Most Obscenely Funny Song

[Justice 0]

What's the funniest song you've ever listen to? It can be because it's clever or just horribly, horribly bad.

 

To start, I'd have to say that "Mr. Tambourine Man" as sung by William Shatner takes the cake. He sounds completely trashed throughout the whole thing. At one point he sounds like he's gonna throw up. Everything is over the top, and the ending with the"MR TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" just kills me.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Shit Dick" from PanzerFoust Records.

 

 

Not that I agree with it's super blatant anti-homosexual stances... but that song is so bad it gets stuck in your head.

 

 

See Also "The Internet Is For Porn"

[BUTT 0]

I like King Missile's "Detachable Penis". Or Chamillionaire's "Instant Replay", a horribly bad freestyle which sample's John Tesh's "Roundball" (the NBA on NBC theme).

[Kapoutman 0]

Bloodhound Gang's "A Lapdance Is So Much better Whne The Stripper is Crying" probably has the funniest lyrics I ever listened to.

 

And I thought "Detachable Penis" was by Butthole Surfers?

[godthedog 0]

"l.m.l.y.p." ween.

[Justice 0]

See Also "The Internet Is For Porn"

Avenue Q = Addictive and catchy.

[MrRant 0]

Frosty the Pervert

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Frank Zappa-"Brown Shoes Don't Make It"

[Gary Floyd 0]

"Martin Scorsese" by King Missile

[Nighthawk 0]

Six Feet Under's "Purple Haze" cover.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

This thread needs more lyrics

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Six Feet Under's "Purple Haze" cover.

So bad

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Bloodhound Gang's "A Lapdance Is So Much better Whne The Stripper is Crying" probably has the funniest lyrics I ever listened to.

Seconded.

 

"Kiss Me Where it Smells funny" is fucking hilarious as well.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Six Feet Under's "Purple Haze" cover.

So bad

Speaking of bad covers, who does that horrible "Brick in the Wall" cover that plays on all the modern rock stations?

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

You mean the Korn cover? I like that, and I've never been one for Korn's style.

[Red Baron 0]

Chic N Stu: System of a Down

[Special K 0]

"l.m.ly.p."- Ween

 

Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah

 

<"shockadelica" section:>

The lights go out, the smell of doom

I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room

The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed

And you're so tired, and the reason is camille-mille

Shockadelica

The girl must be a witch

She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched

Shockadelica

You need a second opinion

But she never wears a stitch

So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope

She won't let you play your guitar

And when you've cried enough

Maybe she'll let you up

For a nasty ride in her shockadeli-car

Gonna make you beg!

 

Gonna make you beg

Gonna make you spread your leg

Gonna want it, gonna get it

And you'll never regret it

<repeats throughout song>

 

[unintelligible rap]

 

<"alphabet street" rap:>

Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste

Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste?

Didn't she tell you that lovesexy was the glam of them all?

If you can hang, you can trip on it

You surely won't fall

No side effects and the feeling last forever

Straight up - it tastes good

It makes you feel clever

You kiss your enemies like you know you should

Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would

You jerk your body like a horny pony would

Now run and tell your mama about that!

 

Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt

Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt

Let me show you how to please me baby

Let me show you how to tease me baby

Baby baby babe get down on your knees

Let me lick your pussy

 

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

 

Come on baby, i got somethin' to say

Let me lick your pussy

I wanna say i wanna lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

I ain't messin' around - i ain't messin' around

I'm sayin' baby

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

 

Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin'

How's your pussy baby?

Now we've all got something, you know what i mean?

You've got your pussy

Right there between your legs, baby

You know what it is, don't you? it's a pussy!

Oooh yeah!

You know what i wanna do what that pussy, baby?

You know what i wanna do?

Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby

Take it out, wanna take it to town

Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place

Then i'm gonna...can you imagine baby?

Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh

Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby

Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy

Come here baby!

 

First we'll take a bath

Then i'll get my towel, baby

I'll wrap you up - i'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby

You know what i'm gonna do then

I just wanna say - you know baby, i could give a great massage

Oh, you can, gener?

I say, yeah baby, i give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby

Oh, gener!

I say, what you got between your legs, baby?

What does that have to do with a massage, baby?

You know, you know what i really want...it's your pussy baby

I wanna lick your pussy baby

Yeah, you know what i'm saying

You know what i'm saying

You got me going baby

Oh, you got me going like i never thought i'd go before

Shit baby! come here! let me lick your pussy!

Let me lick your pussy, baby

Let me lick your pussy!

 

Take it, deaner!

 

 

 

 

"the Stallion part 1" - Ween

 

Look out you son of a bitch

Goddamn motherfucker

Do you know who you're fucking with?

 

You're fucking with the stallion, mang

You're fucking with the goddamn stallion, mang

You're fucking with the stallion, mang

 

Goddamn piece of shit

On my dick you should sit

Do you know who you're fucking with?

 

Prancing stallion -- oh ho handsome -- prancing on the grass

 

I'm the fucking stallion, mang -- the stallion

I'm the fucking stallion, mang -- the stallion

I am the stallion, mang -- you get it?

 

"The Stallion Part 2" - Ween

 

For hither not, i am the stallion

Come fear, come love, i am the stallion

You know that i am the stallion, mang

I am, i am the stallion, mang

You know that i am the stallion, mang

I live, i walk, i am the stallion, mang

 

Hair-throng goo-tongue, stallion mang

A 2 s-t-a-l-l-i-o-n

I am the stallion, mang

 

1: i can drink

2: i get groomed

3: i go for a walk

I am the stallion, mang

You know that i am the stallion, mang

 

Deaner! deaner! dude!

Where can you be? come hither

Who are you? the stallion

What's goin' on?

Who are you, deaner?

I am, i am the stallion

You are the stallion

A-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-s-s-t-a-l-l-i-o-n

 

The entire Mollusk album is hilarious as parody, and a good album to boot.

 

Notice a trend?

 

I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard 'crab louse'- a song about bugs, um, down there, playing over the trailer to a Disney movie (dinosaurs) There's a song that not too terribly funny, but IS quite obscene.

 

'Debaser' often makes me laugh simply because Frank Black is so crazy over the top in it, and the of course Kim Deal comes in with her really sweet-sounding vocals. Of course If I watched Un Chien Andelou again, I'd probably sound like Frank for about an hour. Great song, BTW.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Music is like beer-Dave Brockie Experience

 

Music is like beer,music is like beer, music music music is like beer

 

you listen to a song, as soon as its done, you want another.

 

music is like beer

SEX!

 

all i need is music beer and a little sleep

 

Now im awake

Bring me sex

Oh, music is like beer

 

Apparently he also does a song called 'should i let the ugly chick blow me'

[Nighthawk 0]

I should mention that the Ying Yang Twins come out with some pretty funny stuff. Me & My Brother is well known, so here's a sample from their appearance on Jacki-O's "Fine".

 

Kaine:

"I just wanna touch your booty one time

Is it soft like it look, I'm Curious George (D-Roc makes monkey noises)

Your booty put a smile on all the boys"

 

Not as good as hearing it, the monkey noises make it.

[MARTYEWR 0]

"Fuck You, Uncle Fucker" from South Park: Bigger, Larger and Uncut.

[Nevermortal 0]

"Tears in Heaven" - Eric Clapton

[Red Baron 0]

Piece of Shit Car: Adam Sandler.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Piece of Shit Car: Adam Sandler.

(Cameo music folder post)

 

I'll have to second that, although its not so funny now that my car is actually turning into something that would closely resemble the car in the song.

[Guest Nobody]

Broken Hearts are for Assholes...

 

Beep Beep...

 

They're coming to take me Away...

 

The entire Thriller Album...

[nl5xsk1 0]

"Shit Dick" from PanzerFoust Records.

Isn't it Panzerfaust records? And aren't they closed because they found out that the leader of the WP record company wasn't actually white?!?

 

My choice: I got a Phish bootleg that had a white power "rap" song called Six Million More (I think) as the filler on it ... one of the lines was something along the lines of "I need a lamp shade/made out of Jew-skin" ... even though I'm partially Jewish, I had to laugh my ass off.

[Guest JebusNassedar]

GWAR - "The Song of Words."

[Guest ken adams]

Horribly bad funny is "Baby Mama" by American Idiot winner Fantasia Barrino.

 

Her voice sounds like it was recorded in a can, she has no sense of time or singing in key, and the lyrics are some of the dumbest things I have ever read (including anything I have written).

 

She sings about getting her support check (didn't Chris Rock do a bit on this years ago?), it's a "badge of honor" to be a teenage single mom, and there are shout outs from baby mamas recorded through a telephone.

 

At no point in her diatribe about how hard it is to be a single teenage mom, does she talk about, hmmm, oh, I don't know, ...... maybe being a little careful & not getting pregnant? Just a thought.

 

I thought this was a joke, and I'm surprised this is an actual real song.

 

 

(Voices giving shout out)

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

To all my baby mama’s

B A B Y, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas,

this goes out to all my baby mama's

B A B Y, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas;

I got love for all my baby mama's

It’s about time we had our own song, don’t know what took so long

Cause nowadays it’s like a badge of honor, to be a baby mama

I see ya paying ya (bills)

I know ya working ya (job)

I see ya going to (school)

And girl I know it’s hard

And even though you’re fed up with making beds up

Girl keep your head up

All my B A BY, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas,

this goes out to all my baby mama’s (M A M A,)

B A BY, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas;

I got love for all my baby mama’s

Oh oohh

I see you get that support check in the mail

You open it and you’re like what the hell

You say this ain’t even half of daycare

Saying to yourself this here ain’t fair

And all my girls who don’t get no help

Who gotta do everything by yourself

Remember what don’t kill ya, can only make you stronger

My baby mama’s

B A B Y, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas,

this goes out to all my baby mama’s (M A M A)

B A B Y, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas;

I got love for all my baby mama’s

Cause we’re the backbone (of the hood)

I always knew that (that we could)

We can go anywhere we can do anything

I know we can make it if we dream

And I think it should be a holiday

For single mothers trying to make a way

But until then, here is your song

Show love to my B A

B A B Y, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas,

this goes out to all my baby mama’s (M A M A)

B A BY, M A M A,

this goes out to all my baby mamas;

I got love for all my baby mama’s

[Special K 0]

Is it wrong that "holiday in Cambodia" cracks me up? I think it's funner'n shit.

[Guest CronoT]

How about Leonard Nimoy's "Lord of the Rings' Bilbo" song:

 

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/72109

[Guest curry_man2002]

Dennis leary: A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Chubby Brown: Condom

Adam Sandler: Medium pace