MrRant Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 >>Fred Phelps gloats over Swedish tsunami dead "Westboro Baptist Church leaders known for picketing the funeral of Matthew Shepard, the young college student brutally murdered in Wyoming in 1998, have released the following statement regarding the tsunamis which hit Southeast Asia earlier in the week. The statement, which was posted on their website Wednesday alongside dozens of other archived 'press releases,' thanks God for the tsunami and for the death of any gay Swedish vacationers who perished at the time." [Excerpt: "God is laughing, mocking and taunting Swedes as they mourn & weep over their dead! ... Thank God for his vengeance, and we pray for worse and more of it upon Sweden."] The above was what I got from another board but they didn't post the link due to the site being gay orientated and a bit adult. From Freddies site: "Press Release" - http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/jan2005...en_1-3-2005.pdf
NoCalMike Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Funny I was just at that exact site reading up on that shit, and considered posting it on here. Well done Rant.
EricMM Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I can't get over that guy's website name.
Vern Gagne Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 It should be changed to GodhatesSwedishfags.com.
tekcop Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Damn swedes... I've actually never heard of anyone who's racist against swedish people. I mean, seriously... why?
MrRant Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 He just doesn't like Swedish fags. Not the Swedes.
Jobber of the Week Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 GodLovesFags is an even funnier domain, because rather than point to another URL it's a religious site with a more inclusive motto that actually calls itself GodLovesFags. So they're preaching acceptance and understanding all the while using the word "Fags" in their name. Personally, I was pissed off that some dude beat me to my own URL idea, www.GodHatesFAQs.com. I'd put answers to common computer support questions there.
Vern Gagne Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Damn swedes... I've actually never heard of anyone who's racist against swedish people. I mean, seriously... why? Swedish Fish, Swedish Meatballs, Lutafist (or however it's spelled), ABBA, Ace of Base.
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Swedish meatballs (particularly the Banquet TV dinner variety) is fantastic stoner food.
Jobber of the Week Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Banquet meals count as food? I bought a bunch of them because they were so cheap and regretted it. Only their CORN DOG dinner was good. And it's one lousy corn dog. I'm sticking with Stouffers or Swansons next time.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Bummer. I thought he'd love seeing all those Muslims dead. Oh well, maybe that'll be in the next press release...
EricMM Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I was going to do a swedish fish joke! bastard!
Special K Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Nothing can shock me about Phelps' hatred and basic human indecency anymore. However, this sorta blows my mind, as it indicates that God is either very sloppy or stupid, killing 100,000 people to kill, what, max 100 gay Swedish tourists? The Swedish secretary from The Producers (yeah, she's probably actually American) pretty much absolves Sweden of all food-related crimes, I'd say.
Highland Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I knew it was only a matter of time before some fucktard starting gloating that the deaths of tens of thousands of people was an act of God.
Guest BDC Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Fred Phelps can burn in Hell for all anyone cares.
Guest sek69 Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 The thing about Fred is after you attempt to build a monument dedicated to Matthew Shepard burning in hell, you pretty much hit your peak on the Bastard Scale. He won't be able to top himself no matter what. I mean shit, when Mr. Rogers died they released one of those "Yay _____ is Dead!" filers since Mr. Rogers belonged to the Presbyterian church and apparently that made him a "fag enabler". Personally I would have gone after the cardigans, but Phelps is the "fag" expert.
Vern Gagne Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 He looks like he'd be caught in a whore house, with his pants around his ankles.
MrRant Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 And the whore plugging away at his ass with a dildo.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I was wondering who took godhatesfags.com
Vyce Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Banquet meals count as food? I bought a bunch of them because they were so cheap and regretted it. Only their CORN DOG dinner was good. And it's one lousy corn dog. I'm sticking with Stouffers or Swansons next time. In the past couple years, Stouffers has really made an effort with their products - they've developed quite a sizable variety of enjoyable entrees. .........Yes, I eat a lot of TV dinners. I'm a bachelor who doesn't have a lot of time to cook.
Jobber of the Week Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I hope someday Phelps gets hit by a bolt of lightning. We can say at the funeral that God was aiming for a gay guy but missed. And then laugh. And then piss on the headstone.
mister foozel Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Swedish meatballs (particularly the Banquet TV dinner variety) is fantastic stoner food. what ISN'T fanatstic stoner food? (that is actually food)
Guest thebigjig Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Unavailable for comment that's the funniest thing I've seen all night lol
AboveAverage484 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Anyone else hear about the woman who jumped out of her car's sun roof because she thought the Rapture was upon us?
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