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Ssssh,

Now be very, very quiet,

I'm hunting rabbit right now, ha ha ha ha,

Yeah.

 

Clap your hands to the beat,

Everybody just,

Clap your hands to the beat,

Alright fuzz face,

Let's see what you're made of.

 

Who got bugs bunny money?

I've give you some time,

To give more carrots every time I rhyme,

Can a mouse write this?

Does he have long furry ears like this?

Can he make hits like this? (ha ha ha ha)

Nope, it's like Jordan at the Plate,

You're likely to miss.

 

Warner Brothers ain't got bank cheap countin',

Rule from here to The Moron Mountain,

Here's the game plan,

Listen up Toon squad,

Number one objective,

Beat the Monstars,

Shouldn't be hard,

Them guys ain't too smart,

But to be sure snatched Jordan playin' Golf,

Even though he tends to be a ball hog.

 

Hey Michael,

Over here superstar.

Who says the bunny can't play above the rim?

Wait till they get a load of me. That's buggin.

 

Who says the bunny can't rock,

You're buggin',

If Bugs don't make ya hop,

You're buggin',

Think the space jam gonna stop,

You're buggin',

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

Who says the bunny can't jam,

You're buggin',

If you all don't know who I am,

You're buggin',

Bugs ain't the coolest in the land,

You're buggin,

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

Got a girlfriend Lola,

She's a fox,

Ain't no bunny like the one I've got, (that's true),

He he he heee, what's up doc?

Bugs got more props than the Warner Brother's lot,

More money than any rapper's voice,

FSince day one his and hers fur,

Like Trump's wife,

Up to my ears in carrots,

Not even the barber can fade da rabbit.

 

See, it's all-good,

Cause Bugs got props,

I'm a bunny right,

All we do is Hip Hop,

Get around, (aha)

Under ground, (aha)

Keep it real,

How you like me now?

 

The bunny got flow,

For One He got dough,

On top of the world,

Me and my honey Lo,

So from now and till the record stops, (what?)

You guys can bank, hit, bounce,

Or do the bunny hop.

 

Who says the bunny can't rock,

You're buggin',

If Bugs don't make you hop,

You're buggin',

Think the space jam gonna stop,

You're buggin',

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

Who says the bunny can't jam,

You're buggin',

If you'll don't know who I am,

You're buggin',

Bugs ain't the coolest in the land,

You're buggin,

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

Aaaah, what more can I say?

I'm the coolest rabbit,

Doc holiday,

I'll be your huckle bunny,

Unmatched wit,

I'm toola git, toola git to quit,

Beat Swack Hammer,

Hey, what's his gimmick?

Try to rule the world and everything in it,

Run with the Toon Stars,

Show us love,

Peace to Lola, Daffy, Elmer Fod,

The Road Runner, drop a dust storm,

Peace to Wiley Coyote,

And Fog Leg Horn,

Sylvester, Tweety, the rest of the gang, (that's right),

On three the Toon Squad got the best game,

And after it's over we'll need a plan,

What type of Mickey Mouse organization goes to Disney Land?

Bugs for president,

When I got your vote,

Time to cue porky,

That's all folks.

 

Who says the bunny can't rock,

You're buggin',

If Bugs don't make you hop,

You're buggin',

Think the space jam gonna stop,

You're buggin',

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

Who says the bunny can't jam,

You're buggin',

If you'll don't know who I am,

You're buggin',

Bugs ain't the coolest in the land,

You're buggin,

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

Who says the bunny can't rhyme,

You're buggin',

If Bugs don't make you hop,

You're buggin',

Think the space jam gonna stop

You're buggin',

Yeah, we only buggin'.

 

So long Screwey,

See you in St. Louis,

Been there, done that,

Got the T-Shirt,

I'm the only bunny that's still goin',

know what I'm sayin'?

I'm out.

 

That's enough for that,

Come down selecter,

Rewind,

I thought I told you that we won't stop,

I thought I told you that we won't stop,

I thought I told you that we wont?

Wait a minute, we're stoppin',

What is this?

Oh, so that's what's goin' on here.

Let's all diss the duck.

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Way to post the lyrics to the most embarrassingly awful and unfunny gimmick song ever written.

 

EDIT: I didn't even realize that this was the guilty pleasure thread. I thought it was the 'What Are You Listening To Right Now?' thread. My mistake, carry on.

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As disliked as they are on this site, I think New Found Glory are pretty good. And I love Bowling For Soup. And I like a lot of emo (Jimmy Eat World, the Promise Ring, Finch, although strangely I can't stand Dashboard). Fuck it, I even own both Good Charlotte albums, and I like them both.

I almost never bothered never checking out Jimmy Eat World based on snobby assumptions but listening to the Clarity album made me glad I did.

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My guilty pleasure is "Scatman," but I don't feel guilty for loving the awesomeness of that song.

I like Scatman Crothers in general.

 

Nobody should feel guilty for liking Scatman though.

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My guilty pleasure is "Scatman," but I don't feel guilty for loving the awesomeness of that song.

I like Scatman Crothers in general.

 

Nobody should feel guilty for liking Scatman though.

I think we're thinking of different Scatman's. I'm thinking Scatman John, and unless his last name is Crothers...yeah. SKI-BA-BOP-BA-DO-BOP.

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Jimmy Eat World is just a great band. People just tend to shit on that kind of music as a whole. And for what it is Dashboard can be pretty good at times. And while I'm not that big on Yellowcard, they put on a high energy show.

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Lately i've been listening to some Jamiroquai

Nothing wrong with that. Jamiroquai were awesome, and it's a pity they're only remembered for "Virtual Insanity" (even though they have plenty of better songs, "Deeper Underground" especially).

 

Also, I'll throw in Lost Prophets into the mix. I shouldn't like them at all, but I find it hard to not love them.

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