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Guest Suicide King
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As vaguely inspired by the Leon Sharpe thread...

 

Pick a wrestler/athlete/actor to play your SWF Wrestler in our very own Ready To Rumble! The only rule is that you can't pick someone who has already been claimed. I will wait to pick mine because I am positive that my top three choices will be picked by someone else.

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I think Necrobutcher from Mayhem could make a decent Dace Night. I've got no ideas other than that. I've never really seen anyone to model Dace after.

Guest Suicide King
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Well, with a name like Necrobutcher it's clear he has that air of ambience that Dace brings to mind. ;)

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I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me.

Guest Suicide King
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Perhaps some sort of muppet, Janus?

Guest Suicide King
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Well, I waited awhile, but now I claim my wrestling alter ego!

 

Jericho.

 

Because we went heel at the exact same time, and our brains are connected to the universal heel database. And we rock the blonde mane hard.

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I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me.

What about Mel Gibson, increased in size like the Hobbits were shrunk in Lord of the Rings? ;)

 

 

As for Toxxic - well, if Jason Statham grew his hair out, dyed it black, spiked it and wore eyeliner and nail varnish... he could do it. The accent wouldn't be right, but hey. It's not like I write Toxxic doing a REAL Nottingham accent or he'd be virtually unintelligible.

 

Eh oop, mi duck!

Guest Tonights Highlite
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Robert Downey Jr. with dyed hair and less coke in his system. He'd be quite on the level of Ryan's drunkeness

Guest TheAntipop
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I've always thoughts of myself as the SWF's Brian Dennehy.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
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Hugh Jackman...

 

 

Th man who plays Wolverine can have a shot at JD.

Guest Horse hockey!
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For Sean, I'd cast Michael Clarke Duncan, but with some plastic surgery for his face.

 

I imagine Chris Tucker as Marcus.

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Heh... Here's one for you old-timers...

 

How about Halle Berry as Mistress Sarah?

Guest Ghetto Bird
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The fuck?

 

I can understand not finding Halle Berry attractive; that's all about personal taste... but, anybody who thinks she's an "ugly dog" should have his balls surgically removed...

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