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I will submit that Ween is the funniest band ever. God Ween Satan and the Pod are basically parodies of most genres rolled into two albums. The Pod is almost unlistenable unless you have an ear for parody, and songs like Let Me Lick Your Pussy and The Stallion parts 1& 2are just downright hilarious. Not to mention the whole chocolate and cheese album which is basically the funniest qhite funk album ever. It takes a ceratin taouch to be funny consistently. Ciccone Youth and Del's "If you Must" do it for me consistently. Also "A Boy named Sue."

 

What songs/albums/artists crack you the fuck up? Let's try to steer clear of parody shit like Weird Al, though he sometimes comes up with a gem.

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Anal Cunt

Dead Milkmen

Sometimes the Butthole Surfers

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Ten Masked Men make me laugh, but I guess they're kinda parody; they play pop songs (Blue, Wonderwall, Hit Me Baby One More Time, etc), only they do it in a death metal style. The riff on Blue is disturbingly good like that, though.

 

Also, Stormtroopers of Death. Speak English or Die rules.

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Guest wildpegasus

Reading through this I realise only know 1 name here. "Weird Al." That being said, he's the funniest I've heard. I like his work.

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Give another vote to Anal Cunt. Their song titles are fucking hysterical. And Cannible Corpse is good music to listen to if you're in a bad mood.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

You folks who think Cannibal Corpse is funny..give these a whirl:

 

QUOTE(

11. Radomly Raped Rectum)

Randomly, randomly raped rectum! With my knife, fucking your rectum! I will die, you will die, everyone

I see will die, I will die, you will die, die! As you lay there dead beneath me, cock in my hand, lay there

dead as I spew my stench on you! I rape you from behind, fucking whore! I shit inside your mouth,

I cum! Randomly, radomly raped rectum! I raped your rectum, forced to take my load!

 

Sadomastic, necrophobic, raping of the dead, my cock it bleeds (my cock it bleeds) from your rank ass

cunt! Puncture wounds are seeping, ozzing, cock dripping with rectal cum, on your face I wipe my cock,

smell the stench, I vomit! With my tongue I lick it up, twisted corpse drenched in cum, entrails used as

trophies, mark of man, evil now displayed! Rectal seeps, ass sliced open, stepped over the edge of

insanity, whore (whore), I smite you with my cock! Conforting, anal sores, on my dick puss it flows!

Beating with a hangar across the face, stupid bitch hanging on a hook, geyser flows, blood spilling on

the walls, mark of man, evil now displayed, carving your cavity, eager to mutilate!

 

THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

 

http://lividity.imess.net/home.html Not very work friendly.

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Guest Anticrombie

I was listening to "Kiss This" last night, which is a compilation of "Nevermind The Bollocks..." and some other tracks The Pistols recorded during that time period. Yes they are incredibly juvenile and immature, but The Sex Pistols are hilarious.

 

Then again I find many punk bands during that time period to be funny: Dead Kennedy's, The Clash...

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They Threw Me Out Of Church is my favorite Wesley Willis song by far

 

Once upon a time, i was cursing in daniel's chapel a.m.e. zion church

I called one of the deacons a motherfucker

Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language

He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

 

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

 

For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off

I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick

He got so tired of my bullshit

He told one of the deacons to throw me out

He then escorted me to the door

 

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

 

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4

I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head

He fell to the floor unconscious

Suddenly, the police was called on me

I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops

 

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

They threw me out of church

 

Diet pepsi, uh-huh

 

 

I don't know why but that song gets me everytime.

 

Chris Burke's (Corky, the kid with Down's Syndrome from Life Goes On) album always cracks me up, too. Same thing with Hulk Hogan's Wrestling Boot Band.

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