Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 As some of you know, I'm planning to be elected to the presidency in November of 2020, the first year I'll be allowed to run according to the American Constitution. As a reward for anyone in the SWF, you'll all be getting cushy government jobs. OAOASTers will receive low-level civil service jobs, by which I mean they'll be janitors. President: Tom Flesher Vice President: Spoken for. I'm going to need a legit candidate to back me up. Court of Appeals, 9th Circuit: Justice. Clean that motherfucker up. President, National NORM-L Chapter: Kibagami Fitness Czar: Mak Francis. Expect tennis to become our national sport. Secretary of Agriculture: Insane Luchador, being from the Corn and Hog Captial of the World. I expect you to work closely with Kibagami. Stupid Canuck: Zed. Request your government job here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Secretary of State? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Fuckin' A! No more "International Community" BS comin' from 'dis place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Secretary of Borting? Something that shows my loss of mental functions. Also, I demand Kibs be the poet laureate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Secretary of Borting? Something that shows my loss of mental functions. Also, I demand Kibs be the poet laureate. I dub thee Undersecretary in charge of the Admiralty of Tropical Penguins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Oh, and also Presedential Coaster/Secondary Ottoman (Janus is Primary Ottoman) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 British Culture Secretary. You guys need more soccer. And cricket. Lots of cricket. It'll have to be a part-time job though, what with my janitorial duties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Secretary of Defense, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Oh, and also Presedential Coaster/Secondary Ottoman (Janus is Primary Ottoman) You damn right. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 G0R0 AMS BEINGS SECRTARY OF EDJUCASHUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Goddamn it. I demand a position of considerable power so that my differing ideoligies can threaten to rip apart the Flesher administration. Wait, I've got it. UN Ambassador! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Deeeeeeeeeeeez nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 I'll do the British Culture job when Landon's sweeping. I'll also run the economy for you, since my success in holding the roster down should translate nicely into making sure the rest of the world doesn't stand a chance. Actually, fuck it. I'll be the Counter Culture Secretary. I'll decree that there's a rock club in each town and that goth and punk girls must wear minimal clothing at all times (obviously regulated so that they don't catch cold). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 How about you regulate that goth and punk chicks can't weigh more than 150 pounds? Do that first, THEN the clothes thing. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 You need to be less sizest, Z. I'm not gonna stop larger girls from dressing like goths and punks. ...just ban 'em from the clubs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Application process and a musical background check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Yeah, and all bands who want to classify themselves as 'punk' have to be screened by a panel of any three of the following: Insane Luchador, me, Dace, Taamo, Kibagami. Only after a majority vote are they allowed to do this. *boots Sum 41 in the arse* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 I'd like to be Defense Secretary, just so I could fuck with all the military people (except for WC, who would immediately be made an Admiral). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 I'd like to be Defense Secretary, just so I could fuck with all the military people (except for WC, who would immediately be made an Admiral). You mean a Rear Admiral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crusen86 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 Yes, more cricket, less Celine Dion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 Yes, more cricket, less Celine Dion. Janitor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 I don't really want a position, I'd just like to sit in the oval office, reading a newspaper and sipping tea, stopping only to agree and support Tom and fire off snappy quips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 G0R0 AMS BEINGS SECRTARY OF EDJUCASHUN! Actually, shouldn't the Dean of Professional Wrestling be the Secretary of Education? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 Sorry, J. You'll be my official White House Press Stooge, recapping the interviews and press conferences in the light most favorable to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 I'll be Secret Service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2005 G0R0 AMS BEINGS SECRTARY OF EDJUCASHUN! G0R0 IZ SAYINGZ OR NASHUNAL ANTHUMB SHUOLD BE SAILZ AWAY BY ENYAZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crusen86 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2005 I don't really want a position, I'd just like to sit in the oval office, reading a newspaper and sipping tea, stopping only to agree and support Tom and fire off snappy quips. Can you say sitcom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2005 It's almost like we'd be mismatched. An odd couple, of sorts. I think we should call it, "The President and the Australian Who Won't Shut Up." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2005 That's my Flesher! Prick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
