Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 Don’t be afraid to make some noise! The Capt’n is about to make it happen! Here we go. On Raw you got Batista with muscles to spare, but he has charisma like Tomko got hair. You got HHH and Ric Flair their legend still grows, 26 titles between them and the world’s biggest nose! JBL the rich guy on Smackdown, well he hears his taxes are still soaring, he’s no wrestling god, just the god of boring! He’s forgetting something. Oh yeah, the guy that inspired his rap, John Cena. Well he got something for him. Well it goes like this, hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of you’re fortune and fame, while you talk like Snoop Dog but look like Cory Haim. Tomko says “DISSED.” So after the draft, whether Raw or SD, JR or Michael Cole, I’ll be champion, because that’s…how…I…roll! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Promoter 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 How is it that the "real rapper" John Cena has not done verses like this in MONTHS and Christian has? I want to see Cena's response if they allow him to really respond. People may sway back to Cena's side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taker666 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 Christian kicks ass, that rap was just hillarious at Backlash. Like Christian says, hes on a roll. for the past few weeks, Christian has been taking cheap shots at Cena, This week I wanna see Cena respond or at least bring up what Christian has been saying, just to eventually get a early start on their potential feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 My name is Christian The King of Crunk I'll take you to school And you gonna flunk! - Christian, Royal Rumble 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 How is it that the "real rapper" John Cena has not done verses like this in MONTHS and Christian has? Yeah I think they wanted Cena to move away from the whole 'freestyle' thing and move on to progress his character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 Don’t be afraid to make some noise! The Capt’n is about to make it happen! Here we go. On Raw you got Batista with muscles to spare, but he has charisma like Tomko got hair. You got HHH and Ric Flair their legend still grows, 26 titles between them and the world’s biggest nose! JBL the rich guy on Smackdown, well he hears his taxes are still soaring, he’s no wrestling god, just the god of boring! He’s forgetting something. Oh yeah, the guy that inspired his rap, John Cena. Well he got something for him. Well it goes like this, hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of you’re fortune and fame, while you talk like Snoop Dog but look like Cory Haim. Tomko says “DISSED.” So after the draft, whether Raw or SD, JR or Michael Cole, I’ll be champion, because that’s…how…I…roll! awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted May 2, 2005 I wouldn't be against Christian being given a 20 minute promo slot, since he's actually entertaining when he talks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 I need a wav or mp3 of this now. This alone makes me consider ordering a replay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 It's becoming an odd trend with Raw guys trashing SMDN guys and getting no response. Remember when HHH used to badmouth Angle, even though they were on different shows? Or JBL recently? Now this whole thing with Christian trashing Cena. It'd be fun if SMDN's guys fired back with their own comments but for whatever reason have not. Either: 1. They are trying to look like the better men by not commenting. 2. They are being booked to look like pussies who take all sorts of shit from the mighty Raw. 3. There is complete miscommunication between the two booking staffs. Anyone wanna figure out which it is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted May 3, 2005 JBL took shots at Triple H as often as Trips took shots at JBL. edit: VERBAL shots. VERBAL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 This thead is nipping at the heels of the "sports analogy" thread for WWE Folder Worst Thread of the Year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 This thead is nipping at the heels of the "sports analogy" thread for WWE Folder Worst Thread of the Year. I would be so proud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ISportsFan 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Discusses Raw results, so if you're taping it, be forewarned. After a comedy match loss in the first round of the tournament for Christian, it seems like they have no intention of pushing him at all. It's not like Kane is nearly worth anything anymore, so having Kane kill him dead with a chokeslam after Christian couldn't get anything without cheating seems counterproductive if a push was in the works. Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superfly Snuka 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 What the hell are they thinking?!!! Really!!! Obviously Christian is going to smackdown, but it makes no sense for him to lose in the 1st round of the tournament; can't take him as a real contender to Cena if he's not one of the best seven on raw. WWe creative team has their heads up their asses as usual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Come on, like the WWE has time to elevate guys like Christian, when they can elevate guys like Chris Masters. Like anyone's suprised that the WWE are complete idiots. I'm starting to worry about the future of this company. It feels like they're alienating their old fans and trying to creaate a generation of new ones that will accept shit like Diva Search part 2 with open arms. Once again, I've lost all interest in RAW tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 I too am baffled as to why Kane beat Christian tonight. It just made no sense at all. The guy is getting over, Kane is his usual stale self, and lo and behold...Christian jobs. Fairly easy. Hell the same thing happened with Shelton later against Michaels. Just more of jobbing out younger talent to old bums and has beens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Exactly how does it look good to put Christian over Kane? I'm sorry, but jobbing a 6'8" 300 lb. monster to a guy who weighs 200 pounds soaking wet doesn't seem logical. If it was no DQ, then yes, but straight rules? Christian shouldn't have a chance in hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Yeah, they're obviously jobbing him out before sending him to SD. But does anyone remember when they jobbed Big Show to Jeff Hardy the week before sending him to Smackdown and putting him in the WWE Title scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krease 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Didn't Christian start getting popular recently without getting the wins? And here we are bitching that he's still not getting the wins? I was hoping for the upset (yes, it would have been an upset) just as much as anyone else, but c'mon peeps, Christian's doing what's got him this far - losing matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted May 3, 2005 It's a hell of a lot better than his "throwing tantrum" phase in 2002. That booking still doesn't make much sense, especially since it lead to a feud that ended rather abruptly thanks to DDP retiring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 I was hoping he'd lose to Kane tonight after a shot to the back from Lita's crutch. That would help him save some face and help Lita get over as a heel a little more. But maybe that's just not the direction they're headed. Christian could really use a big win on RAW before heading to Smackdown, especially if he's going to feud with Cena. The promos for that feud will be fun, no doubt, but it will really make SD look second rate if Christian goes from JTTS on RAW to main eventer on SD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Exactly how does it look good to put Christian over Kane? I'm sorry, but jobbing a 6'8" 300 lb. monster to a guy who weighs 200 pounds soaking wet doesn't seem logical. If it was no DQ, then yes, but straight rules? Christian shouldn't have a chance in hell. Shouldn't mean shit if they build Christian to look like a good wrestler. Obviously, the WWE would like to brainwash everyone into thinking what you just said so their big guys look better but it shouldn't always be cut and dry, biggest guy always wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The C Man 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 I too am baffled as to why Kane beat Christian tonight. It just made no sense at all. It'll make sense when Edge faces Kane and Lita turns, aligning with Edge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted May 3, 2005 I was hoping he'd lose to Kane tonight after a shot to the back from Lita's crutch. That would help him save some face and help Lita get over as a heel a little more. But maybe that's just not the direction they're headed. Christian could really use a big win on RAW before heading to Smackdown, especially if he's going to feud with Cena. The promos for that feud will be fun, no doubt, but it will really make SD look second rate if Christian goes from JTTS on RAW to main eventer on SD. I have two words for you... Big Show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted May 3, 2005 I too am baffled as to why Kane beat Christian tonight. It just made no sense at all. It'll make sense when Edge faces Kane and Lita turns, aligning with Edge. So you believe they will put Kane over Benoit and Edge over Shawn and give Edge TWO title shot opportunties? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The C Man 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Damn, I thought it was Kane/Edge and Benoit/Michaels. Shows how much attention I pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
natey2k4 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 At least Christian didn't job cleanly this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 pardon my ignorance but what does JTTS mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Jobber to the stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Jobber to the stars. Thanks that's what I figured it meant. It's kinda a dumb term though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
