF's Brian Dennehy.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 11, 2004 Report Posted July 11, 2004 Hugh Jackman... Th man who plays Wolverine can have a shot at JD.
Guest Horse hockey! Posted July 11, 2004 Report Posted July 11, 2004 For Sean, I'd cast Michael Clarke Duncan, but with some plastic surgery for his face. I imagine Chris Tucker as Marcus.
WrestlingDeacon Posted July 15, 2004 Report Posted July 15, 2004 If we're talking muppets for Janus it has to be Sweetums. We all know Frost is Ivan Drago, so get a time machine to get buff, young Dolph Lundgren.
TheBostonStrangler Posted July 17, 2004 Report Posted July 17, 2004 Someone should slap a beard and a wig on Vin Diesel and make him into Strangler.
Crowe Posted July 18, 2004 Report Posted July 18, 2004 If you include Jacob, I think Johnny Depp would make a good psycho. You fucking bastard. Depp is Crow, no arguments.
HVilleThugg Posted July 19, 2004 Report Posted July 19, 2004 I'm game...although, it's pretty obvious... Warren Sapp as HVT (perhaps on some sort of growth hormones).
hhh6294 Posted July 20, 2004 Report Posted July 20, 2004 If you include Jacob, I think Johnny Depp would make a good psycho. You fucking bastard. Depp is Crow, no arguments. I called it first bitch.
Ace309 Posted July 28, 2004 Report Posted July 28, 2004 Drew Carey with a putty neck. A younger, slimmer Bruce Baumgartner. Kurt Angle. But my #1 choice? Dean Malenko, with a hairpiece.
Sly Posted July 28, 2004 Report Posted July 28, 2004 I always pictured Crow as more of a Keanu Reeves type of character.
Vasarian_Brandy Posted July 28, 2004 Report Posted July 28, 2004 Heh... Here's one for you old-timers... How about Halle Berry as Mistress Sarah?
Dace59 Posted July 28, 2004 Report Posted July 28, 2004 I didn't think Mistress Sarah was an ugly dog?
Guest Ghetto Bird Posted July 28, 2004 Report Posted July 28, 2004 The fuck? I can understand not finding Halle Berry attractive; that's all about personal taste... but, anybody who thinks she's an "ugly dog" should have his balls surgically removed...
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