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Since the WWE is on a firing spree...

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I started the topic, so I might as well respond.

 

Out: Bob Holly, Rosey, and Kenzo Suzuki.

 

In: Samoa Joe, Colt Cabana, and CM Punk. If Teddy Hart could ever get his head of of his ass, then maybe him too just for his charisma, look, and athletic ability.

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Coach gets pops, true. However, as needs to be said on a regular basis, pops don't translate into drawing power, and Coach has none of that.

You idiot, no one in the company draws. They are in ruins right now. Plus Coach is an announcer and built as a joke when he steps into the squared circle.

 

And why would anyone want to deport Conway out of the company? He's the one who makes La Rez a worthwhile thing.

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So, am I the only person who thinks Lillian Garcia should be fired for being the worst ring announcer in WWE history? And that's besides her partying.

 

If WWE wants a lady ring announcer who has absolutely no qualifications for the job, they should just use Torrie Wilson on Smackdown -- atleast she's hot.

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Lillian is also a cheap way to use a singer for the national Anthem and such. It might sound redundant but we're talking vince here, who spend half a Million to keep Scott Steiner at home but won't break out an extra couple hundred grand for AJ Styles.

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Now that some spots are available, I'd hire Joey Styles, Teddy Hart and Christopher Daniels. Daniels deserves to start making some mega bucks.

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Fired : Tomko, Kenzo Suzuki, and Jindrak. Useless, useless, useless people. Jindrak's only good role was playing the Jannetty to O'Haire in WCW. Tomko never had a useful role as he can't execute a big boot properly and Suzuki just because there are so many other Japanese wrestlers out there with more talent and charisma than this goon.

 

As for who to hire: The Briscoe Brothers. A real brother tag team with loads of talent, give them a few months to bulk up a bit and then you have a monster tag team ready to rip apart anyone who gets in the way. I'd say put them on Raw at this point to give them as much exposure as possible since everyone doesn't get Smackdown in the US. Secondly, I'd probably hire Colt Cabana. He's making huge waves over the UK as we speak, and has the most charisma and wit I've ever seen a pro wrestler have. He can cut a really funny promo and can bring it in the ring, as evidenced by his match with Joe in Chicago. So if you want three guys who can maybe get the WWE started back on track:

 

Jay and Mark Briscoe and Colt Cabana

 

--Scratch

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Fire: Basham Brothers, Travis Tomko

 

Hire: Samoa Joe, Jonny Storm (good cruiserweight with promo skills,) C M Punk

 

Cheers.

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Fire: Bob Holly, Maven, Grisham

Hire: An experienced WRESTLING announcer, BJ Whitmer and Jimmy Jacobs

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Fired: Shannon Moore, Rosey, and Jindrak

 

Hired: Samoa Joe, Abyss, and Monty Brown

 

There, my people are most likely to be fired and most likely to be hired and get a push of some sort. The indies keep their Gods, the WWE gets some guys who could be made into Superstars. Everyone wins.

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Hired: Abyss

Why, if Kane is going to stay around, do I see them bringing Abyss in as...I dunno...Undertaker and Kane's OTHER brother..

 

Then again, back in the day, I wanted them to bring Daffney in as Taker and Kane's sister.

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Fire: Jindrak, Cade, Tomko, Heidenrich, Danny Basham, Holly, Reigns, Kenzo, Grenier, Fertig, Bradshaw, Rodney Mack, Jazz, Spike Dudley & The Dudley Boyz

 

Hire/Re-Hire:

 

SD: Low-Ki(despite the WWE limitations, his unique style and look would easily get him over), Juventud Guerrera & Hector Garza(they need more hispanic wrestlers to draw back that demographic), Chris Sabin, Abyss, Chuck Palumbo & Sean O'Haire(I would replace Jindrak and Reigns with these two, in "Anglelution")

 

Raw: Teddy Hart(so many possibilities), Carl Ouelette(his short stint as "X" in TNA impressed me, I would replace Grenier with him in La Resistance or form a new Hart Foundation with Ted Hart), Ron Killings, Kanyon, A-Train(when he recovers from his injury)

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Release: Garrison Cade & The Bashams (I'd love for Holly to get fired, but he does at least get a reaction off crowds)

 

Hire: Samoa Joe, Abyss, Burchill. 3 guys hoss enough to be pushed well in the WWE who I would actually want to see in the ring.

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Release: Garrison Cade & The Bashams (I'd love for Holly to get fired, but he does at least get a reaction off crowds)

 

Hire: Samoa Joe, Abyss, Burchill. 3 guys hoss enough to be pushed well in the WWE who I would actually want to see in the ring.

Doesn't he do a standing SSP and the Split Legged senton?

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So, am I the only person who thinks Lillian Garcia should be fired for being the worst ring announcer in WWE history? And that's besides her partying.

 

If WWE wants a lady ring announcer who has absolutely no qualifications for the job, they should just use Torrie Wilson on Smackdown -- atleast she's hot.

HELL NOOOOOOOO!!!

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Release: Garrison Cade & The Bashams (I'd love for Holly to get fired, but he does at least get a reaction off crowds)

 

Hire: Samoa Joe, Abyss, Burchill. 3 guys hoss enough to be pushed well in the WWE who I would actually want to see in the ring.

Doesn't he do a standing SSP and the Split Legged senton?

Yeah, but not in the WWE! All big men must do the spinebuster, and the spinebuster ONLY! :)

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Fire: Tomko, Holly, Stamboli

One out of three isn't bad. Of course, I would have preferred that one to be Holly and not Stamboli. At least with Stamboli they can do the spot of him military pressing big guys, as he did with Rikishi one time, and that would make him stand out a little.

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Release: Garrison Cade & The Bashams (I'd love for Holly to get fired, but he does at least get a reaction off crowds)

 

Hire: Samoa Joe, Abyss, Burchill. 3 guys hoss enough to be pushed well in the WWE who I would actually want to see in the ring.

Doesn't he do a standing SSP and the Split Legged senton?

Yeah, but not in the WWE! All big men must do the spinebuster, and the spinebuster ONLY! :)

Remember when O'Haire or Jinjrak did the SSP and Senton in WCW?

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On the plus side, at least Nidia got free implants out of the deal.

Why must they insist on doing that? ...Especially for Nidia...

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