Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 9, 2004 As vaguely inspired by the Leon Sharpe thread... Pick a wrestler/athlete/actor to play your SWF Wrestler in our very own Ready To Rumble! The only rule is that you can't pick someone who has already been claimed. I will wait to pick mine because I am positive that my top three choices will be picked by someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 If you include Jacob, I think Johnny Depp would make a good psycho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 William Hung. Dance, sucka! Seriously, Dante Basco. His biggest movie is friggin' Biker Boyz, but he wins since he's Filipino. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 I think Necrobutcher from Mayhem could make a decent Dace Night. I've got no ideas other than that. I've never really seen anyone to model Dace after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Well, with a name like Necrobutcher it's clear he has that air of ambience that Dace brings to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Perhaps some sort of muppet, Janus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 lol.. I can see it now... GONZO, THE NEW SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Bloody hell, I walked right into that. Y'all are assholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Kevin Durand is Leon Sharpe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Well, I waited awhile, but now I claim my wrestling alter ego! Jericho. Because we went heel at the exact same time, and our brains are connected to the universal heel database. And we rock the blonde mane hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me. What about Mel Gibson, increased in size like the Hobbits were shrunk in Lord of the Rings? As for Toxxic - well, if Jason Statham grew his hair out, dyed it black, spiked it and wore eyeliner and nail varnish... he could do it. The accent wouldn't be right, but hey. It's not like I write Toxxic doing a REAL Nottingham accent or he'd be virtually unintelligible. Eh oop, mi duck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tonights Highlite Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Robert Downey Jr. with dyed hair and less coke in his system. He'd be quite on the level of Ryan's drunkeness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 For Munich..give me a built up Vince Vaughn. That could work..yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I've always thoughts of myself as the SWF's Brian Dennehy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Hugh Jackman... Th man who plays Wolverine can have a shot at JD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Horse hockey! Report post Posted July 11, 2004 For Sean, I'd cast Michael Clarke Duncan, but with some plastic surgery for his face. I imagine Chris Tucker as Marcus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2004 If we're talking muppets for Janus it has to be Sweetums. We all know Frost is Ivan Drago, so get a time machine to get buff, young Dolph Lundgren. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2004 Someone should slap a beard and a wig on Vin Diesel and make him into Strangler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 If you include Jacob, I think Johnny Depp would make a good psycho. You fucking bastard. Depp is Crow, no arguments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 I'm game...although, it's pretty obvious... Warren Sapp as HVT (perhaps on some sort of growth hormones). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2004 If you include Jacob, I think Johnny Depp would make a good psycho. You fucking bastard. Depp is Crow, no arguments. I called it first bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 I called it a long time ago, whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Drew Carey with a putty neck. A younger, slimmer Bruce Baumgartner. Kurt Angle. But my #1 choice? Dean Malenko, with a hairpiece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 I always pictured Crow as more of a Keanu Reeves type of character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Now that's just mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Heh... Here's one for you old-timers... How about Halle Berry as Mistress Sarah? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 I didn't think Mistress Sarah was an ugly dog? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted July 28, 2004 The fuck? I can understand not finding Halle Berry attractive; that's all about personal taste... but, anybody who thinks she's an "ugly dog" should have his balls surgically removed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
