Smackdown Results *SPOILERS*

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Source: PWInsider.com

 

 

Dark Match:

 

*Chris Masters defeated Funaki.

 

Sunday Night Heat:

 

*Chavo Guerrero defeated WWE Cruiserweight champion Spike Dudley in a non-title match.

 

*Billy Kidman pinned Rico.

 

*Eddie Guerrero pinned Danny Basham. After the match, Doug Basham berated his brother, saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

 

Smackdown

 

*Smackdown opens with all the Tough Enough contestants in the ring. Kurt Angle comes out and asks them their names and berates them. He tells them they are going to have a contest tonight and whoever wins will get a special prize. He says that whoever does the squat thrusts will win. Al Snow counted them off and if someone did them wrong, they would have to leave the ring. The winner, Ryan Reeves (at least I believe that is who it was) received a match with Kurt Angle.

 

*Kurt Angle defeated Ryan Reeves in a quick match, destroying him. Angle asked any of the others if they wanted to get in the ring with him. Daniel Puder came in and they started wrestling. He was matching Angle for 2 minutes but was pinned.

 

Backstage, Josh Matthews tried to interview Orlando Jordan, but Jordan was cut off by John Bradshaw Layfield. Layfield slapped him and said that he needs to respect the Chief of Staff. Matthews says that he is tired of being abused by them and if Jordan expects to win, Jordan needs to get his head in the game.

 

*Booker T defeated Orlando Jordan via DQ when JBL interfered. They laid out Booker and JBL hit the clothesline from hell.

 

*The Dudley Boyz are talking when Spike tells them that he cut a deal with Kurt Angle to take out one of their opponents at Survivor by calling out The Big Show and attacking him.

 

*Backstage, Josh Matthews tells Teddy Long that he is tired of being abused by JBL and Jordan. Long tells him that he has to maintain his professionalism. Booker T barges in and demands a match against Booker and Jordan tonight. Long says that he doesn't want to sanction a handicap match, so Josh says that he wants to be Booker's partner. They make a tag match for later in the show.

 

*The Dudleys call out The Big Show. They hit him with 3-D and try to do it again through several tables, but he chokeslams them through the tables. Spike runs off.

 

*They show Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio talking in the back.

 

*Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio defeated Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak. As Rey and Van Dam were leaving, Carlito Caribbean Cool and Jesus Aguilera made their way down the aisle. Carlito spit apple in RVD's face. All four heels laid them out until Eddie Guerrero made the save with a chair.

 

*Teddy Long and Eddie Guerrero talked about Survivor Series. They mentioned that Carlito will be the next member of Angle's team. Teddy told Eddie that Rey couldnt be part of his team because Long made a Cruiserweight championship match at the PPV with Spike Dudley defending against Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero, and Billy Kidman. Long told Eddie he has until next week to pick his partner.

 

*Miss Jackie defeated Dawn Marie in an armwrestling contest. Dawn said she was going to dedicate her victory to "her Charlie." After Jackie won, Dawn flipped the table over and they had a catfight. Haas came out trying to stop it, but was attacked by Heidenreich. He hits his shoulderbreaker on Haas. Jackie tries to stop him but is shoved down. Heyman comes out and tries to calm Heidenreich.

 

*They lined up the Tough Enough contestants on the stage. Snow pushed the fans to vote, saying the voting will end Monday at midnight. The person with the least amount of votes will be sent home. Torrie Wilson told them that next week they will take the Torrie Wilson sex test and hopes that they will all be up for it.

 

*Booker T & Josh Matthews defeated WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield & Orlando Jordan. Matthews hit a sliding kick on Layfield that may have busted up JBL's nose. Josh and Booker T celebrated after with spinaroonies.

 

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Matthews wrestling?!

Spike vs. Kidman vs. Rey vs. Chavo?

Carlito as Team Angle's last member? No surprise there.

 

 

Does anybody else think Cena might be the last member of Eddie's team?

[strummer 0]

so it's Eddy, RVD, Big Show, and ? v Angle, Jindrak, Luther, and Carlito

 

What face replaces Rey? Cena? (if he returns in time) Haas?

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Oh god, Holly's going to be eddy's final partner. Please be Paul London.

[Guest cpac]

God why have they turned Tough Enough into a parody of the diva contest. I miss the old school tough enough. This is just screaming of something that is rigged and beyond stupid. I am hoping it is Paul London too.

[strummer 0]

I wonder if Torrie's "sex test" will be her totally smashed talking about blowjobs and lesbian sex like at Girls Gone Wild? I hate that they are getting cute with TE, it sucks that it has to be on SD and not separate.

[Ced 0]

Wow...Josh Matthews is involved in an angle? This could set up Matthews/Coachman in the battle of the overly abused backstage interviewers at 'Mania. Five star confrontation, no doubt.

[slimm44 0]

Matthews wrestling and Booker continuing his winning streak...sounds good. Matthews was on TE 1 so he should have a good match.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Matthews wrestling?!

Spike vs. Kidman vs. Rey vs. Chavo?

Carlito as Team Angle's last member? No surprise there.

 

 

Does anybody else think Cena might be the last member of Eddie's team?

If I remember correctly from TE..Josh is actually a pretty decent wrestler.

 

Wow...Josh Matthews is involved in an angle? This could set up Matthews/Coachman in the battle of the overly abused backstage interviewers at 'Mania. Five star confrontation, no doubt.

And this goes along with the above, at least Josh is a wrestler. Although, at times, I know some forget, hell...I almost did, then I remembered he was on Tough Enough. Who knows, he could eventually have a real match, and it could always turn out *gasp* decent.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I thought Smackdown's B-Show was Velocity, not Sunday Night Heat.

[Mole 0]

Nothing about the Miz?

[JoeDirt 0]

This show doesn't sound very good.

[Stephen 0]

Smackdown was starting to actually get better, then they turn a complete 180 with this shit.

 

This actually sounds like a smackdown booked by Bruce Pritchard.

 

Chavo vs Kidman was starting to get entertaining. They could have had a good 10 minute match.

 

I was looking forward to seeing Rey in the suvivor series match, enough with Rey vs Spike.

 

Why does it feel like Rey vs Chavo vs kidman vs spike match was thrown together at the last minute.

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

Well, I was at Smackdown tonight, and here are some notes.

 

From the Teddy/Eddie segment it seemed like they're trying to build the partner to be Cena. I'm not sure what his movie schedule is (I haven't been following Smackdown for months, literally) but that's the vibe I got from it.

 

Also Josh Matthews did get in a few spots such as a very smooth looking cross body off the top but was pretty much manhandled by Orlando Jordan and JBL the rest of the time he was involved. I think the Spinaroonies were for the live crowd only.

 

The Basham angle from Velocity was a complete flop, who knew? Although I was surprised at one thing -- that the Bashams were still on the roster. Why aren't they at least on Smackdown somewhat involved in the barren tag division that is ridden with teams that are just mixed and matched (Kenzo/Rene, RVD/Rey)?

 

After Torrie laid the challenge out to the TE contestants, she walked down the row of them and stared them down. Then she and the contestants began to leave, but they had to be called back to do a re-tape of the staredown. That was the only re-tape of the night.

 

The Dudleyz were in the ring for a long long time after Big Show destroyed them, and the refs threw up about a dozen Xes of doom. I'm not sure if that's gonna be on TV or not but if it isn't, I couldn't tell but it looked as if Bubba was legitimately hurt. It may have been for the cameras though.

[Kardo 0]

saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

And you know what that means *chuckles*

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Call me crazy, but I actually wanna see Josh wrestle. I wanna see if he still has it after Tough Enough.

[Guest Evolution]

saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

And you know what that means *chuckles*

Damn, beat me to it.

 

Anyway, the show sounds alright, I don't like the Tough Enough and diva stuff though.

[Guest M. Harry Smilac]

The other spoilers I read make the Matthews thing actually seem pretty funny.

 

They announced a Booker T vs Orlando Jordan rematch. Josh Matthews then interviewed JBL and Jordan backstage. Matthews talking about last weeks loss said something JBL didnt like, who slapped the hell out of him. Josh started talking about how he was sick of all of this before regrouping. Josh then says to Jordan that Jordan needs to have his mind on Booker T tonight if he is going to win, and that that might be difficult with Jordan's head up JBL's ass. Matthews then flees the scene.

 

Just the thought of Matthews spouting off that last line and running away like a pussy cracked me up.

[humongous2002 0]

It looks like another winner to me except for the Tough Enough crap, the only guy that had a chance in my eyes to win the contest because he was very entertaining to watch was the 40 year old guy that lied about his age.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Some guys they should consider for the mystery partner:

 

1) Paul London. Good way to bring him back, by inserting him in a big match and getting a rub by being involved w/ some of SD's bigger names. Plus, you could use the match to set up a London/Carlito feud.

 

2) Charlie Haas. No reason Haas should be a jobber on SD, so this would be a good way to get him a little push going. Again, you could use the match to set up a feud between Haas and someone on Angle's team (Jindrak, since Haas alreadt had a little program w/ Reigns).

 

It's seems too soon to bring back Cena, considering he should have "severe injuries". On the other hand, it would be a good way to have Cena get payback on Carlito w/out having to job Carlito in a straight singles match.

 

If I had to pick a man, it'd have to be Bob Holly (unfortunately).

[k thx 0]

saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

And you know what that means *chuckles*

Stupid Ol' Lummox?

[AlaskanHero 0]

saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

And you know what that means *chuckles*

Actually I have no idea what that means. Seriously.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

And you know what that means *chuckles*

Actually I have no idea what that means. Seriously.

Shit Out of Luck . . . The Thrillers in WCW would always say how the face will be SOL . . . and the others would chime . . . And you know what that means!

[Enigma 0]

saying he can't believe Danny lost and he was lucky Doug was around or else he would be "SOL."

And you know what that means *chuckles*

AWESOME reference. I used to love it when the Thrillers and Coach Nash would do that.

[The Dames 0]

And not one mention of Mike Sanders!?

 

You're all bastards.

 

Dames

[MillenniumMan831 0]

And not one mention of Mike Sanders!?

 

You're all bastards.

 

Dames

Who's Mike Sanders?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . . I kid cause I care.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Sanders is only Above-Average, he deserves no mentioning...and Cena is filming his gay ass movie, so he's not coming back in 2 weeks. I say around Royal Rumble. Ditto Kane.

[Guest Anglesault]

The Basham angle from Velocity was a complete flop, who knew? Although I was surprised at one thing -- that the Bashams were still on the roster. Why aren't they at least on Smackdown somewhat involved in the barren tag division that is ridden with teams that are just mixed and matched (Kenzo/Rene, RVD/Rey)?

eras though.

Because they are one of the worst tag teams ever.

[Guest Anglesault]

destroying him. Angle asked any of the others if they wanted to get in the ring with him. Daniel Puder came in and they started wrestling. He was matching Angle for 2 minutes

Any one else think Angle REALLY sucks at this "making himself look unstoppable" jazz?

 

Two years ago this would have sent me into a tizzy

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Maybe they will switch a RAW superstar to Smackdown.